Harry Redknapp

[manwiththestick]

To keep his grid in the papers and appear relevant and in the know.

[SlugTrail]

Why on earth did he even say that about Ancellotti. Saggy faced cunt.

[Tony Moanero]

Harry Redcock.

[Ne Moe Imya]

He's the brand ambassador for a company that have created a football boot which looks as thought it's been Hattori Hanzo'd.

 

http://www.footyheadlines.com/2015/11/serafino-4th-edge-square-toed-football-boot.html

 

 

Triffic boot, nearly signed it 3 years ago. Known it since it was just a bit of skin on the arse of a cow. Cheque you say? No me ol' china, bangers and mash all the way. Lavvly jubbley!

 

That video is pure comedy.  In fact, if you'd told me that a comedian had gone and had a bit of fun with the two thickest football people they could think of in Redknapp and Garth Crooks, I'd have believed it would look like this.

 

Who on earth would use that boot?  It adds a "fourth edge," does it?  But what happens if you catch the ball on the CORNER right next to the wonderful edge you've just gone on about?  Oh, the ball goes off in some crazy direction, does it?  Well, I never would have guessed!

 

FFS, who would be stupid enough to buy something like this?  I despair for the future of humanity.

[Xherdan]

I just bought a pair of these boots and they are fucking boss....

[stringvest]

I just bought a pair of these boots and they are fucking boss....

 

have you tried many toeys yet?

[scudger99]

have you tried many toeys yet?

First toey would be right into Redknapp's fucking sac.

Triffic.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Cunt clogs.

[Trumo]

Harry thinks Roy should consider Leicester defender Wes Morgan for his Euro 2016 squad based on his performances this season. Just need to wipe off the couple of dozen caps for Jamaica first Harry.