Other football - 2017/18 edition.

[magicrat]

Bloody Sergio Agueros. Coming over here and crashing in taxis.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/sep/29/sergio-aguero-manchester-city-injured-in-car-accident-say-reports

 

In an attempt to win the pedant of the week award I have tell you he was injured in Amsterdam . Police gave him the kiss of life.

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

Did he get booed or were they too busy booing their own players?

[cloggypop]

In an attempt to win the pedant of the week award I have tell you he was injured in Amsterdam . Police gave him the kiss of life.

 

 

Amsterdam is half an hour away on the train from me. No pedant award for you.

[The Golden Eel]

Amsterdam is half an hour away on the train from me. No pedant award for you.

[sir roger]

Going to have to take the son in law in hand , moaning that the late goal at Everton cost him £25 on a bet.

 

Will have to explain in no uncertain terms that the day that the comedy value of the Blues losing a late goal to a Sunday League team causing massive fume isn't worth £25 is the day to stop being a a Liverpool supporter.

[magicrat]

Amsterdam is half an hour away on the train from me. No pedant award for you.

 

I suppose you'll tell me now your work in the Amsterdam police department !

[cloggypop]

I suppose you'll tell me now your work in the Amsterdam police department !

No chance! I do know a lesbian that works for Leiden police department though.

[Trumo]

https://youtu.be/mOKeq7OluZ0

 

He plays a bit like that tubby Anderson who was at Man Utd. All left foot, neat and tidy without leaving any lasting impression.

[magicrat]

No chance! I do know a lesbian that works for Leiden police department though.

 

From Aguero's car crash to Dutch lesbian policewomen, The magic of the internet.

[Gym Beglin]

I'd put money on Chelsea to win against City.

 

It's Conte warfare, he'll frustrate the fuck out of them and Aguero, even if he does make it, won't be in any fit state to change the game.

[Thoth]

Barcelona may have to play in Italy, France or the Premier League if Catalonia gains independence from Spain, according to Catalonia’s minister of sport Gerard Figueras.

Spain’s prime minister Mariano has insisted that Sunday’s referendum “won’t happen” after ballot boxes were seized by police and the vote was declared illegal by the Spanish government

The BBC reports that close to 10 million ballot papers were impounded while 14 junior officials and associates were arrested and the website providing information to Catalans was shut down.

And, if Catalonia gains independence, Figueras suspects that Barcelona and other Catalan sides will have to choose whether to remain in the Spanish league or look to join a competition in another country.

“In the case of independence, Catalan teams in La Liga – Barcelona, Espanyol and Girona – will have to decide where they want to play: in the Spanish league or a neighbouring country: Italy, France or the Premier League,”

“Now in Spain there are teams from other countries who play in national leagues: clubs from Andorra in football and basketball. Monaco play in France, in England Welsh clubs. I don’t think that UEFA has anything against seeing another club play in a different league from their country.”

La Liga president Javier Tebas has insisted that if Catalonia forms a new country then Barcelona would not be able to compete in the Spanish league.

“In sport, it isn’t a la carte and things must be clearly stated,” Tebas said. “It isn’t easy to have an agreement and study Spanish legislation but if they (Catalan clubs) do get that, then they will not be able to play in Spain’s La Liga, but I hope it doesn’t come to that.”

[Kevin D]

Joe Allen and Rodgers in a K hole, at the Echo, while Big Andy looks at the phone wistfully, waiting for a call that never comes.

[jimmycase]

Been talked about before, which league would the Catalan sides play in. Despite the comment, I dont think UEFA are keen to see teams switch national leagues to that of another country.

 

Yes, there are examples but I think in the main, they're historic ones of teams having played in a foreign league for 50 years or more. It was UEFA after all that made the Welsh clubs playing in England, give up the right to represent Wales in their club competitions unless they qualified as an 'English' club by winning one of the 3 English competitions (or PL placing).

[Thoth]

Been talked about before, which league would the Catalan sides play in. Despite the comment, I dont think UEFA are keen to see teams switch national leagues to that of another country.

 

Yes, there are examples but I think in the main, they're historic ones of teams having played in a foreign league for 50 years or more. It was UEFA after all that made the Welsh clubs playing in England, give up the right to represent Wales in their club competitions unless they qualified as an 'English' club by winning one of the 3 English competitions (or PL placing).

 

Would be nice to see Phil and Luis back in the premier league though

[aws]

Let them join the Welsh League. They won't fancy a cold Monday night at Caernarfon Town.

[Red House]

Sign Goretzka if Can won't sign. Just scored a beauty of a free-kick.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Glad we got Suarez instead. Loved the Luis years.

I think the point is that we could have had Suarez and Aguero.

[Bjornebye]

Sign Goretzka if Can won't sign. Just scored a beauty of a free-kick.

 

 

Lee Trundle 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Christ they are going over board with harry Kane.. he's excellent but you'd think he's just cured cancer and negotiated world peace.

[Pureblood]

I think the point is that we could have had Suarez and Aguero.

 

Fair dinkum.  Personally I can't complain because I was in favour of Big Andy.

[Bobby Hundreds]

God damn it.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I hate spurs. Mostly because they are much better than us.

[Russ Atmosphere]

That was some goal.

[an tha]

He's some goalscorer Kane.

[Sweeney287]

Great build up for their second goal and punishing teams for their mistakes... Something we should learn from.