New Girl on Countdown

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Ask her what she thinks “a typical Jew” looks like. 

[Pete]

21 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

I’m going to see 8 out 10 Cats Does Countdown being filmed next Tuesday. Any messages for the lovely Miss Riley? 

How do you feel about Manchester United losing 5-0 and 4-0 to Liverpool this season?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

A close contest today…

 

 

[Mike D]

Always thought the points scoring on Countdown is a bit unfair.

If you get an 8 letter word but your opponent gets a 9, you don’t get any points. You should still get 8 I’ve always thought.

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Always thought the points scoring on Countdown is a bit unfair.

If you get an 8 letter word but your opponent gets a 9, you don’t get any points. You should still get 8 I’ve always thought.

Arsehole 

[Mike D]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Arsehole 

I beat you with Pissflaps.

[KMD7]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Arsehole 

 

3 minutes ago, Mike D said:

I beat you with Pissflaps.

Arseholes 

[Jack the Sipper]

On 08/05/2022 at 21:50, Rico1304 said:

I’m going to see 8 out 10 Cats Does Countdown being filmed next Tuesday. Any messages for the lovely Miss Riley? 

Have you read the Jewish Babes thread on TLW?

 

Do you think that holocaust jokes are acceptable?

On 09/05/2022 at 07:26, VladimirIlyich said:

Flicking only.

I'd flick her bean, Manc-supporting jew or no.

On 09/05/2022 at 16:46, Nelly-Matip said:

Ask her what she thinks “a typical Jew” looks like. 

Ha!

 

1 hour ago, Mike D said:

Always thought the points scoring on Countdown is a bit unfair.

If you get an 8 letter word but your opponent gets a 9, you don’t get any points. You should still get 8 I’ve always thought.

The genial teatime humdrum behaviour of the hosts belies the ruthless cutthroat nature of the show.

29 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

 

Arseholes 

Cuntcream

 

Or is that two words, Suzie?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

When you realise you hate her but you still want to belt one out over her.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

When you realise you hate her but you still want to belt one out over her.

? I’d rather whack one out over Mo Mowlam 

[Kevin D]

8 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

When you realise you hate her but you still want to belt one out over her.

The GF is a hallowed and august institution; it really is a great shame that this thread turned political, instead of what it was initially supposed to be about - giving Miss.Riley a game.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Kevin D said:

The GF is a hallowed and august institution; it really is a great shame that this thread turned political, instead of what it was initially supposed to be about - giving Miss.Riley a game.

No it isn’t. 

[sir roger]

Rumours that Vorderman may be coming back.

 

Not a fan of Anne Robertson, but she obviously saw through that self-satisfied Riley cow and got off toot-suite

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, sir roger said:

Rumours that Vorderman may be coming back.

 

Not a fan of Anne Robertson, but she obviously saw through that self-satisfied Riley cow and got off toot-suite

Only downside is that Vorderman is a cunt as well!

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Only downside is that Vorderman is a cunt as well!

As well as now looking like a badly made sex doll. The sex doll probably has more natural parts though.

[sir roger]

7 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Only downside is that Vorderman is a cunt as well!

I get that she is the human embodiment of Trigger's broom, but not aware of any other cuntiness. I struggle to believe she belongs at the same level as Riley.

[Creator Supreme]

7 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I get that she is the human embodiment of Trigger's broom, but not aware of any other cuntiness. I struggle to believe she belongs at the same level as Riley.

Maybe not at the same level, but she is a humongous Tory!

[Tony Moanero]

4 hours ago, sir roger said:

Rumours that Vorderman may be coming back.

 

Not a fan of Anne Robertson, but she obviously saw through that self-satisfied Riley cow and got off toot-suite

Never heard of the cunt.

[sir roger]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Never heard of the cunt.

Weakest link in Andy's extended family I hear.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Creator Supreme said:

Only downside is that Vorderman is a cunt as well!

Levels. Riley is a vile wicked racist ugly lying cunt. 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

24 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Levels. Riley is a vile wicked racist ugly lying cunt. 

 

 

And Vorderman is a plastic tory cunt!

[Tony Moanero]

Countdown is shit.

[Mike D]

9 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Countdown is shit.

[Tony Moanero]

9 minutes ago, Mike D said:

I never understood what Simon Wicks saw in Richard Whiteley’s missus.

 

[Bruce Spanner]

This shit wouldn’t have stood in Twice Nightly Whiteley’s gaff.