Christmas Wish. What’s Yours?

[Evelyn Tentions]

Massive Chinese/Russian data hack of tax haven banks. All the non-productive money men have to declare bankruptcy.  Jacob Rees Mogg loses his seat and pension in Parliament and has to apply for welfare

[Carvalho Diablo]

For us all to be healthy and happy.

[Bellflower]

16 point lead on May 1st..............

[Creator Supreme]

Marisa Tomei sitting on my face!

 

Failing that, I'll settle for the title again!

[dockers_strike]

End to famine, end to war, peace and love to all.

 

You may say Im a dreamer.

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

End to famine, end to war, peace and love to all.

 

You may say Im a dreamer.

You're not the only one.

[Scott_M]

A full house at Anfield on 23rd May to celebrate being back-2-back champions.

[Section_31]

An end to the pandemic and a threesome with Gina Carano and Sarah Louise Platt, in that order.

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

An end to the pandemic and a threesome with Gina Carano and Sarah Louise Platt, in that order.

 

Nonce 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

An end to the pandemic and a threesome with Gina Carano and Sarah Louise Platt, in that order.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

18 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

Looks about 15.

[suzy]

Obviously the end of the virus but my greatest wish (which is connected to that) is to see much more of my two year old grandson this year. I’ve really missed him and he’s growing and changing so much.

[Tony Moanero]

41 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Looks about 15.

She was born in 1983. That photograph was taken in 2006, so she was in her early twenties.

[Dougie Do'ins]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

An end to the pandemic and a threesome with Gina Carano and Sarah Louise Platt, in that order.

 

[cloggypop]

One for Vlad

 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

She was born in 1983. That photograph was taken in 2006, so she was in her early twenties.

Yeah but she looks 12 

 

[elvis]

A sober wife . 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

After that dinner; I wish for a Boxing Day shite that doesn't tear my arsehole wider than the Wallasey Tunnel. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Got to drive 2 hours home from my GFs family's house before the country shuts down and the army patrols the streets for daredevil rebels who try to go the shops for some cheese or something. Pretty sure either of us will fall asleep at the wheel so praying to make it home safe.

 

Once we have that, pretty sure the next wish is Maslow's needs is Jessica Alba bouncing on my nonce.

[Bruce Spanner]

Bobby Hundreds has been one of the most consistently funny fuckers on this place for years and I’ve always wanted to make him titter, I think I did yesterday, he repped a silly post, and that makes me very, very happy.

 

My Christmas wishes fulfilled.

 

Peace and love to all.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 hour ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

Got to drive 2 hours home from my GFs family's house before the country shuts down and the army patrols the streets for daredevil rebels who try to go the shops for some cheese or something. Pretty sure either of us will fall asleep at the wheel so praying to make it home safe.

 

Once we have that, pretty sure the next wish is Maslow's needs is Jessica Alba bouncing on my bonce.

 

Fixed. Dammit. I am not in possession of a nonce. And if I was, I wouldnt give him Jessica.

[Strontium]

I just want my missus's health issues to clear up.

 

Either that, or a full-size Millennium Falcon.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

My plasterer to ring me back.

[Captain Howdy]

4 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

My plasterer to ring me back.

The question was Christmas wish not Christmas miracles

[Scott_M]

10 hours ago, Section_31 said:

An end to the pandemic and a threesome with Gina Carano and Sarah Louise Platt, in that order.

 

She’s beautiful and all, but looks a bit frumpy in the Mandolorian. 
 

Not that I ever would plan it, I also don’t like the feeling a partner could kill me at any time a fight arouse.

 

Still, if push came to shove, I would.