CELEBRITY SEX PESTS

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Pensioner sex pests have to put in the hard yards. Think of the layers of clothes they have to deal with.

[Bjornebye]

He sounds like the Dad in After Life "here she is, get in here you dirty bitch" 

[Elite]

43 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Pensioner sex pests have to put in the hard yards. Think of the layers of clothes they have to deal with.

Plus they aren't the most robust of people, one overzealous thrust and you could snap a femur.

 

Well, In my experience.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

Plus they aren't the most robust of people, one overzealous thrust and you could snap a femur.

 

Well, In my experience.

 

I remember necking sambuca with @stringvest in an impromptu pint hour in Guildford and he nearly pulled his back out. 

[stringvest]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

I remember necking sambuca with @stringvest in an impromptu pint hour in Guildford and he nearly pulled his back out. 

 

you shouldn't have been trying to finger my hoop.

[littletedwest]

My dad was the sort of bloke who never even swore.  

When he was in a care home I got a call from them saying they'd had call police after my dad had Chinned another pensioner.

 

Apparently this fella had banged on my dad's door at 3am and woke him. My dad argued with him. Ten minutes later he knocked on my dad's door again. This time he had fuck all on so he cracked him. The police didn't charge him given his capacity. To be fair had he been himself he wouldn't have hit the fella

[TheHowieLama]

Why did your Dad get undressed the second time?

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, stringvest said:

 

you shouldn't have been trying to finger my hoop.

 

I'd been to a wedding the day before mate I was still drunk. Anyway, gave me something to smell on the train home. x 

[Captain Turdseye]

On 11/02/2024 at 13:24, Captain Turdseye said:

No celebrity but definitely a sex pest. 
 

 

 

He’s been living in a care home type thing for a while and apparently he’s been a peeping tom, looking through the windows of all the auld girls in there. He grabbed one of the workers by the boobs, absconded from the police for 24 hours and used that old excuse from Guilty Conscience by Eminem. “What? She tripped, fell, landed on his dick?”

 

Apparently the woman walked into the room and stumbled just as he was opening the door. He was just helping her up. 
 

I can’t wait to see my bird’s dad, once her mum is out of earshot. “So, I hear your brother-in-law is a sex offender now”

 

I don’t think I’ll ever see the guy again. His family aren’t best pleased. I still think he’s fucking hilarious. Peeping on other pensioners in your own gaff. Superb. 

 

I don’t have all the details but apparently the police have agreed that he was indeed helping the woman up!

 

No mention of what’s going on with the peeping but he’s still in the care home. I’ll have to bring it up to her mum around the dinner table. “So he’s not groped anyone, but what about all those windows he’s been looking in?”

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I don’t have all the details but apparently the police have agreed that he was indeed helping the woman up!

 

No mention of what’s going on with the peeping but he’s still in the care home. I’ll have to bring it up to her mum around the dinner table. “So he’s not groped anyone, but what about all those windows he’s been looking in?”

 

What a loss to the diplomatic corps you have been.

[TheHowieLama]

Professional bowler Brandon Novak is facing child pornography charges after he was reportedly arrested midway through a tournament earlier this month.

Novak, 35, was extradited from Indiana to Ross County jail in Ohio on multiple counts of illegal use of a minor in nudity-oriented material and pandering sexually oriented matter involving a minor, according to the jail’s records.

Novak was reportedly arrested midway through his second game at the 2024 US Open at Royal Pin Woodland in Indianapolis on February 1. In a video showing the US Open competition, Novak is out of shot but several players can be seen looking off screen at some commotion.

 

 

They never look the part:

 

[Clem H Fandango]

44 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Professional bowler Brandon Novak is facing child pornography charges after he was reportedly arrested midway through a tournament earlier this month.

Novak, 35, was extradited from Indiana to Ross County jail in Ohio on multiple counts of illegal use of a minor in nudity-oriented material and pandering sexually oriented matter involving a minor, according to the jail’s records.

Novak was reportedly arrested midway through his second game at the 2024 US Open at Royal Pin Woodland in Indianapolis on February 1. In a video showing the US Open competition, Novak is out of shot but several players can be seen looking off screen at some commotion.

 

 

They never look the part:

 

 

[stringvest]

bet the parents are going spare

[TheHowieLama]

the old 7-10 split.

[Elite]

The 3 finger problem.

[stringvest]

 

 

 

[polymerpunkah]

Minds in the gutter, all of you.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 Strikes and he's in.

[TheHowieLama]

P Diddy has just been sued by a man claiming the mogul sexually assaulted him.

In legal docs, Rodney Jones, a former producer and videographer for the mogul, claims he was repeatedly sexually assaulted by Diddy and subjected to unwanted advances by associates of Diddy at his direction.

Jones claims Diddy, among other thing, would grope Jones' genitals and touch his anus. Jones goes on to allege Diddy would parade around naked in front of Jones.

Diddy's attorney, Shawn Holley  "Lil' Rod is nothing more than a liar who filed a $30 million lawsuit shamelessly looking for an undeserved payday. His reckless name-dropping about events that are pure fiction and simply did not happen is nothing more than a transparent attempt to garner headlines."

 

 

"Lil Rod"

 

[Captain Willard]

It looks like Christian Horner may have confessed to having a wank in the plane toilets . Let he that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

It looks like Christian Horner may have confessed to having a wank in the plane toilets . Let he that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone 

The toilets on his plane are probably waaay better than any of our bathrooms. Make yourself at home, man. 

[Lee909]

2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

It looks like Christian Horner may have confessed to having a wank in the plane toilets . Let he that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone 

 

Man's not allowed to anything anymore without someone moaning. 

[Captain Willard]

39 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

 

Man's not allowed to anything anymore without someone moaning. 

It’s political correctness gone mad. 

[Elite]

What a man does in the courtesy of his own aviation vehicle is his business.

[Creator Supreme]

Well if its a wank on the plane or going home to his rancid missus, I can see why he's gone for the wank.