When does a Quote become yours

[AngryOfTuebrook]

A quote becomes yours when you are the first person to ever say it. The end.

That's what I said.

[Scott_M]

I don't care.

[Flying Pig]

You can take a horse to water, but with it's mouth taped up, you can't make it drink.

 

That's mine.

[Total Longo]

You can take a horse to water, but with it's mouth taped up, you can't make it drink.

 

That's mine.

 

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in both hands" - Vic Reeves.

[stringvest]

Simon Green. The patents office's latest nuisance caller.

[VladimirIlyich]

'You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.'

 

Copyright Stan Laurel.

[JohnnyH]

"2b or not 2b, which pencil will I use."

[JohnnyH]

“Better to be though a fool, then start a thread and remove all doubt.”

[Bobby Hundreds]

I wandered lonely as a cloud.... Pissed.

[celeryBADboy]

And there she was a glorious sight, a butt ugly bitch that gave me a fright.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 20/06/2012 at 17:19, celeryBADboy said:

another insightful one i come up with today was "it only takes one Knife to skin a Mink"

I’m nicking this one. 

[Pidge]

On 20/06/2012 at 19:26, PaulMcC said:

He was blaming French bogs for him sticking his hand in his own shit today.

 

These threads always deliver. Even when it's not Simon himself saying it.

[Bjornebye]

On 20/06/2012 at 19:26, PaulMcC said:

He was blaming French bogs for him sticking his hand in his own shit today.

I’m stealing this 

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m still sat here laughing at that mink one. 
 

I’m definitely using that at some point and passing it off as my own. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 20/06/2012 at 16:52, Strontium said:

 

 

Unless I'm very much mistaken, I believe that I invented the word "anonocunt" right here on TLW, October 2008. I can't find any earlier use of it on the Interwebs anyway.

I invented the word "plagiarism".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m still sat here laughing at that mink one. 
 

I’m definitely using that at some point and passing it off as my own. 

And if anyone asks you what it means, just raise one eyebrow and smile knowingly.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I invented the word "plagiarism".

Strontz may have also invented the word “Burnely” 

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

And if anyone asks you what it means, just raise one eyebrow and smile knowingly.

Obviously. And then log on here to brag about it. 

[Strontium]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Strontz may have also invented the word “Burnely” 

 

No, I was so focused on correctly typing "Mekon-headed twat" that I neglected to spell Burnley right

[Elite]

23 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m still sat here laughing at that mink one. 
 

I’m definitely using that at some point and passing it off as my own. 

It literally makes no sense.

 

"What do you think of climate change?"

 

"it only takes one knife to skin a mink."

[Pidge]

"it's only a short road to Brechin City football club

 

Simon Green"

 

-Pidge

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

No, I was so focused on correctly typing "Mekon-headed twat" that I neglected to spell Burnley right

I think I repped you for “mekon headed twat” superb. 
 

 

[Fowlers God]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m nicking this one. 

 

I would like to know what context you are going to use it in though. 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Fowlers God said:

 

I would like to know what context you are going to use it in though. 

it only takes one Knife to skin a Mink

[Fowlers God]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

it only takes one Knife to skin a Mink

Yeah when are you using it. 

 

Miss red playing snooker; well it only takes one Knife to skin a Mink

 

Kids playing up and not listening- Look ya little shit it only takes one knife to skin a Mink

 

I wanna know how you're using it.