Mice

[Mook]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I certainly hope its number 3 you murdering cunt 

Technically it was mouseslaughter as I was just moving the fridge so we could clean under it.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

Technically it was mouseslaughter as I was just moving the fridge so we could clean under it.

Yeah as if. 

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah as if. 

Well if it isn't Lieutenant Columbo.

[The Golden Eel]

I found a frog in my house last night, which was interesting. Just sitting on the stairs. Got it out alive and with minimal fuss. 

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

No recorded mouse activity since two of them expired on Saturday.

 

Three possibilities:-

 

1 They're all dead

2 They've moved house

3 They're keeping their heads down & planning their next move

 

My money is on number 3.

 

So you didn’t have to call the Mousebusters?

[Mook]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

So you didn’t have to call the Mousebusters?

I think the mice heard us talking about it & turned into a bunch of lemmings.

[Evelyn Tentions]

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[Bjornebye]

How has this all panned out Mook? 

[Anubis]

TLW’s newest poster (via Mooks’s account) says hi....

 

[Mook]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

How has this all panned out Mook? 

The missus decided to get a Bengal kitten, who makes Scrappy Doo look like a fucking yellow belly. 

 

There will be no mice at chez Mook for a long time.

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, Mook said:

The missus decided to get a Bengal kitten, who makes Scrappy Doo look like a fucking yellow belly. 

 

There will be no mice at chez Mook for a long time.

Has she kicked your other cat out?

 

If not, how are they are getting on?

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Mook said:

The missus decided to get a Bengal kitten, who makes Scrappy Doo look like a fucking yellow belly. 

 

There will be no mice at chez Mook for a long time.

 

Yeah its defo gonna eat you in a year or so 

[Mook]

15 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Has she kicked your other cat out?

 

If not, how are they are getting on?

You need to keep up with all the gossip on the Cat Pics thread, Tony.

[Strontium]

We were woken by a bizarre sound on Sunday morning, I thought a bird had flown in through an open window and was flapping under the curtains at first. It turned out to be a mouse which had somehow gotten into a bucket in the bedroom and couldn't get out again, the noise was it jumping up the side of the bucket over and over. Mad.

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

We were woken by a bizarre sound on Sunday morning, I thought a bird had flown in through an open window and was flapping under the curtains at first. It turned out to be a mouse which had somehow gotten into a bucket in the bedroom and couldn't get out again, the noise was it jumping up the side of the bucket over and over. Mad.

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Why is there a bucket in your bedroom?

[Strontium]

37 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Why is there a bucket in your bedroom?

 

Because if my ill partner is going to vomit, I find it preferable for it to be in a bucket rather than all over the room.

[Mook]

15 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Because if my ill partner is going to vomit, I find it preferable for it to be in a bucket rather than all over the room.

Plus the mouse gets gunged, it's a win/win really.

[Strontium]

I should point out, the mouse is no longer in the bucket.

[El Rojo]

On 23/08/2019 at 00:20, Lario said:

I think mice are rather nice;
Their tails are long, their faces small;
They haven’t any chins at all.
 

The chins line is a bit harsh - to be honest, I'm not sure you should be boxing them in the first place.

 

 

[polymerpunkah]

I have one in the shack at the moment.

 

Careful little bugger, as he's managed to eat the bait from two different types of traps so far.

 

______________________

 

I spoke too soon. 

 

Just checked the trap line. He's in mouse heaven now. 

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

I have one in the shack at the moment.

 

Careful little bugger, as he's managed to eat the bait from two different types of traps so far.

 

______________________

 

I spoke too soon. 

 

Just checked the trap line. He's in mouse heaven now. 

The B-52's over here 

[Pidge]

Fuck's sake. Just seen one hop out from behind the washing machine. Came out for a second look, squeezed in a tiny crevice, drinking in my mounting despair - mocking my refusal to give the unit a shove for a very inhumane but quick ending to it all. The cute little dickhead.

 

Bollocks.

[Champ]

18 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Fuck's sake. Just seen one hop out from behind the washing machine. Came out for a second look, squeezed in a tiny crevice, drinking in my mounting despair - mocking my refusal to give the unit a shove for a very inhumane but quick ending to it all. The cute little dickhead.

 

Bollocks.

No messing about with humane remedies. 
Find out where they’re getting in, seal that and plenty of poison. Nothing else works, except maybe a cat

[cochyn]

Word to the wise (and you have a cat). Decrease your cat's daily food by about 25%. The fucker will waste no time in showing you how this hunter-gathering lark is 'done'. There'll be rodent corpses piling up on your stairs quicker that you can say 'over-compensatory rodent massacre'. 

 

Just make sure you put the lights on when you're fumbling about of a morning - and wear slippers, just in case..