Simon Green - Who Am I?

[cloggypop]

I advised him on Twitter on Sunday to get back on here, he mentioned he had left because of all the stick he got.

He seems like he is in a good place at the moment, i imagine coming back on here to get leathered is the last thing he needs.

We don't deserve him.

[Paulie Dangerously]

It's going to be ace when he becomes a megastar, dave U sells out and gives him control in TLW and he shuts it down for all the molnkey jibes. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Outgoing. Willing to get naked. Pan European.

 

There is definitely a future in adult film for our aspiring star. The youngish, naive plumber/gardner pounced upon by the late 40's housewife, followed by a dalliance with her 6th form daughter returning from college to find them in flagrante.

 

Just like travelling with Irish travellers all over again.

 

 

There's  a "milf and NOT son" video waiting to happen

[Trumo]

I remember them all well. That's why I wanted him back, the forum is a duller place without him.

 

I've got the tagging equivalent of blue balls too.

[Jairzinho]

"Would nudity be a problem for you?"

 

"I once chopped my own finger off to see what would happen, mate"

[Tony Moanero]

I watched the video last night and didn't think it was anywhere near as bad as some of the comments on here suggest. Good luck to him.

[Total Longo]

I watched the video last night and didn't think it was anywhere near as bad as some of the comments on here suggest. Good luck to him.

 

I agree, he comes across quite well on it. Did the "coming out" question go over his head though?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I agree, he comes across quite well on it. Did the "coming out" question go over his head though?

 

He used his intelligence to fob it off. 

[Tony Moanero]

I agree, he comes across quite well on it. Did the "coming out" question go over his head though?

I don't think so.

 

To be honest, I think some of the questions are cringeworthy. I can't believe people asked them.

[Total Longo]

I don't think so.

 

To be honest, I think some of the questions are cringeworthy. I can't believe people asked them.

Probably assumed that his reaction would make it more amusing. To be fair, he took them all with a poker face.

[TheHowieLama]

Although I've only seen 2 minutes of his youtube clip he comes across a lot more articulate, genuine and comfortable than you'd imagine from his posting style. 

 

But that's the point, he is a writer, not an actor.  The posting style is the show, the CeleryBadBoy has a face for radio.

[dylstar]

Change his name to Someone and get him down to Melwood to see if he can play full

back for the Reds

[dylstar]

Change his name to Simeone, shave the side of his head, get some tattoos done, tie the rest of his hair in a knot and get him down to Melwood to see if he can play full back for the Reds . He could also star in the new Nivea ads and I could be his agent .

[lifetime fan]

What do you think of films being remade?

 

I don't think classics should be remade. But they remade the karate kid and I liked that.

[Nunavut Patrick]

His football rattle perpetual motion invention would see us off oil.

[TheHowieLama]

He looks like the guy they would hire to play him in the shit movie that was not as good as the book about him.

[Arl arse]

Simon is a Cult phenomenon.

[Remmie]

 

Simon Green

When i was a child i never realised how much of a horrible person Mr Bean was. Now ive seen the light and i still find it hilarious.

[Remmie]

 

Simon Green

3 September at 22:45 ·

 

Plants are psychic and experience fear my head is litterally battered so if your a veg the plants suffer more than the animals.

[Strontium]

Yeah, but they can't run away. Tough shit, plants, you lose.

[TheHowieLama]

Luckily most of them taste like crap.

[Bobby Hundreds]

His head is literally battered.. like a fish cake!

 

Does he mean if you're a vegetarian or literally if youre a vegetable buzzing off plants being abused more than animals.

[Remmie]

Not sure if this will embed, but try and watch if you can:

https://www.facebook.com/simon.green.315/videos/10210477143106687/

[Sugar Ape]

[Remmie]

Right, the last link didn't work, this won't won't embed but hopefully when clicked will play in another tab and will show you some of Simon's acting, you really need to see this: https://www.facebook.com/simon.green.315/videos/10210477143106687/