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Murdoch's Scum Credentials All In Order I See


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Anyone left who says we live in a free country?

 

They're the same one who say 'but we live in a democracy', aren't they. If you can describe somebody on welfare as 'free' or Bush or Cameron as 'democratically elected', then there's just no real meaning to those words.

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Wonder who'll be the first David Kelly type 'suicide' in this story? Probably someone who knows the truth about David Kelly's 'suicide' ...

 

Guess that's that question answered then. Case against Coulson much harder to prove now. Some truly evil forces at work here determined to make sure the truth doesn't come out about any of these cover-ups. Fucking disgusting.

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I came on to post that in relation to Yates quitting, kind of has another meaning now I guess. No doubt this is another one that managed to kill themselves by taking a small paracetamol overdoes and scratching themselves with a penknife, probably under a tree or something.

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From a piece about him in the Guardian

"He was equally offended when Scotland Yard's former assistant commissioner, John Yates, assigned officers to interview him, not as a witness but as a suspect. They told him anything he said could be used against him, and, to his credit, he refused to have anything to do with them."

 

Hopefully the information he gave to NY Times & Guardian were given as an affadavit & might be submissable

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It will be treated as non suspicious or suicide and precisely nothing will happen, but personally it's fairly fucking obvious what happens when anyone might be in a position to undermine the British establishment.

 

There's amazingly unlikely coincidence and then there's completely fucking obvious.

 

Hang on, is that the door?

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Police examine bag found in bin near Rebekah Brooks's home | Media | The Guardian

 

Police examine bag found in bin near Rebekah Brooks's home

Former NI chief executive's husband denies bag – containing computer, paperwork and phone – belonged to his wife

 

Now that made me chuckle, "Private to him" his mistress/porn history at the very least is about to be public knowledge.

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Police examine bag found in bin near Rebekah Brooks's home | Media | The Guardian

 

Police examine bag found in bin near Rebekah Brooks's home

Former NI chief executive's husband denies bag – containing computer, paperwork and phone – belonged to his wife

Jesus fucking Christ, you couldn't make this shit up.

 

Wilson said "Charlie Brooks had left the bag with a friend who was returning it, but dropped it in the wrong part of the garage". When asked how the bag ended up in a bin he replied: "The suggestion is that a cleaner thought it was rubbish and put it in the bin." Wilson added: "Charlie was looking for it together with a couple of the building staff".

 

I'm fucking sure a cleaner didn't just pick up a bag and lob it into a bin without taking a look inside first.

 

Now call me a cynic but surely the best course of action would have been for Charlies mate to knock on his door and hand it to him.

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This post in the Guardian comments section made me laugh.

 

"Uh, I left a (bag?) (briefcase?) containing my laptop, cell phone, and some personal papers at your house the other night because....I didn't want to carry it home. Or I was too drunk to carry it home. (?) Anyway I don't need my laptop and cell phone over the weekend, so just hold onto all of it for now, will you? And then would you mind bringing it over on Monday? Sorry, no, I won't be able to pick it up myself, so can you just be a good chap and bring it over? Would you mind dropping it off? No, not at my office. No, not with my assistant. No, Rebekah's tied up at the moment, so don't take it over to NI. No, not at the flat. No, I can't meet you. Uh, why don't you just leave it in the car park under the shopping centre next door to the flat, and I'll pick it up later? Sound good? Oh, and just leave it in the rubbish bin in the southeast corner, all right? No, southEAST. That's where I pick up all my deliveries. Thanks, mate."

 

W. T. F.

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Jesus fucking Christ' date=' you couldn't make this shit up.

 

Wilson said [b']"Charlie Brooks had left the bag with a friend who was returning it, but dropped it in the wrong part of the garage"[/b]. When asked how the bag ended up in a bin he replied: "The suggestion is that a cleaner thought it was rubbish and put it in the bin." Wilson added: "Charlie was looking for it together with a couple of the building staff".

 

I'm fucking sure a cleaner didn't just pick up a bag and lob it into a bin without taking a look inside first.

 

Now call me a cynic but surely the best course of action would have been for Charlies mate to knock on his door and hand it to him.

 

 

Hahaha, the exact quote that's sitting in my clipboard right now read to paste in.

 

Lets take this one chunk at a time:

 

Charlie Brooks denies that the bag belonged to his wife.

OK, it's Charlie's bag. I can dig that.

 

Charlie has a bag which contains a laptop and papers which were private to him.

OK, so the bag has Charlie's laptop and some personal papers in. Yep, no problem with that either, I used to carry a laptop and work documents in a bag, all kosher so far.

 

They were nothing to do with Rebekah or the [phone-hacking] case.

Still no immediate bullshit indicators - not every computer or piece of paper in the Brooks household will have some relevance to the case. Hmmm maybe this really is just one of those unfortunate coincidences.

 

Wilson said Charlie Brooks had left the bag with a friend who was returning it

OK, I usually wouldn't leave personal paperwork and my computer with a friend but if you can't trust your friends, who can you trust? (!) Benefit of the doubt must be given here.

 

but dropped it in the wrong part of the garage

Oh hang on... What does this mean? Was he intending to drop it in the garage but just not that bit? Is this the usual way to return a laptop and personal papers to a friend, by leaving them unaccompanied in an underground car park? Even in such an exclusive area, isn't that rather more risky than oooh, say locking them in your car until you saw him next, or maybe dropping them off at his house?

 

Or was it dropped by accident? Is it possible to accidentally drop a bag containing a laptop and papers and not even notice, resulting in you leaving them behind? Wouldn't you perhaps think 'hey where's that weighty bag I was holding just a second ago and appear to have lost, about the same time as I felt a bag-like object slide off my shoulder and hit the ground with a bang?" before err... picking it up?

 

Ah, or by 'dropped' does he mean dropped off? Does he mean the car park is manned and he dropped the bag off with someone to return it to Charlie? This bag containing a laptop and some personal papers? Would you do that, really? Just leave it with some bloke in a car park when the house is round the corner? Especially if the bloke in question would then take so little care of it that it would end up being mistaken for rubbish? (I always throw my heavy, laptop-shaped shit out in a laptop bag by the way; I find binsacks lower the tone of the area and besides I find there's far less chance of someone mistaking my laptop shaped laptop for a laptop and not throwing it away because they think it might be a laptop if it's in a laptop bag...)

 

You know what? I declare shenanigans.

 

You know what strikes me again and again as this grisly farce unravels? Just how fucking clueless some of the characters are. Chris Morris couldn't have come up with some of this stuff in his wildest dreams and perhaps the worst thing is that if he had, someone like Armando Iannucci would probably have said "Nah Chris, it's too ridiculous - it's crossed the boundary of satire and is rapidly heading towards farce."

 

 

Ah, just saw Yates' resignation speech - I guess Chris Morris would have been too busy writing that to get involved in scripting Charlie Brooks' laptop story.

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