The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[tokyojoe]

Did it make you feel any younger?

Erm, no but it didn't give me a hangover. I'm going the whole hog and having another tonight.

[TheBitch]

Getting up for a piss in the night, that an age thing?

[KMD7]

Getting up for a piss in the night, that an age thing?

 

Yep

[Champ]

Getting up for a piss in the night, that an age thing?

Or prostate cancer

[TheBitch]

Or prostate cancer

Hopefully, I'd hate to be getting old.

[Champ]

Hopefully, I'd hate to be getting old.

*sticks tongue out*

[Alan Sex]

Makes sense. I'd get in a ring with McGregor rather than watch it again

I figure I could take Ewan as well.

[VladimirIlyich]

Getting up for a piss in the night, that an age thing?

Depends whether you're awake or not.

[General Dryness]

Erm, no but it didn't give me a hangover. I'm going the whole hog and having another tonight.

 

Don't forget the ovaltine chaser.

[manwiththestick]

Just pulled a grey/white hair out of my nose. Fucks sake.

[Rico1304]

I went to a gig yesterday, my knees hurt mure than my head this morning.

[Furmedge]

Struggle with spicy food nowadays. Used to throw chillies and jalapenos on everything. Now I struggle with supermarket bought spicy chicken wings.

[Captain Turdseye]

Getting dizzy really easily. Used to love going on the waltzers, etc, with the kids at the fair. These days if I take them to the park and just step on the roundabout for second or two while I'm spinning them round I'm ready to puke and need to have a little sit down.

[Jairzinho]

Angrily trying to find a public toilet.

[manwiththestick]

Getting dizzy really easily. Used to love going on the waltzers, etc, with the kids at the fair. These days if I take them to the park and just step on the roundabout for second or two while I'm spinning them round I'm ready to puke and need to have a little sit down.

Oh my God this. A few weeks back the fair was in town so I took the kids, went on the waltzers and thought I was going to die, when the tattooed, topless rat tailed man started spinning the carriage faster I just wanted to kill him. Got off that and the kids dragged my onto the cyclone, after that the wife had to drive my car home as I was that bad with the ill, got home and was actually sick and spent the rest of the day on the couch.

[Juniper]

Got excited today about a new moleskin notepad being delivered.

 

Haven't yet punched myself in the face but it's only a matter of time.

[Total Longo]

Struggling to read things close up. 

[Furmedge]

Enjoying a pint on your own. Didn't have my car yesterday so had to wait for the wife to finish work to come pick me up on the way home. Got off at 3.30pm and sat in the pub for a couple of hours with a copy of Private Eye and a pint. A cracking way to spend two hours.

[Stouffer]

I had the misfortune of travelling in a motor car yesterday that had radio 1 on; I couldn't understand the DJ never mind the music.

 

Fucking yoof.

[tokyojoe]

I did

 

I had the misfortune of travelling in a motor car yesterday that had radio 1 on; I couldn't understand the DJ never mind the music.

Fucking yoof.

Last time I listened to Radio 1 Tony Blackburn was on it. Didn't evn realise it still existed TBH.

[Kloppite]

When you have a fly in the room but you can't be arsed try to squat the fucked so you just curse the annoying little shit.

[Bobby Hundreds]

My missus has gone out so I've come the pub on my own, earphones in sky sports news on the tv and a pint. I don't know if i feel like an old man or a weirdo or both.

[Tony Moanero]

I've never understand why some people consider going to the pub on your own to be weird. It's boss.

[Bobby Hundreds]

It's new territory for me.

[Tony Moanero]

Enjoy!