Boxing 2024

[Dr Nowt]

Only thing which just got slapped harder than Ngannou is Fury’s ego.

[John102]

The Sky team are hilarious, saying you cant now say Ngannou was never that good. All they have done all fight is say that he is biting on every feint and that he is wide open.

[Special K]

I'm glad that happened. It can put to bed the idea that Ngannou can box and there'll be less of these bullshit fights.

 

And it was nice to see Fury shit himself.

[Brownie]

Joshua is such a tit.

[John102]

Just now, Brownie said:

Joshua is such a tit.

He is a cringey bastard.

[Red Phoenix]

Was looking forward to seeing how Ngannou did in his next fight, wasn't expecting that. Almost like he was defenceless against Joshua's punches. Hope he's ok and glad he was back on his feet shortly after.

[John102]

With all these voices he is like a young Lenny Henry

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Just now, John102 said:

With all these voices he is like a young Lenny Henry

 

I'm half expecting him to do helicopter noises like the fella out of Police Academy.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Never rated Joshua until just now. 

 

He's fucking massive isn't he, bolted together, and now he's dispatching a big bad cunt like he's telling a puppy off.  That was mad. 

[Bjornebye]

Joshua is such an arrogant cunt “this fight means nothing to me” then he’s giddy like a baby with sweets and acting like a fucking bell. 

[Remmie]

18 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Joshua is such a tit.

 

17 minutes ago, John102 said:

He is a cringey bastard.

I had to switch off as soon as he started answering the first question and I am questioning why I let it get that far, he's like a walking book of platitudes, catchphrases and soundbites. 

 

Ironically when he was on Louis Theroux and was himself he came across much better. 

 

I lumped on him to win on points, thought Ngannou had a granite chin. Didn't quite go to Dan Dan levels like

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Never rated Joshua until just now. 

 

He's fucking massive isn't he, bolted together, and now he's dispatching a big bad cunt like he's telling a puppy off.  That was mad. 

He can’t handle being hit. Usyk toyed with him. I think Wilder of a few years back bangs him out but maybe not now. Fury just toys with him and as long as Fury can keep him away Fury beats him. 
 

Usyk laughs at them all. 

[Aventus]

1 hour ago, Special K said:

I'm glad that happened. It can put to bed the idea that Ngannou can box and there'll be less of these bullshit fights.

 

And it was nice to see Fury shit himself.

I'm not. 

 

Having an outsider come into the sport and being competitive would have added something new and interesting to a stale division. 

 

Hoped Zhang did better too, as before tonight I thought he might have been a decent title contender. 

 

Right now the only top heavyweight fight is between Usyk and Fury, everyone else is a tier or multiple tiers below them. 

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Aventus said:

I'm not. 

 

Having an outsider come into the sport and being competitive would have added something new and interesting to a stale division. 

 

Hoped Zhang did better too, as before tonight I thought he might have been a decent title contender. 

 

Right now the only top heavyweight fight is between Usyk and Fury, everyone else is a tier or multiple tiers below them. 

A complete outsider coming into the heavyweight division and fighting two of the top fighters is a joke mate. 

[Colt Seavers]

Uncle Eddie and sky calling joshua the number one heavyweight and has to fight winner of usyk fury

Are we supposed to forget the last 2 usyk fights 

[Dave D]

8 hours ago, John102 said:

Does Tyson Fury dye his beard?

 

Fair play to Ngannou, hopefully he has been paid well for these fights.

 

All talk of him doing anything as a boxer was ludicrous.

 

 

 

His beard was jet black, definitely dyed the preening peacock.

Add to that the waistcoat!

[Lurtz]

Much as I'd love to see Fury v Joshua, Usyk is gonna tear Fury a new arsehole in May.

 

As much as Ngannou has no place in a ring with top heavyweight boxers, Joshua looked absolute class and he'll be a tougher opponent for Usyk than Fury. Still think Usyk beats him too though. 

[cloggypop]

He already has. Twice. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Much as I'd love to see Fury v Joshua, Usyk is gonna tear Fury a new arsehole in May.

 

As much as Ngannou has no place in a ring with top heavyweight boxers, Joshua looked absolute class and he'll be a tougher opponent for Usyk than Fury. Still think Usyk beats him too though. 

Mate, Usyk fucked Joshua up twice. Fury will be harder although I still think Usyk wins. Or it will be a draw. Who knows. 
 

Joshua v Wilder (Wilder would have sparked him out 5 years ago) get another Joshua win under his belt and then Fury regardless of the Usyk result. Putting Joshua in front of Usyk again would be stupid. 

[Lurtz]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Mate, Usyk fucked Joshua up twice. Fury will be harder although I still think Usyk wins. Or it will be a draw. Who knows. 
 

Joshua v Wilder (Wilder would have sparked him out 5 years ago) get another Joshua win under his belt and then Fury regardless of the Usyk result. Putting Joshua in front of Usyk again would be stupid. 

 

I know but as Mr. Bumcunt says, I've never seen Joshua in such good shape. 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

 

I know but as Mr. Bumcunt says, I've never seen Joshua in such good shape. 

He’s always been in good shape but he did look on form last night. That said, it was a lose lose anyway because he’s expected to spark a non boxer out. I’m craving Fury/Joshua like I’m craving a tit wank off Kelly Brook (Kelly not Kell before anyone starts) 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I'd rather see if Wilder has anything left and put him against Joshua. Two punchers just looking to launch the other's head into orbit.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I'd rather see if Wilder has anything left and put him against Joshua. Two punchers just looking to launch the other's head into orbit.

It still blows my mind how skinny Wilders legs are. 

[A Red]

The talk seems to be about fury beating usyk and usyk stepping aside for fury to then fight Joshua. 

 

I mean, fucking hell 

 

 

[Kevin D]

Still pissed off at how dismissive Sky were about Usyk last night.