Cushiest Job In Football

[Section_31]

Any advances on Brian Kidd? 30 years of taking training balls out of a bag and putting them back in again?

[Geoff Woade]

Hodgson, see above but better paid.

[Section_31]

An out of work Hodgson has the cushiest job in football. Getting flown around grounds by UEFA to sit in the stands looking baffled.

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Daniel Sturridge's boot cleaner

[TheHowieLama]

Right now,

 

 

[Geoff Woade]

An out of work Hodgson has the cushiest job in football. Getting flown around grounds by UEFA to sit in the stands looking baffled.

I still shake with rage any time I have to hear his mongy voice or see his gormless face. His hair offends me even more. he honestly looks like he goes in the barbers and goes 'I'll have your shittest haircut pwease'

 

Been said a million times but he personifies the 'that'll do, we tried a bit' culture. I used to pray the story about the team coach after the Blackburn game was true.

 

Mediocre twat who has clearly made a deal with the devil. The gall on him not to resign after the World Cup was astounding. Complete skidmark of a man. There is no way that any player who has him as their manager doesn't spend all their spare time doing impressions of him.

[Faustus]

What's the story about the first team coach after Blackburn game? Don't think I've heard that.

[sir roger]

LFC transfer committee member who buys the new FM once a year ??

[Lario]

Gordon Taylor.

[manwiththestick]

Howard Wilkinson.

[J-V]

LFC transfer committee member who buys the new FM once a year ??

 

If only that was the case.

[Geoff Woade]

What's the story about the first team coach after Blackburn game? Don't think I've heard that.

I'm sure that sadly it'll have been bollocks but it involved senior players at the time telling him to go fuck himself and someone like Gerrard or Reina saying they couldn't believe he was the manager of Liverpool and they'd never play for him again. I used to cling to little rumours like that to give me some hope.

[Mark M]

Any of the lads doing the soccer Saturday on sky. Getting paid to watch a match & talk shite.

[Trumo]

Gordon Taylor.

 

Beat me to it. Highest paid union leader in the world apparently.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Any of the lads doing the soccer Saturday on sky. Getting paid to watch a match & talk shite.

So the difference between them and us is they get paid.

[Mark M]

So the difference between them and us is they get paid.

ha. Was going to post that initially but got bored typing it on my phone.

[Em City]

I still shake with rage any time I have to hear his mongy voice or see his gormless face. His hair offends me even more. he honestly looks like he goes in the barbers and goes 'I'll have your shittest haircut pwease'

 

Been said a million times but he personifies the 'that'll do, we tried a bit' culture. I used to pray the story about the team coach after the Blackburn game was true.

 

Mediocre twat who has clearly made a deal with the devil. The gall on him not to resign after the World Cup was astounding. Complete skidmark of a man. There is no way that any player who has him as their manager doesn't spend all their spare time doing impressions of him.

 

 

What's this now?

 

Edit: sorry, should have read the whole thread. Top rantage though.

[Phoenix]

I'm sure that sadly it'll have been bollocks but it involved senior players at the time telling him to go fuck himself and someone like Gerrard or Reina saying they couldn't believe he was the manager of Liverpool and they'd never play for him again. I used to cling to little rumours like that to give me some hope.

 

No chance that would have been Gerrard.

[Em City]

Pretty much any football journalist: mix quotes with some purely personal and often catastrophically retarded opinions all into a chaotically structured article and then piss off down to the pub for the rest of the day.

 

Some troglodyte in the Mail gave Lallana the highest rating of all players yesterday...at 6.5. Can and Lovren were given a 6. Sometimes I wonder if they just spend the game looking at porn and watch the highlights later. I'm amazed some of them remember to breathe.

[BCM]

I'm sure that sadly it'll have been bollocks but it involved senior players at the time telling him to go fuck himself and someone like Gerrard or Reina saying they couldn't believe he was the manager of Liverpool and they'd never play for him again. I used to cling to little rumours like that to give me some hope.

 

I still reckon gerrard missed that pen on purpose. Like he thought fuck if im saving his job. Think Kuyt gave him a little thank you pat on the back after too.

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who plays for Fulham. Cushy lifestyle living in London on decent wages playing for a small club with no expectations. It doesn't matter if you put in shit performances away from home because only about 25 of the cunts bother turning up to support you/give you grief.

[Anubis]

Gordon Taylor.

 

And we have our winner.

[Harry Squatter]

Roly Howard before he retired from Marine.

 

Anyone who manages Real Madrid. It doesn't matter whether you are catastrophically shit or win LA Liga or the Champions League. Sooner or later you'll get sacked and get a payoff. It's like being on a bucking bronco. You'll get another job because you can just tell everyone Florentino Perez is a massive twat and they always sack their managers.

[magicrat]

Daniel Sturridge's boot cleaner

Daniel Sturridge

[The Golden Eel]

Mongs like Alan Shearer.  Sit in a studio talking shite.