Newcastle (A) - Sun 27th Aug 2023 (4:30pm)

[Jurgen Knows]

https://x.com/lfc/status/1695871520952791198?s=46&t=rTM5huSAdkyumn9JrNS_MQ

[Dav Eusher]

16 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

 

I think that belittles what happened this afternoon. We were down and out after 28 minutes today. It was a remarkable turnaround. 

 

We're also bedding in a completely new midfield and played without Konate and effectively without Van Dijk too. 

Also, Chelsea and Bournemouth we really fucking awful when we played them last season; this year's versions are significantly better.

[an tha]

3 minutes ago, Jurgen Knows said:

https://x.com/cf_compss/status/1695865039469563982?s=46&t=rTM5huSAdkyumn9JrNS_MQ
 

Imagine explaining to someome who did not know what followed...

 

"So this ended up with a yellow card - but not for the little smackhead looking rat who shoved a player off the pitch into the dugout - oh no, it ended up with a yellow for the lad he pushed like that because he flicked the ball back onto pitch when he got up....."

 

Absolute fucking state of it.

[Strontium]

8 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

If any of the forum cry-arses are looking for a grey lining, they could also point out that we have a much worse goal difference than we had from those three fixtures.

 

I don't think we need to pour too much cold water on things, especially after the manner of today's victory, however it can't be denied that we'll only improve on last season if we get better results than last season. And right now we are dead on par with last season pointswise.

[rubble-rouser]

1 hour ago, BeefStroganoff said:

 

10:01

The absolute lack of sexual intercourse from these peopel

[Carra_is_legend]

Some of you lot having a go at Endo - what the fuck was that all about? Are we stooping to the level of bitters now?

 

Fucking hell, he has been here for 5 minutes.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Three points and I got to tell Tony Moanero how to create the perfect scone. Good times.

[Section_31]

Pretty poor how Nunez can't speak any English yet, that takes some real effort. I already know a fair bit of Spanish from watching Narcos.

[an tha]

Just now, Carra_is_legend said:

Some of you lot having a go at Endo - what the fuck was that all about? Are we stopping to the level of bitters now?

 

Fucking hell, he has been here for 5 minutes.

And had to play in a team down to 10 men for nearly all of that time.

[Carra_is_legend]

3 minutes ago, Jurgen Knows said:

https://x.com/lfc/status/1695871520952791198?s=46&t=rTM5huSAdkyumn9JrNS_MQ

The whole Newcastle bench clapping to that.

 

Howe later saying no one wants to see a player get red card. Really, you fucking cunt? You lot were screaming for a second yellow for Trent.

[Jurgen Knows]

15 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Fucking hell, at least @Bjornebye and @A Red only have two teams!

 

Chronological order? Kinnell, top cranking!

 

 

It’s actually quite fascinating. But I don’t mind if you continue to think it’s top cranking.

 

Bilbao 4-2 up now after going 0-2 down at San Mames. Your post was a lucky charm Red_or_Dead. Cheers!

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, Carra_is_legend said:

Some of you lot having a go at Endo - what the fuck was that all about? Are we stooping to the level of bitters now?

 

Fucking hell, he has been here for 5 minutes.

 

 

Gone now man just like

Wateru Endo the bridge

Let it go peacock

[rubble-rouser]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Pretty poor how Nunez can't speak any English yet, that takes some real effort. I already know a fair bit of Spanish from watching Narcos.

Maybe he hasn’t watched Narcos?

 

Start him with the Wire

[Aventus]

1 hour ago, Jurgen Knows said:

Since you ask … these are my allegiances, sorted in chronological order
 

Lebanon - Nejmeh
England - Liverpool

Italy - Napoli

Germany - BVB

Spain - Athletic Bilbao

France - Marseille

Saudi Arabia - Al Ittihad

 

 

 

Should be a bannable offence this shit. 

[Carra_is_legend]

3 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Pretty poor how Nunez can't speak any English yet, that takes some real effort. I already know a fair bit of Spanish from watching Narcos.

I am sure he has improved but most likely not enough to feel confident in front of the cameras.

 

Pocchetino took ages too before he was able to speak without a translator.

[diamondjoe]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Jeans - boot cut 

Where you from? Tyrone? 

Carvery capital of the world. 

[Jurgen Knows]

Just now, Aventus said:

Should be a bannable offence this shit. 

blasphemy 

[Pidge]

5 minutes ago, Carra_is_legend said:

I am sure he has improved but most likely not enough to feel confident in front of the cameras.

 

Pocchetino took ages too before he was able to speak without a translator.

 

Even now he struggle to recognise half his players' names...

[El Rojo]

Apparently we've the most winning goals after 90 minutes in the 'Premier League' with 42. 

 

I wonder how many are under Klopp?

[The Midnight Rambler]

Probably already been said but Harvey Elliott did well coming off the bench again. Won the ball back for the winner and set Darwin through on goal earlier on. 

[an tha]

On Nunex and the language thing - I love the loon - but FFS he must be as thick as a boxing day turd to not have picked up basic english by now.

 

It will be around him every day and frankly as a very, very wealthy man with a lot of time on his hands he could afford the best tutors money can buy - if the club aren't paying for them.

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Jurgen Knows said:

 

Not at all. It is actually a very nice way to immerse yourself in other cultures and broaden your horizons.
 

My interest in each of these clubs goes way beyond what happens on a football pitch. 

 

Parrot. 

Wanker

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 minute ago, an tha said:

I love the loon - but FFS he must be as thick as a boxing day turd to not have picked up basic english by now.

 

It will be around him every day and frankly as a very, very wealthy man with a lot of time on his hands he could afford the best tutors money can buy - if the club aren't paying for them.

Maybe he's a bit nervous speaking English in case people laugh at him. A bit like Harry Kane.

[Creator Supreme]

Just seen Trents booking and alleged second yellow offence! Fuck off! The booking was a joke, and the second one he barely touched that smack rat Gordon!

 

Kieran Trippier is a cunt too!

[Strontium]

Nunez could at least speak Spanish with a few choice English colloquialisms thrown in, like Julio Geordio.

 

"Estoy muy contento porque I scored a fucking screamer, like"