BMW Drivers

[grazywalker]

Well

[RedKnight]

BMW diving cunts, I believe the term is.

[grazywalker]

I think I made this poll private by mistake . Fuck me I should drive a beamer

[JohnnyH]

Where's the "I'm a jealous twat and hate them because I hate my own life" option.

 

I don't own a BMW by the way.

[rondeco]

What the fuck is an mbw?

[grazywalker]

Ha ,I did not notice that RIS up

I shall start driving a MWB now then .

[Lucky Pierre]

Knobheads. Although if I were offered one I wouldn't say no.

[Harry Squatter]

I own one. Some twat in work was slagging BMW drivers off one day, i'd only been there about 4 months and offered him a lift home as he lives round teh corner from my mum and i had to drop some stuff off at hers. Should have seen his face go more red than a fire engine when he got to my car.

[odris]

Haha that is class Troy.

[Sweeney287]

I don't own one, but have driven a couple.

 

They are lovely to drive, and you can really feel the 50/50 weight distribution when going round corners as they are much more stable.

 

Lovely cars, but (mostly) cunt drivers,sorry Doc. I would rather have a Merc.

[rondeco]

 

Random hotness

[Harry Squatter]

I don't own one, but have driven a couple.

 

They are lovely to drive, and you can really feel the 50/50 weight distribution when going round corners as they are much more stable.

 

Lovely cars, but (mostly) cunt drivers,sorry Doc. I would rather have a Merc.

 

It's the first car I/ve ever bought, the guy who I bought it from was moving abroad and was desperate to sell it so I got it on the cheap. My car is very easy to handle and I love driving it, the newer ones are driven by Amanda Harrington type birds or "lids" normally on credit and seeing as both those types of people are cunts I can imagine that is the general perception of BMW drivers.

[Tom R]

Arseholes don't drive BMWs anymore - they all drive Minis and Audis these days.

 

Today, the BMW is the motorist's choice... unless it's a 4 cylinder beemer, then you're just an idiot who's in it for the badge.

[BENIRL]

I don't have a car but in general BMW drivers are wankers. Keys always in the hand type tools.

[odris]

Audi drivers are worse.

[Harry Squatter]

Lamborghini drivers are worse, I'm glad I sold mine as I was turning into a right knobhead.

[The Special One]

I got a Merc. Am I a bigger twat?

[RedAloy]

I don't have a car but in general BMW drivers are wankers. Keys always in the hand type tools.

 

I would just let to say "Amen" to all parts of this

[mighty reds]

Skoda drivers, what category of sad cunts do they come in?

[Black Rose]

Not as sad as me, I'm a bit lacking in the driving skills department. I'd drive a moped if I could :)

[RedAloy]

I'm a bit lacking in the driving skills department.

You're a woman?

[Black Rose]

I know, shocking eh?

[RedAloy]

I know, shocking eh?

 

A woman lacking driving skills? No, not at all :whistle:;)

[Black Rose]

Don't get me wrong, I had some lessons but every time I got something right he told me it was a fluke! Tutors clearly have issues

[paddyberger15]

I know, shocking eh?

 

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