Newcastle (A) - Sun 27th Aug 2023 (4:30pm)

[an tha]

Another Tomkins gem:

 

On TAA's yellow

 

It’s madness. It’s absolute madness. It’s officiating by numbers, done with the IQ of a dead squid that’s been eaten and shat out in shards by an especially dim shark.

[KMD7]

6 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

 

10:01

 Haja. The Geordie at 10.01 looks like Steven Sinatra.

[BeefStroganoff]

2 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Rate my takeaway's really let himself go.

I think you have to be a bit mental to run one of these fan channels. That Anfield Agenda guy...I mean he's very unhinged isn't he?

 

Might you most of them are.

[Denny Crane]

 

Alisson do you have a word to sum up today....

 

 

 

 

[Fugitive]

19 minutes ago, Jurgen Knows said:

 

I hope the insults are aiding your mental rehabilitation bro.

 

I’d support Liverpool against any other club in that list except Nejmeh my local boys in Beirut. Not that they’d ever play each other but hypothetically speaking.

 

I’m not surprised you do not follow other teams. I’m watching my boys Napoli in Serie A against Sassuolo now. 1-0 up at HT at the Diego Maradona … Osimhen penalty. 
 

Siamo noi, siamo noi, i campioni di italia siamo noiiiiii

You support more clubs that an Evertonian. It must be fucking exhausting.

 

Get well soon.

[Fugitive]

13 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

 

10:01

Absolute wankers, the lot of them. 

[Code]

Five points better off than the start of last season.

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

13 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

 

10:01

 

Who are these fucking losers? They make that United, Gold-whatshisname guy seem entertaining, even somewhat intelligent... 

[halewood pete]

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m sleeping on the couch tonight. 
 

I’m not backing down.
 

We are Liverpool. This means more. 

[Jurgen Knows]

2 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

You support more clubs that an Evertonian. It must be fucking exhausting.

 

Not at all. It is actually a very nice way to immerse yourself in other cultures and broaden your horizons.
 

My interest in each of these clubs goes way beyond what happens on a football pitch. 

 

2 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

 

Get well soon.

Parrot. 

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, Jurgen Knows said:

My interest in each of these clubs goes way beyond what happens on a football pitch. 

 

 

Yea, but did you lurk on any/all of those forums for 10 years then appear during the WC and begin posting daily?

 

Hmmm? Prolly not.

 

Says something that.

[Jurgen Knows]

16 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Yea, but did you lurk on any/all of those forums for 10 years then appear during the WC and begin posting daily?

 

Hmmm? Prolly not.

 

Correct. This is the only forum I do, and my knowledge of Liverpool is the most in-depth. But I know a lot about the other clubs’ cultures. I have been studying Italian for example to learn more about the Napoli fan culture, and I have a subscription in La Gazzetta dello Sport to aid my learning. They are as biased against Napoli as the UK media are against Liverpool by the way.

 

16 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Says something that.

That I don’t speak German or French or Basque?

 

 

[Reckoner]

 

[Carra_is_legend]

38 minutes ago, Denny Crane said:

 

Alisson do you have a word to sum up today....

 

 

 

 

He is one sexy bastard

[Strontium]

35 minutes ago, Code said:

Five points better off than the start of last season.

 

That's one way of looking at it. A more context-relevant way of looking at it is that we have 7 points from fixtures in which we also got 7 points last season.

[George Costanza]

1 minute ago, Strontium said:

 

That's one way of looking at it. A more context-relevant way of looking at it is that we have 7 points from fixtures in which we also got 7 points last season.

I would say 7 points from 9 and playing two tough away games is a good return.  Of the all the teams looking to finish in the CL places or better we've had the toughest start and that doesn't even counter in the two red cards either.

 

Its a big week ahead off the pitch because the recruitment team need to get the fingers out of their arses bring in 2 quality reinforcements.

[an tha]

2pts a game on average will secure a top 4 place

 

We were never ever on that pace last season - we started off below it and never once got up to it at any stage not even for a single week.

 

It is encouraging we are on it nice and early this season.

[an tha]

3 minutes ago, George Costanza said:

I would say 7 points from 9 and playing two tough away games is a good return.  Of the all the teams looking to finish in the CL places or better we've had the toughest start and that doesn't even counter in the two red cards either.

 

Its a big week ahead off the pitch because the recruitment team need to get the fingers out of their arses bring in 2 quality reinforcements.

Would be a boss week - that today - signing a centre half and a midfielder in week - beating those Brummie meffs on Sunday.

[El Rojo]

12 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

That's one way of looking at it. A more context-relevant way of looking at it is that we have 7 points from fixtures in which we also got 7 points last season.

 

I think that belittles what happened this afternoon. We were down and out after 28 minutes today. It was a remarkable turnaround. 

 

We're also bedding in a completely new midfield and played without Konate and effectively without Van Dijk too. 

[Reckoner]

40 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m sleeping on the couch tonight. 
 

I’m not backing down.
 

We are Liverpool. This means more. 

I reckon John Brooks is sleeping on his couch tonight too incase the Saudi thugs come knocking at his door. ‘Honestly lads I thought I had it all sewn up, then that Nunez fucker comes on and ruined it’.

[Jurgen Knows]

https://x.com/cf_compss/status/1695865039469563982?s=46&t=rTM5huSAdkyumn9JrNS_MQ
 

[rubble-rouser]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Jeans - boot cut 

About time 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

25 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

That's one way of looking at it. A more context-relevant way of looking at it is that we have 7 points from fixtures in which we also got 7 points last season.

If any of the forum cry-arses are looking for a grey lining, they could also point out that we have a much worse goal difference than we had from those three fixtures.

[Red_or_Dead]

1 hour ago, Jurgen Knows said:

Since you ask … these are my allegiances, sorted in chronological order
 

Lebanon - Nejmeh
England - Liverpool

Italy - Napoli

Germany - BVB

Spain - Athletic Bilbao

France - Marseille

Saudi Arabia - Al Ittihad

 

 

 

Fucking hell, at least @Bjornebye and @A Red only have two teams!

 

Chronological order? Kinnell, top cranking!