LFC v Manc Cunts special edition caption competition

[dirty_sanchez]

 

Ok, and listen to my voice.....focus on my voice....and sleep!

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

[Fugitive]

 

Torres: Get in, lad. He did well there didn't he?

Voronin: Fuck shite, I would have scored three.

[robslappa]

 

Torres: Get in, lad. He did well there didn't he?

Voronin: Fuck shite, I would have scored three.

 

Jesus Christ, Voronin almost looks disappointed that Ngog scored.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Jesus Christ, Voronin almost looks disappointed that Ngog scored.

You noticed that as well.

[Furmedge]

xs

 

N'gog - "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

[robslappa]

You noticed that as well.

 

I think it's shocking. I don't expect players to go mad as if they were a supporter, but to not even applaud a young team mate after he's just scored a goal against the mancs is appalling.

[Crazyhorse7778]

 

Torres: YESSSSS!!!!!!! *turns and whispers to Voronin* You're such a fucking cunt.

[dave u]

That gif speaks fucking volumes about both players.

[Guest Dog Chaser]

I noticed Voronin, what a bastard. His team just score the second goal to kill the game against their rivals and he's sitting there with his arms folded.

[coop]

That gif speaks fucking volumes about both players.

 

Exactly.

 

Torres jumping about like a Liverpool fan whereas Voronin just keeps his arms folded.

 

I don't care how much the club would lose i would just let Voronin go in Jan for free.

[Trumo]

 

 

Ngog - "Get the fuck in! 2-0! C'mon lads, let's be 'avin...Pepe, what the fuck?"

 

Reina - "CCCCCCCAAAAAAMMMMAAAAARRRRRRREEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[kopitegaz]

That gif speaks fucking volumes about both players.

 

Torres doing the N'gog bounce. Voronin being a miserable cunt.

 

I wonder if Degen has done his ribs in, by applauding the goal? I'll watch out for this weeks injury updates in Rafa's next press conference.

[Trumo]

/QUOTE]

 

 

Torres - "Yes, get the fuck in!"

Voronin - (thinking) "Shit! Carling Cup sub it is then. When will I get to show these unbelievers that an arsehole does not lurk beneath EVERY ponytail?"

Degen - (thinking) "This sitting on the bench lark is totally worth it for 30 grand a....oh fuck I've pulled me groin just by getting up! No Carling Cup for me then. Wonder if I should get a ponytail?"

[TheBitch]

Oh yeah. . . . thats who it was next to Nando, forgot about him!

[George Costanza]

You just know when they are both back in their home countries, Torres will be waxing lyrical about Liverpool, the club, the fans, the history and the City whereas Voronin will be moaning to the Ukranian press about how he never got his move in the summer, how shit the weather is and he's never given a chance to 'show what he's capable of'

 

I don't think Voronin is a bad footballer, he can be pretty decent at times he just has a bad attitude. Just with babel we need to get rid asap. I could be wrong but desite it not working out for him here I don't recall Dossena mouthing off in the press and moaning ect etc.

[Pdool]

 

Pepe was so quick to get down the pitch for Ngog's goal I thought that he might have been offside.

[Lucky Pierre]

Ezekiel 25:17 finally gets to meet his idol.

[rondeco]

 

Gary Neville introduces his mother to the 4th official.

[Soup]

Mask? What fuckin mask?

 

[Soup]

2 mongs dont make a right.

 

[Red_Jim83]

You noticed that as well.

 

Spotted that during the game too, poor form out of Voronin in my opinion.

[Guest simon]

Dont know if its been posted.

[zigackly]

 

Torres: David Ngog, Liverpool number ... oh hang on that doesn't work.

[rondeco]

 

Is this the way to amarillo?