David Bentley

[Lee909]

Nice to retire at 29 having lived off a reputation as the next big thing having done fuck all

[Trumo]

He was in radio over here last month, he's opened a Resturaunt in Marbella and mrs recently had twins so he's decided to pack in football.

 

How many "Egg 'n' Chips with a pint of Carling" joints do they need on the Costa Del Sol?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Fair play to him. Made a mint in his short career and now out of it

[Boss]

http://www.thetottenhamway.com/2014/05/21/jimmy-bullard-sheds-light-plight-david-bentley/

 

What a complete and utter dickhead he was, good riddance.

[Bjornebye]

He was fucked ever since he tipped water over harry redknapp. His career went downhill after that

[john23liverpool]

He was poo, made up we dodged that particular bullet. A right footed Stewart Downing.

[Manny]

http://www.thetottenhamway.com/2014/05/21/jimmy-bullard-sheds-light-plight-david-bentley/

 

What a complete and utter dickhead he was, good riddance.

 

Fucking hell. What a pair of tossers.

 

Bullard will probably pull a Ruddock - get massive and then live off after dinner speaking, talking about how they just don't have "characters" like him in football anymore.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

" dry lunches ""

 

Fucking hell I think a career in B Films about football hooligans awaits Jimmy.

 

Green Street 12 Les Havitt.

 

Starring Justin Bieber as Waxy

 

Danny Dyer as Malkie Smiff

 

And introducing Jimmy Bullard as Jimbo.

[magicrat]

http://www.thetottenhamway.com/2014/05/21/jimmy-bullard-sheds-light-plight-david-bentley/

 

What a complete and utter dickhead he was, good riddance.

The England camp sounds hilarious back in Bents day . Singing Postman Pat on the  coach along with uber bellends Rio and Jenas then back to the hotel to pig out in Big Macs with Jimmy Bullard.. Remind me why England have won fuck all since 1966

[Major Tom]

Jimmy Bullard is a complete caricature of a laddish footballer.

 

Bentley will regret this decision in 5, 10 or 15 years.

[Bjornebye]

I like Bullard? who wouldn't? 

 

Running the length of the pitch with the ball for wigan when the floodlights failed then missing an open goal, falling on the floor and pissing himself laughing.... thats what its all about. 

 

[cloggypop]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/105952-players-who-think-theyre-ace-but-actually-theyre-shit/?p=3809367

[Dr Nowt]

One of the legendary worldwide managers of the past 30 odd years, David Bentley and Jimmy Bullard.

 

Pair of fucking deadheads.

[moof]

Bullard is ace.

[fowler9]

Bentley had great natural ability, his crossing was fantastic at Blackburn, all seemed to go tits up the moment he joined Spurs, hope for his sake Lamela doesn't get Tottenham'd as well and leaves them and becomes ace again

[markcd]

He'll piss all his cash away and then blame "bad financial advise" or some such nob talk, and then he'll be trying to get a pay as you play contract with some championship team within 2 years. 

 

Mark my words.

[Stouffer]

Nobody remember when we were about to sign Bullard?

[Strontium]

all seemed to go tits up the moment he joined Spurs

Not the first time that's been said about a player, and almost certainly not the last.

[J-V]

The shit fuck probably earned over £20million in wages during his career, mind boggling.

[Gnasher]

What will his football legacy be? 'Could of been good' 'good crosser of the ball' ' could have been another Beckham" "slightly more talented than Jason fucking Cundy" ?

 

Dos'nt read well for Bentley.

[Adebisi]

http://www.thetottenhamway.com/2014/05/21/jimmy-bullard-sheds-light-plight-david-bentley/

 

What a complete and utter dickhead he was, good riddance.

Christ, these two sound like a craic-a-minute. 

[Kevin D]

I have the sense of humour of a 12-year-old, admittedly, but I find the idea of Bentley shouting postman pat at Capello hilarious.

[VladimirIlyich]

I struggled to take the article seriously when it mentioned Bentley's 'obvious talent and ability.' I must have missed those,which i assumed were pretty much the same thing.

 

Love reading about disciplined millionaire players sticking rigidly to diets and taking their privileged careers deadly seriously.

Remind me how many medals they actually won and then guess why not.

[Kevin D]

Do not address me directly you nasty piece of shit.

Haha.