Pelochelys Cantorii V Duckbilled Platypus

[RedKnight]

I've made the right choice.

[aws]

Cantorii is a stealth monster. The keyser soze of the animal kingdom.

[Hand Shandy]

Platypus.

 

That other thing looks about threatening as roadkill.

 

EDIT: Negged by Ezekiel! His contender can't even fight for itself - he has to fight for it! And I'd still put my money on the platypus.

Edited November 6, 2008 by Hand Shandy
Retaliatory negging!

[Thants]

Pelochelys Cantorii sounds like a Day Today correspondent. Wins.

[Anubis]

Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass.

 

Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is from start to finish a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass judgement; and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...just kidding).

 

So please before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the Platypus.

 

Thank you and enjoy the show.

 

P.S. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about Platypi. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way.

 

Thank you again and enjoy the show

 

- Dogma

 

 

Despite this, I'll have to go with the Plat over the Splat.

[Guest TK-421]

I'm voting for the pelycolthingemy as I'd never heard of it until now, it wins for being educational.

[She Knows It]

To be fair, neither animal screams "brute".

 

I voted platypus on account of comparative agility.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

To be fair, neither animal screams "brute".

 

I voted platypus on account of comparative agility.

 

That saddens me deeply SKI.

[She Knows It]

That saddens me deeply SKI.

 

I'm sorry. Now I have guilt.

[Hand Shandy]

I'm sorry. Now I have guilt.

 

Catholic?

 

Thought so.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Taken from Wiki:

 

P. cantorii is an ambush predator and primarily carnivorous, feeding on crustaceans, mollusks and fish and Duck billed Trans Gender pieces of shit.

[Hand Shandy]

Taken from Wiki:

 

P. cantorii is an ambush predator and primarily carnivorous, feeding on crustaceans, mollusks and fish and Duck billed Trans Gender pieces of shit.

 

:lol:

 

And that's supposed to persuade people to vote is it?

 

Reading between the lines, that means it stays still and waits for something else really slow to come along, then it tries to eat it.

 

Terrifying.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

:lol:

 

And that's supposed to persuade people to vote is it?

 

Reading between the lines, that means it stays still and waits for something else really slow to come along, then it tries to eat it.

 

Terrifying.

 

Best watch your back then ay.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

O.k look, I idn't want to have to post this but you leave me no choice, here's an exclusive picture of my boy in action:

 

 

Yeah, that's right, he just took down A fucking Giraffe.

[Hand Shandy]

You failed to post the rest of that Wiki entry:

 

The turtle spends 95 percent of its life buried and motionless, with only its eyes and mouth protruding from the sand. It surfaces only twice a day to take a breath.

 

Lazy fuck.

[redrosetints]

I'm sorry. Now I have guilt.

 

No don't be. For his ying, there is my yang. My DBP is as happy you voted for it as the other 'thing' was upset. Take some rep.....

[Big Ig]

Taken from Wiki:

 

P. cantorii is an ambush predator and primarily carnivorous, feeding on crustaceans, mollusks and fish and Duck billed Trans Gender pieces of shit.

 

It eats pieces of shit?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You failed to post the rest of that Wiki entry:

 

The turtle spends 95 percent of its life buried and motionless, with only its eyes and mouth protruding from the sand. It surfaces only twice a day to take a breath.

 

Lazy fuck.

 

If you can don anything but Envy an animal that spends 95% of its life motionless, yet still survies and can grow to six foot in length and 110 pounds in weight, then,my friend, I envy you.

[Guest simon]

Duckbilled Platypus would win.

Edited November 6, 2008 by simon

[RedKnight]

Arrghhh! Damn you, you fuck!

[Hand Shandy]

Mate, I spend about 95% of my time motionless, am about 6ft tall and weigh a damn sight more than 110lbs!

[Uncle Junior]

My Boy is a fat lazy twat, there aint no gift wrapping or niceities to be had, goes about his business and fuck's your life up good if you try and change that.

 

This guy is like the fuckin mob boss of the animal world. He don't't need to move fast, because he don't gotta move for anybody. He'll just get one of his soldiers to clip that duck billed son of a bitch while he sits there being blown by a female of his species and chomps on the finest cigars.

[Uncle Junior]

Duckbilled Platypus init.

 

What the fuck is 'init'? Are you a fuckin moron? Who is this fuckin guy?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Duckbilled Platypus init.

 

You motherless fuck, I'm going to find you and burn your house down*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* I may or may not do this.

[Guest simon]

My Bosc Monitors would kill hem both.