There are some proper grim cunts out there !

[withnail71]

Our cleaner at work is on long term sick, so we've been taking it in turns to clean the bog this last few weeks. Today it was my turn, so i go in there with mop, bucket etc etc. when i go into the cupboard to get the cleaning cloth, some dirty, neanderthal , animalistic bastard has wiped their arse with it. Not just a brown smear, this thing was fucking clogged up with it. there is just no excuse for that ! there is no shortage of bog roll in there. Fucking pervert !!!

[Lee909]

You must have pissed somebody off.

They probably saw it was you due to do the next clean and left a pleasant surprise.

[Bjornebye]

maybe he was blind? and you decide to call him a pervert? ? ? ? do you spit at same-heads an stuff?

 

sick cunt

[El Rojo]

Our cleaner at work is on long term sick, so we've been taking it in turns to clean the bog this last few weeks. Today it was my turn, so i go in there with mop, bucket etc etc. when i go into the cupboard to get the cleaning cloth, some dirty, neanderthal , animalistic bastard has wiped their arse with it. Not just a brown smear, this thing was fucking clogged up with it. there is just no excuse for that ! there is no shortage of bog roll in there. Fucking pervert !!!

 

How do you know it wasn't a beautiful lady?

[dickie mint]

Our cleaner at work is on long term sick, so we've been taking it in turns to clean the bog this last few weeks. Today it was my turn, so i go in there with mop, bucket etc etc. when i go into the cupboard to get the cleaning cloth, some dirty, neanderthal , animalistic bastard has wiped their arse with it. Not just a brown smear, this thing was fucking clogged up with it. there is just no excuse for that ! there is no shortage of bog roll in there. Fucking pervert !!!

 

 

It might of been the regular cleaner who had the shits and then went on the Pat and Mick.

[withnail71]

How do you know it wasn't a beautiful lady?

 

It was the mens bog.

[dickie mint]

It was the mens bog.

 

 

 

Why dont you tell your boss you want overtime to clean the shithouse ask him for Time and a Turd.

[Furmedge]

Why dont you tell your boss you want overtime to clean the shithouse ask him for Time and a Turd.

 

This, now this I like.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

This a good example of things that are funny when they're not happening to see yourself.

[VladimirIlyich]

Tell your boss you are leaving and when he asks why tell him,

 

'Because its Dire 'ere.'

[dickie mint]

Tell the Boss your career's going down the Pan.

[dickie mint]

Tell the boss yoiu want holidays in loo.

[VladimirIlyich]

Lets cut out the toilet humour,eh.

[Lucky Pierre]

Shit joke.

[dickie mint]

We'll put the lid on it.

[The Acolyte]

I think whoever was on cleaning duty before you knows fuck all about cleaning and used that cloth for everything and once it was in that state they bottled out of cleaning it.

[Stouffer]

I reckon someone's dropped a five-flusher that's blocked the khazi and used the mop to shift it then used the cloth to clean the mop.

[Andriy Voronin]

Why you have PROBLEM with this MAN wiping ASS on CLOTH?

 

you WOULD rather he make SHIT PROTEST on walls?

[wevegot5]

Go dressed as Richard the Third next time.

[El Rojo]

Christ, that 'I demand to have some poos' tag is immense. Step forward for rep, whoever.

[Trumo]

It was me (the tag work not the blockage). The immediate relevance to this thread must be apparent by now.

[Anubis]

Poor form on the part of the Cloth Phantom.

 

I'd have left it in your desk drawer.

[stevienando]

Andriy Voronin. Fucking legend.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Don't do a proper clean. Just go through the motions

[Captain Turdseye]

Andriy Voronin. Fucking legend.

 

It's a bit boring now. Didn't one poster out himself as Voronin a while back? If he's also responsible for the 'laswe' cunt that's been trollling the GF this morning then I'll have to find him and make him walk the plank.*

 

 

 

 

*That isn't a euphemism.