Coronavirus

[Sugar Ape]

 

[Section_31]

Who were the 2% who thought Italy? Bepe Dimarco? 

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Who were the 2% who thought Italy? Bepe Dimarco? 

Mario and Luigi.  Ho-hoo, thanksa for infecting ma' nation. 

[SasaS]

It was a sympathy vote.

[Spy Bee]

2 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

That's pretty odd isn't it.

 

We seem to have gone from a normal cycle of ordinary bouts of illness spreading through millions in the country, to suddenly every single fucking temperature is 'probably C19'.

Really Dr?  I mean, REALLY?  You're going with that?

 

 

Well seen as it's highly contagious and a doctor suggested that a temp and GI together is a common symptom I am willing to consider it possible.

[Spy Bee]

449 deaths today. Hopefully this drop in numbers is sustained.

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

449 deaths today. Hopefully this drop in numbers is sustained.

 

Or yet another  'new way' of recording deaths to make it look like less of a clustersfuck.

 

Ya know tomato/tomato.

 

 

[Spy Bee]

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Or yet another  'new way' of recording deaths to make it look like less of a clustersfuck.

 

Ya know tomato/tomato.

 

 

Has reporting changed today?

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Just now, Spy Bee said:

Well seen as it's highly contagious and a doctor suggested that a temp and GI together is a common symptom I am willing to consider it possible.

And it's magically removed every other possible illness known to man, fantastic.

 

"I've got a lump on my bollocks"

"that's classic Covid 19"

 

"I've been hanging around a friend with a cold, and I've been sneezing, and have a runny nose, and a cough.  I'm thinking I have the common cold, again"

"Ha, you'd think that, but no, they're not making them anymore mate, it's all Covid now"

 

"I was going for a run the other day and felt something just ping in my knee"

"Were you feeling hot?"
"Yes, I was running"

"Running hot you mean, yeah, we're getting a lot of this with Covid mate" 

 

[TheHowieLama]

12 new cases reported in China today. Twelve.

 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

12 new cases reported in China today. Twelve.

 

Ive never seen so much racism in my whole life 

[Pureblood]

Dr Jenny Harries cast aside for talking shit yesterday.  A new face doing the "aren't we great" slides today. 

[SasaS]

Does anyone know more about the Pillar 2 in the UK testing strategy - "health and care staff and critical key workers in other sectors"?

Pillar 1 (people with medical need and the most critical workers and their families) shows that 1 in 3 tests are positive, which means they are still testing mostly people with symptoms.

However, Pillar 2 would by its description suggest this is a precautionary  testing, and yet, the result (tests to positive ratio) is not all that much different. Would this show how widespread the rate of infection actually is, even if you consider that key workers and their families are more exposed than the rest of the population?

Even if you divide it let say by 3, it would suggest 1 in 10 people in the UK is infected.
 

Or not?

[Mudface]

Unprecedented.

 

[cochyn]

7 hours ago, aRdja said:

Fantastic scenes in the US. God bless them.

 

[Section_31]

What's with the PPE being stuck in Turkey then, Erdogan playing politics?

[Qwikage]

 

[Jairzinho]

9 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

What's with the PPE being stuck in Turkey then, Erdogan playing politics?

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-52351029

 

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He said that while the 400,000 gowns from Turkey would be welcome, NHS staff were getting through approximately 150,000 gowns a day.

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He gave the example of an expected consignment of 200,000 gowns from China, which turned out to be 20,000 gowns when it arrived last week.

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Them oil prices though! 

[Gnasher]

Anyone worried about the price of oil? 

 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

This is a game-changer for the government if proven true...

 

 

[Rico1304]

This is dodgy as fuck. 
 

(20 seconds!)

[Rico1304]

24 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Anyone worried about the price of oil? 

 

 

City fans. Newcastle fans. 

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

What's with the PPE being stuck in Turkey then, Erdogan playing politics?

The Turks say we didn’t even confirm the order until Sunday.

[Elite]

10 minutes ago, Anubis said:

The Turks say we didn’t even confirm the order until Sunday.

The government will have left the order in the basket overnight hoping for an email with a 10% discount.