Rosie Webster Tribute Thread

[Boss]

I can't stop, i'm just going to post Helen Flanagan gifs until i rip my cock off and throw it out the window in disgust because i'll never get to insert my shaft in between those glorious chebs.

[skend04]

I can't get aroused my something that looks so similar to an ostrich!

She's playing with a wazzle pair of jugs but you...

[Bjornebye]

she looks like the kind of bird your mate brings into the pub to show off as his new missus yet you know within 5 minutes it won't last and she is already eyeing you and others up for a fuck. 

 

trouble with a capital T when a bird like that comes on the scene. 

 

 

I hate her the cunt

[Bjornebye]

She's playing with a wazzle pair of jugs but you...

 

Wait till major tom see's this fucking hell 

[JagSquared]

Crouchie has the highest nudity to post ratio in forum history.

 

First ballot, hall of fame poster.

Alan sex might have something to say about that

 

 

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[Bobby Hundreds]

You'd smash her everywhere but she wouldn't make my top 100 list, I'm sure she is devastated. Great tits though they are as great as her acting is shite, that's how good her tits are.

[Jairzinho]

she looks like the kind of bird your mate brings into the pub to show off as his new missus yet you know within 5 minutes it won't last and she is already eyeing you and others up for a fuck. 

 

trouble with a capital T when a bird like that comes on the scene. 

 

 

I hate her the cunt

 

Had one about a year ago like that who moved to the area with her boyfriend. She was touching you up and whispering about how she wants to fuck you in the bogs. All while her boyfriend, who was the nicest bloke you could ever meet, the poor fucking naive bastard, was at the bar getting her a drink. I remember snapping at her once. Just stood up and said "this is fucking ridiculous, your boyfriend is literally five yards away". She was undeterred. I had to admire her commitment to being a massive slag. For the first few weeks it wasn't really talked about by me and the rest of my mates, then one day we all just had a chat about it, "did she come on to you?" type stuff, with about ten of us "er yeah, and you?", "yep" "yeah, and me". 

 

She fucked off elsewhere a couple of months later (I began to dread bumping into her) where apparently she nabbed someone else's boyfriend, then cheated on him, then moved on again. The bad nomadic slut.

[Dr Nowt]

Sluts are ace, just never go out with one - borrow someone else's.

[Dougie Do'ins]

How in the name of fuck did she not get caught up in the Frappening ? Or did she and I missed it ?

[Bjornebye]

How in the name of fuck did she not get caught up in the Frappening ? Or did she and I missed it ?

 

What is the frappening?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Sluts are ace, just never go out with one - borrow someone else's.

Oh I do love a good slut.

[Dr Nowt]

Oh I do love a good slut.

 

Me too, mate.  Some of my best friends...

[skend04]

Wait till major tom see's this fucking hell

Haha oh shit. I'd forgotten about his meltdown the other day.

[Bjornebye]

Haha oh shit. I'd forgotten about his meltdown the other day.

I hope he is ok

[Section_31]

You can't knock a bird whose tits could conceivably have their own command crew. Also, having Sophie Webster on here is a crime, she looks a like an ugly transvestite, like the type who end up on Jeremy Kyle.

[Boss]

What is the frappening?

 

[Bjornebye]

Haha Boss

 

I asked as i thought it was called the fappening.

 

I was being a cunt

[Chip Butty]

She's filth, I'm filth and we would make filth. We're a match made in heaven.

 

 

The mid-wife would have to drag me off her.

[The Acolyte]

No minge photos?

[ZonkoVille77]

She's everything I detest about modern life. A complete talentless idiot.

 

But of course I'd empty a bucket of Zonko juice on those fun bags

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'd like to take her out for some pulled pork

[Section_31]

Coming back to Corry apparently. 

 

 

[Strontium]

 

 

[Section_31]

She looks a bit fucked up there, at the risk of sounding like Stig I preferred her when she was younger. 

[Duff Man]

She looks like Andy Carroll on skag.