Daniel Sturridge: A man in desperate need of his missing mojo - by Jason Harris

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

To be fair a virus can keep you off your feet for quite a while. He can fuck off st the end of the season like.

[ZonkoVille77]

An absolute shithouse of a man. Malingering fucking wetwipe. I genuinely hope he has to retire, most likley from an inflamed vagina. And then ends up working in Subway signing autographs for Man City fans. fuck him.

[magicrat]

An absolute shithouse of a man. Malingering fucking wetwipe. I genuinely hope he has to retire, most likley from an inflamed vagina. And then ends up working in Subway signing autographs for Man City fans. fuck him.

Top sledging there mate but he wouldn't last 5 minutes in Subway with their workload,

 

A desk job for Danny I fear.

[Herp McDerp]

...t with Sturridge you get the impression that it's ok I'll go hang around in America with some rappers. Whether that's right or wrong but that's the impression Sturridge gives off.

 

Oooh, ooh, ccan I play? Here's mine - Your post above gives off the impression that the author is a lazy, stereotyping spouting fucknut.

[Jay86]

Oooh, ooh, ccan I play? Here's mine - Your post above gives off the impression that the author is a lazy, stereotyping spouting fucknut.

Good one, Herp by the way no you can't play you sad cunt.

[Paco]

Mane got to double figures in his first season in 22 league games.

 

Fowler and Torres both needed 18.

 

Sturridge did it in 13.

[Herp McDerp]

Good one, Herp by the way no you can't play you sad cunt.

 

KFC.

 

County Road.

 

You know the drill.

[an tha]

Didn't train again today that is what 10 days now he hasn't trained for...some virus he has.

[Section_31]

Didn't train again today that is what 10 days now he hasn't trained for...some virus he has.

[KMD7]

Haha!

[BCM]

 

Pauline Fowler would be more use to us right now...

[Sputnik1]

What a damned waste, a fine footballer when he isn't broken. Like owning a Ferrari in Nunavut Canada. 

 

A just over average striker would play more games and score more goals than Sturridge would over the same period of time. 

 

Hopefully gone in the summer and we spend the cash on someone that isn't made of quavers. 

[Jay86]

Lukaku has scored more Premier League goals than him now despite being 23, says it all really. Lukaku hasn't got half the natural ability as Sturridge but he actually plays matches.

 

One has scored his goals for Man City Chelsea and Liverpool and the other has scored for West Brom and Everton.

[dylstar]

 

Pauline Fowler would be more use to us right now...[/quote

 

Or her son Robbie in his prime.

[cloggypop]

[an tha]

What a damned waste, a fine footballer when he isn't broken. Like owning a Ferrari in Nunavut Canada.

 

A just over average striker would play more games and score more goals than Sturridge would over the same period of time.

 

Hopefully gone in the summer and we spend the cash on someone that isn't made of quavers.

i'd wager there are centre halves who have scored as many league goals as sturridge has since suarez left.

[magicrat]

Pauline Fowler would be more use to us right now...

 Wendy Richard died in 2009 but your'e still right

[Paco]

The England international, 27, has just over two years remaining on the heavily incentivised five-year contract he signed in October 2014 and Klopp, while a firm admirer of the player’s talent, admits the future of Sturridge will be up for discussion once the campaign ends.

 

 

 

That's from the guardian. Heavily incentivised contract. So maybe not getting the flat 150k a week reported.

[Lee909]

And guess who is injured yet again

 

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JK on Sturridge: "He is not training. He was really ill, but now he has a strain in his hip muscle from a rehab session."

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

No Lazarus type rising for England then.

[TheHowieLama]

The England international, 27, has just over two years remaining on the heavily incentivised five-year contract he signed in October 2014 and Klopp, while a firm admirer of the player’s talent, admits the future of Sturridge will be up for discussion once the campaign ends.

 

 

 

That's from the guardian. Heavily incentivised contract. So maybe not getting the flat 150k a week reported.

 

 

He gets 135 as a base.

[an tha]

Just put the useless shithouse down.

 

Out with a virus for ages then straight into a hip problem.

 

He'll never play for us again i reckon.

[Lee909]

I honestly wouldnt be shocked if he just doesnt want to play for us anymore

[an tha]

I honestly wouldnt be shocked if he just doesnt want to play for us anymore

I would be more shocked if he did

[Grinch]

Meh, him being injured doesnt impact the team in the slightest.