Newcastle (A) - Sun 27th Aug 2023 (4:30pm)

[Bruce Spanner]

I fucking love Nunez and hope the mad cunt makes it here.

[an tha]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

She stormed out after a little row at 1-1, came back after the final whistle. 
 

We’re still ignoring each other. 

As Lou Reed said - "Oh it's such a perfect day...."

[NoelM]

 

[Kevin D]

[Jurgen Knows]

6 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

I’ve just been for a walk to calm down but it didn’t work. Wanted to slap a few rangers and Celtic supporters and call JK a cunt. I may have some anger issues but I’m so happy right now. What a fucking result. 

You can still call me a cunt if it helps you feel better. 
 

 

[redinblack]

Newcastle and everything connected can go fuck themselves. Especially Nice Guy Eddie. We were there to be had, and the whole country thought that, but you were sick down your shirts. Fuck.off, this is LFC. We go down for no one.

[Anubis]

From the match thread on a Newcastle forum, just before our second goal.

 

QuoteMazzy

Posted 1 hour ago

• This will feel like a big loss if it stays this way.

 

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, redinblack said:

Newcastle and everything connected can go fuck themselves. Especially Nice Guy Eddie. We were there to be had, and the whole country thought that, but you were sick down your shirts. Fuck.off, this is LFC. We go down for no one.

 

And that forevermore shall be the shitcunt, disingenuous, cognitive dissonance suffering, pillocks name.

[an tha]

Tomkins:

 

That really was one of the great wins - petro-doped, sportwashing persistent-foulers, aided by an utter buffoon of a ref, beaten in the their own frothing backyard when playing about 75 minutes against 10 men, and choking on the fumes of their own oily hype. How's that for your fake tan, puffed-up side-kick man?

[Bobby Hundreds]

9 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

Awwww. The Klopp with his finger to his mouth pic is photoshopped, apparently. 
 

Still, we won and it’s egg and chips for tea, so who gives a fuck? 

Apparently! his arm looks like he should be on the panel of The last leg.

[rubble-rouser]

21 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

 

The Guardian had that Manc prick Daniel Harris on MBM... 

Not sure there’s a Liverpool fan among them. Sachin is hardly active these days and it’s usually DH or Smyth (great writer but total Manc) with Jamie Jackson editorialising. Wilson is the best of their bunch by a long way.

[A_S]

The smug that will be pouring out of the next pod might actually melt a few phones. And I can't fucking wait!

[Fugitive]

@Jurgen Knows your boys took one hell of a beating

[Section_31]

They wanted it to be one way.

They wanted it to be one way.

 

But it was the other way.

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

You should get a late night breakfast in Fuge.

[Red_or_Dead]

1 hour ago, Jurgen Knows said:

Get well soon.
 

My boys have 7 pts out of 9 with 2 direct rivals out of the way AWAY!

 

Aren't your boys a team in the middle east? 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

9 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Apparently! his arm looks like he should be on the panel of The last leg.

Haha. Only just noticed that! 

[BeefStroganoff]

Not sure on Endo but have to give him a chance as its early days. Seem to be chasing shadows a bit. I really hope we bring in a few faces this week.

 

Gomez did really well when he came on, lets hope he can sustain that.

[Jurgen Knows]

6 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

@Jurgen Knows your boys took one hell of a beating

My boys won. But I don’t mind if you continue to assume they took one hell of a beating. 

[Anubis]

Yes, Gomez played well today.

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Jurgen Knows said:

My boys won. But I don’t mind if you continue to assume they took one hell of a beating. 

 

Repped for not using the get well soon tag. That was to be solely for perceived cultural bias. It is cheapened if you use it every time.

 

Would have hoped you were amused today.

[gkmacca]

31 minutes ago, s(k)aturation said:

 

 

Van Dijk, pictured, shortly after his fatal tackle on vulnerable Newcastle forward.

 

 

 

 

They're very fussy about scything. They like it kept for necks.

[Scott_M]

A few things…

 

* Our ball retention first half was garbage. Gakpo was half asleep. Robbo and Diaz weren’t on the same wavelength. It felt like we were playing into exactly what they wanted.

 

* Terrible mistake by Trent, who was poor most of the game. Although I think it was a red card against VVD, I think if he’d got a yellow, it wouldn’t have been upgraded.

 

* I thought the ref in the first half was shite. Booked Trent for a foul we should have got. Let Joelinton get away with loads, gave him a talking to, let him foul again and then let him away with it… I don’t think Trent should have been sent off, pathetic first yellow and that little nonce Gordon couldn’t have milked the potential second more, the little quim. Fuck him. 

 

* Incredible save by Alisson. The pawing it away was as good as the initial save.

 

* Newcastle didn’t do enough. The longer it went on, the more likely they were going to get nervous and we were likely to come into it. 
 

* Our subs were perfectly timed.

 

* Absolutely clinical finishes form Nunez. I know he’s not been clinical in the last 15 months, in those split seconds before he shot, I fancied him to score. The first is an absolute beauty, perfectly placed. 
 

* I know I’m always positive about us, I’ll never ever say “I think we’ll lose today”… I wasn’t confident about today. Absolutely brilliant result. 
 

* This should be a season propelling result. It needs to be. 

[Jurgen Knows]

2 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Aren't your boys a team in the middle east? 

Since you ask … these are my allegiances, sorted in chronological order
 

Lebanon - Nejmeh
England - Liverpool

Italy - Napoli

Germany - BVB

Spain - Athletic Bilbao

France - Marseille

Saudi Arabia - Al Ittihad

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Pidge said:

 

Lovely bunch over at Toontastic.

 

Losers. Cheats and losers.

Hateful shitebags! Everyone's second favourite team my hoop!