What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Trumo]

58 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

When having a boiled egg. I like my soldiers to be cold. Well buttered, but cold. 

 

Make this word singular and this sentence takes on a whole new meaning.

[Chip Butty]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

When having a boiled egg. I like my soldiers to be cold. Well buttered, but cold. 
 

I feel they’re better prepared to do battle with the yolk that way. 
 

Cold toast (again generously buttered) is good for dipping in soup as well. 

There’s nowt queer as folk. 

[Remmie]

Moanero is 100% trying out the cereal bowl in the fridge routine, if, in fact that's not him who posted the fridge picture in the first place. 

[Anubis]

Toast with brown sauce spread on it is great.

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

Moanero is 100% trying out the cereal bowl in the fridge routine, if, in fact that's not him who posted the fridge picture in the first place. 

I do salad plates if that counts.

[lifetime fan]

10 hours ago, Fugitive said:

This has just appeared on Facebook and I’m tempted to track down the culprit and skin him alive…

 

 

Just look at the state of the fridge. 
 

Not just marg but lactose free shite, ready meal, half a jar of chilli sauce. 
 

It belongs to a single bloke who used to shag his mother when she was alive, she’s been led in bed upstairs dead for 3 years but he washes her and brushes her hair every morning. 
 

He now wanks sat on a chair in her bedroom whilst holding her hand. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Just look at the state of the fridge. 

 

Missing the open box of baking soda...

[Dave D]

14 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

When having a boiled egg. I like my soldiers to be cold. Well buttered, but cold. 
 

I feel they’re better prepared to do battle with the yolk that way. 
 

Cold toast (again generously buttered) is good for dipping in soup as well. 

Try your soldiers with butter and marmite on. Works with egg very well 

[Carradona]

Dublin Airport. €12. Absolute CUNTS.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Carradona said:

Dublin Airport. €12. Absolute CUNTS.

 

You sent that back, right? 

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Carradona said:

Dublin Airport. €12. Absolute CUNTS.

Even the marmalade refuses to be seen dead on that plate. 

[TheHowieLama]

Fuckin hell, actually gave a lolz there. That is bad.

repped.

[Mook]

"Would you like some fry up with your toast, Sir?"

[TheHowieLama]

It is not even a full sandwich much less a full breakfast.

[Dave D]

If the breakfast wasn't bad enough they then literally took the piss out of you and gave you some orange marmalade

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, Carradona said:

Dublin Airport. €12. Absolute CUNTS.

The prices in that airport are a disgrace but that is taking the absolute piss. They wonder why people hijack planes well there it fucking is. Please tell me you didn’t eat that raw bacon 

[Fugitive]

6 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

You sent that back, right? 

Honey, I blew up the toast.