little things that annoy the shit out of you

[razor]

I see the problem here, you're limiting the options available to you on a buffet and then moaning when it leads to your options being limited.

 

Non-vegetarians are allowed to eat vegetables. We don't have to leave them all for mentalists that don't eat lovely meat.

 

No.  Yes, I have limited my choice by electing to be vegetarian.  Some meat-eaters, having not-so-limited choice FURTHER limit my choice through their own ignorance and selfishness.

 

To give you a little more detail, there were around 10 plates of butties.  ONE plate was labelled "Vegetarian" (ONE out of TEN - I'm not kidding, but that's a different story).  The woman in front of me took 3 butties from the veggie plate.  Fair enough.  I thought she must be a vegetarian.  She THEN took a butty from a meat plate.

 

This was not an isolated incident.  I have had this happen MANY, MANY times, and I would bet a massive pile of cash other vegetarians have had this too.

[cloggypop]

Fussy eaters

[Remmie]

Don't get me started on the eat meaters stealing all the "rabbit food" we get shit about the other 364 days of the year. The amount of time my work colleagues gave me shit about veggie pizzas not being proper pizza, then we get a load delivered from our bosses and while I am busy doing all the work, everyone is annihilating the veggie supreme yet barely touching the meat feast. Fucking selfish turbo cunt wanker sniffs.

 

On the positive side, I always get served food first on a plane or on set menus at restaurants.

[General Dryness]

Don't get me started on the eat meaters stealing all the "rabbit food" we get shit about the other 364 days of the year. The amount of time my work colleagues gave me shit about veggie pizzas not being proper pizza, then we get a load delivered from our bosses and while I am busy doing all the work, everyone is annihilating the veggie supreme yet barely touching the meat feast. Fucking selfish turbo cunt wanker sniffs.

 

On the positive side, I always get served food first on a plane or on set menus at restaurants.

 

Some veggie options are quite tidy though.

 

We had a barbecue yesterday, and one of our vegetarian guests brought along some halloumi cut into sticks to go straight on. Few minutes each side, crispy and golden brown on the outside, soft cheesy and melty in the middle. It were proper bo.

 

If vegetarian options were shit like they used to be, nobody would bother you.

[razor]

Thanks for inviting one of us round.  Like all marginalised groups, we're not bad once you get a chance to know us.

 

You can mock our backwards ways, everyone, but we're basically harmless.

[General Dryness]

Thanks for inviting one of us round.  Like all marginalised groups, we're not bad once you get a chance to know us.

 

You can mock our backwards ways, everyone, but we're basically harmless.

 

Well, obviously. You're all too weak and non-aggressive from lack of meat to be dangerous.

 

The hardest thing you have to hit anyone with is a carefully worded pamphlet.

[Remmie]

Give Quiche a chance.

[Alan Sex]

What if I stuck my meat in your veggie platter?

[General Dryness]

What if I stuck my meat in your veggie platter?

 

What if I squirted hot bbq sauce all over your nut cutlets?

[Alan Sex]

What if I squirted hot bbq sauce all over your nut cutlets?

You might wind up with chocolate mousse all over your fur burger.

[VladimirIlyich]

Threads that are duplicated?

[Remmie]

When people elongate a word incorrectly, example "niceeeeeeeeeee" when it's the letter I that they are emphasising, because who the fuck says "nicey"? Seems to be a youth thing.

[magicrat]

People that park on motorway bridges to watch traffic.  Christ it fucking annoys me ; if they're sat in the car you think its a police spped trap and if they're leaning over the bridge you start thinking its a jumper. Whay possible pleasure do these morons get from doing this . Fuck me they must have some seriously shit lives.

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

Fog lights....'kin dangerous if you ask me! And the difference between break lights and fog lights is?

 

And those who to compensate for the broken light bulb at the front of car....turn the beams on FULL so it looks like a motor bike from afar!

 

Where are all these un-marked police cars when you need them?

[Strontium]

TK421.

[Pony Princess]

Nose-breathers in work. That fucking noise.

[Mathewbet1]

Dwarfs

[Innova]

My dick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's not little though.

[Elite]

Needing a piss when you're cosy and warm in bed.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Moaning Postmen/women.

[Alan Sex]

My dick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's not little though.

Your reaction to gay porn surprises you?

[Champ]

Nose-breathers in work. That fucking noise.

 

Mouth breathers. And sniffers. Just blow your nose and have done with it!

[Bobby Hundreds]

Bluebottles. A black flying dot with tracing paper a comb and a mega phone that navigates through the house like its fucking fighting the Battle of Britain. If I could catch you I would fucking leg drop you for added impact.

 

Bits of toast in the margarine/butter or tea/ coffee in the sugar pot leaving congealed lumps of sugar. Stop it.

[stringvest]

Moaning Postmen/women.

 

Robbing postmen/women

[Elysian Red]

Apple cores in the ashtray. Or plastic wrapping. Or chewing gum. Anything that shouldn't be in an ashtray.