Jordan Henderson, MBE: World Club Cup, European Cup, European Super Cup, Premier League, FA Cup, League Cup & Charity Shield Winning Captain of Liverpool (and massive sellout)

[3 Stacks]

I don't know why he would so clearly have a script for what is an edited video. Not like he was ever super eloquent but it'd be more charming without the robotic cadence of him saying a bunch of lines.

[VladimirIlyich]

The only thing Henderson did wrong was this. And this was the worse thing he could have done for his own reputation. I like him as a player and recognise the enormous contribution he made to our success and I also made the mistake of thinking he was sincere in using his position as club captain to back people much worse off than himself and his teamates like the LBGT community and the lower income workers in the NHS. How wrong I was. You disgust me Jordan Henderson,you hypocrite. 

[beejay]

Thanks for all the memories Jordan,  you are right up there with some of my greatest moments, top man. 

[VladimirIlyich]

I couldn't give a shit about his video as I wont watch it. Just fuck off and go. 

[stringvest]

sounds about as bad as his on the field performances.  In both cases I'm just glad it's over.

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

5 minutes ago, beejay said:

Thanks for all the memories Jordan,  you are right up there with some of my greatest moments, top man. 

Is he?

[diamondjoe]

5 hours ago, Fugitive said:

The site has got AIDS

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

 

I teared up

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, Moo said:

He sounds like Wearside Jack.

You are no closer to selling me than when you first started 

[Dave D]

I wonder what will actually happen regards the England team, given he was a big part of their own stance on the issue.

 

It’s absolutely the right time for him to go, I wish he’d gone somewhere like Sunderland or a lower Prem team but I’m not as offended as some by his choice.

 

 

 

Good luck to him and let’s move on and strengthen 

 

 

[s(k)aturation]

51 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

 

 

The Champs in this video look understandably unimpressed with my unconvincing and feebly androgynous serenading..

 

 

[s(k)aturation]

29 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I couldn't give a shit about his video as I wont watch it. Just fuck off and go. 

 

At least raising a trophy in an empty stadium is a skill he can bring to the table down there.

 

 

[Fugitive]

Either the club are pissed off or the deal is not yet complete which raises lots of questions like why is he now training with them and releasing goodbye videos. 

[Guest]

Is it ok to say I feel a little bit happier knowing he won't be pointing and passing the ball sideways to the nearest defender any more?

[LFC 6 Times]

Totally ambivalent about this from a footballing point of view. Pretty disgusted from a human element.

 

Mane, Firmino, Gini, Milner and Divock they fucking hurt.

 

Jesus, that’s half our team. Time really is a fucking cunt.

[No2]

I'm bored and I still couldn't stick with that. Should have said nothing, Jurgen will have beautiful words to describe his contribution. All will be good once Klopp has spoken, we will all be thinking world peace is possible after this deal.

[stringvest]

14 minutes ago, LFC 6 Times said:

Totally ambivalent about this from a footballing point of view. Pretty disgusted from a human element.

 

Mane, Firmino, Gini, Milner and Divock they fucking hurt.

 

Jesus, that’s half our team. Time really is a fucking cunt.

 

it's an opportunity to build bigger and better!  Mane is the only genuine loss in there - the rest of them were either past their sell-by date or never that good anyway.  Exciting times ahead!

[Daisy]

Well that video is shit. 

 

Sign some new cunts now

[Planet Origi]

I hope the club donate the fee to a good cause, we shouldn't be taking dirty money 

[an tha]

6 minutes ago, Planet Origi said:

I hope the club donate the fee to a good cause, we shouldn't be taking dirty money 

The good cause being filling the black hole that our midfield became with footballers who can run and tackle.

 

Hopefully another 40m on the way towards that cause for another player who can no longer do either.

[Jurgen Knows]

1 hour ago, s(k)aturation said:

 

At least raising a trophy in an empty stadium is a skill he can bring to the table down there.

 

 

 

 

 

[s(k)aturation]

6 minutes ago, Jurgen Knows said:

 

 

 

 

Breathtaking.

I send corrected, Your Highness.

Now, how many exact-Roman-bath replica hot springs does your Highness want in his Bedouin ski resort again?

 

[Razoray]

1 hour ago, stringvest said:

 

it's an opportunity to build bigger and better!  Mane is the only genuine loss in there - the rest of them were either past their sell-by date or never that good anyway.  Exciting times ahead!

 A few of them hurt but retrospectively, none of them, including Mané were a genuine loss. 

[s(k)aturation]

 

Mane's career, my son was just lamenting yesterday, has been a pretty brisk and acute sideways/downward journey... from "best" team in the world in 2020... to playing for the Teutonic equivalent of Celtic... to east "Saharan" lucre... in barely more dog years than it takes for a goalkeeper to stealthily sprint up the field and pop in a tidy headed winner against WBA.

 

.... Given it was being opined by some, shortly before he left us, that he was as "good" if not "better" than Salah.... not by @Code of course, I hasten to add.

 

[Jurgen Knows]

14 minutes ago, s(k)aturation said:

 

Breathtaking.

I send corrected, Your Highness.

Now, how many exact-Roman-bath replica hot springs does your Highness want in his Bedouin ski resort again?