Animals you wouldn't eat

[Paulie Dangerously]

With all this Horse-meat nonsense going on I reckon we should all lay our cards on the table. Which animals would you NOT eat? These animals have been farmed specifically for eating to "free range" standard and are not poached illegally. Diseases in these animals (ie AIDS in monkeys) has been eliminated through selective breeding.

 

This has happened over night and is available in Butchers today.

 

Anyone who doesn't show their reasoning will be negged.

 

 

For me:

 

Monkeys and Apes - It's all a little too close to home for me, we walk, they walk a bit, we use tools some of them use tools, we wear hats, they wear hats. I'd feel a bit Cannibalistic I think

 

Tiger - I think they are probably the most beautiful animal in the world. Seeing some in Chester zoo in those (relatively speaking) tiny cages made me out raged.

 

Bats - reckon they'd be a bit bony and sinewy. Probably good for deep frying but I don't deep fry things so I'll pass

[Bjornebye]

Freddos.

[celeryBADboy]

Monkeys

[setreal]

Humans.

[A Red]

Meerkats

[ChrisM]

Squeasants, obv.

[raininblood]

Turkish delights,sickening !

[ChrisM]

Many moons ago when I was about 12 I had Sharks Fin Soup in a Chinese Restaurant in the Middle East. It was fucking rank and tasted like a strong fishy bovril.

 

Anyway, it was only after that I learned that they catch the sharks, cut their fins off and then lobbed them back in to sink to the bottom to drown slowly. Thats the only thing I've eaten that I've felt guilty about.

 

Cats and Dogs is the answer.

[setreal]

Oh!

 

Humans, because.

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

Got to be honest there is nothing i wouldn't eat bar one exception....

 

EYEBALL!

 

I couldnay ever eat an eyeball......that apart i would give anything a go....all tastes of chicken anyway!

[Redder Lurtz]

Spiders.

 

They eat spider soup in some far eastern countries. Fucking wierdos.

[Bjornebye]

jaguars ear lobes

[md1892]

It's like Darwins Glutton Club in here ...

[Xherdan]

I dont eat Duck because my father used to hunt them when I was younger. I can remember getting up early on Saturday morning to watch Thunder Cats and was scared shitless by two ducks which were hanging in the kitchen. Obviously I had to inspect them and wasnt too happy that my father had shot them. They were then served up for dinner that evening and I was appalled. Have not eaten Duck since and im fairly sure im missing out, but im OK with that.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Sewer rat. Its spent its life marinating in some special soup, no thanks ill pass. I can't really say veal makes me happy, at least give the animal some kind of fucking life before its throats cut and I declare it delicious or even succulent passion soul esque.

[ChrisM]

Monkeys

 

[SwindleThis]

Jordan aka katie price.

[magicrat]

Jordan aka katie price.

 

Findus would find a use for her

[Rico1304]

Longpig

[lifetime fan]

I can't really say veal makes me happy, at least give the animal some kind of fucking life before its throats cut and I declare it delicious or even succulent passion soul esque.

 

 

Try Rose veal.

 

It's great.

[brucespanner]

Try Rose veal.

 

It's great.

 

To top that the Fois Gras Pate I had in France a couple of years ago was fucking beautiful!

[SwindleThis]

Findus would find a use for her

 

aye, cuntburger.

[TheHowieLama]

I dont eat Duck because my father used to hunt them when I was younger. I can remember getting up early on Saturday morning to watch Thunder Cats and was scared shitless by two ducks which were hanging in the kitchen. Obviously I had to inspect them and wasnt too happy that my father had shot them. They were then served up for dinner that evening and I was appalled. Have not eaten Duck since and im fairly sure im missing out, but im OK with that.

 

You are - massively. Easily the best bird on a plate.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Wouldnt eat horse or cat or dog.

Monkey and there family type is a big nono.

Dont fancy snake or squirrel or pidgeon.

Or any type of spider or chipmunk or gopher.

[llego]

Cougar, any cat actually- they are too awesome, only if eating them would allow me to inherit a tiny amount of their zen like powers of intense chilling and instant napping as well as laser eyed huntsmanship would I consider letting the tiniest sliver of flesh pass my lips