Dodged a bullet with Moises Caicedo / Code says he's bang average

[Section_31]

All this stuff sums up what's so shit about the media and Internet now.

 

There's an endless appetite for "content" but nobody to actually create such "content" of any quality.

 

So when you Google any news it's literally news sites quoting tweets, which themselves are retweeting tweets, which themselves are made up. Even what you'd call respected sources like 442 do it now. Pointless.

[Jordy Brouwer]

16 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Just been looking at our squad, its even more shocking than i realised. Very little depth now, Can we get a full bench? What happens with injuries?

 

First 11

 

Alisson

Trent

Robbo

Konate

VVD

Mac Allister

Jones

Slob

Salah

Gakpo

Diaz

 

Bench

 

Jota

Matip

Nunez

Elliot

Thiago

Doak

Gomez

Tsmikas

?

 

 

 

Its why there were so many kids involved pre-season. It wasn't "lets give the lad a break" it was more "we actually need the kid as part of the playing squad now". 

 

You need to include the likes of McConnel in that now. 

 

You also missed Bajetic. 

 

I know what you mean but yes we've got a team and a bench. 

[Section_31]

If we don't sign this lad it'll be like winning the European Cup for Everton.

[Anubis]

23 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Has a thread ever been so easy to masturbate to then turned so terrible. These last few pages are dreadful. 

 

How can you say that with quality wank bank material like this?

 

[TheHowieLama]

53 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Sorry if you are American but you all do my head in. I have enough to deal with them in work. All mouth, ego and marketing.

 

 

Ah man, no offense taken.

We have shedloads of English down here - I know hundreds.

They are literally all the same, fat, bald, sunburnt and sweating so bad it splashes off 'em.

 

And that's just the women.

[Scott_M]

It’s coming, it’s coming…

 

 

…virtually bang on 5pm, after the Brighton game had finished. Convenient. 

[Anubis]

Surely a little bit of mickey taking here.

 

Liverpool FC Help

 

@LFCHelp

 

 Please be advised Stamford Bridge is a cashless stadium #CHELIV

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Surely a little bit of mickey taking here.

 

Liverpool FC Help

 

@LFCHelp

 

 Please be advised Stamford Bridge is a classless stadium #CHELIV

Fixed.

[Reckoner]

9 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

It’s coming, it’s coming…

 

 

…virtually bang on 5pm, after the Brighton game had finished. Convenient. 

Literally says nothing new

[Carradona]

That Romano is a blag

[TheHowieLama]

We all dream of a team of Romanos.

[dave u]

2 minutes ago, Carradona said:

That Romano is a blag

 

Gets everything from agents and people who benefit from what he puts out there. Absolute fucking leech him.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, JohnnyH said:

Yes, because it’s the only reason Chelsea didn’t get an accepted bid in yesterday. 

So how can they buy him then?

[Manny]

Romano probably loves Chelsea and that Shane Warne’s potato faced uncle looking cunt owner of theirs. When you get paid for bullshit transfer stories, the club of constant transfer bullshit is almost certainly your best friend. They’re fucking made for each other and this grim cunt timeline we live in.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Should happen before the game then as Chelsea are the exact type of pricks who just want to parade him infront of Liverpool a club whose entire status wasn't bought by a Russian Gangster.

[Talismanic]

 They probably hope Real make a high bid for Kepa to fund the extra they need for Caceido

[cloggypop]

12 minutes ago, Carradona said:

That Romano is a blag

 

Fabricato Romano

[Razoray]

19 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

It’s coming, it’s coming…

 

 

…virtually bang on 5pm, after the Brighton game had finished. Convenient. 

Lets break it down:

Chelsea are working on the Caicedo deal - That is not news

 

Final fee being discussed with Brighton is in excess of £110m - Well seeing as they have agreed a fee of £111m with Liverpool, that is not news.

 

Key hours ahead - 2 hours? 3 hours? 24 hours? 72 hours? That is not news.

 

Chelsea want Caicedo at Stamford Bridge tomorrow - I want Liverpool to win 7-0 at Stamford Bridge tomorrow. That is not news.

 

Plan in their mind since last week - They have been outbid since and Brighton have rejected all of their bids. That is not news. 

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, Talismanic said:

 They probably hope Real make a high bid for Kepa to fund the extra they need for Caceido

They've only asked to take him on loan haven't they? 

[Leyton388]

He can fuck off now anyway. Really cant be arsed with him now as if he wanted to come here the deal would have been done by now. 

 

Even so if the chavs do come up with £111m we should up it to £115m just for a laugh. 

 

After all the £111m is just our first offer which was accepted. Theres always room to up a bid a bit more. 

[Razoray]

14 minutes ago, dave u said:

 

Gets everything from agents and people who benefit from what he puts out there. Absolute fucking leech him.

Exactly. People giving him grief saying that he is a Chelsea fan are not aware of how much of a whore this guy is. If Liverpool were willing to give him updates, he'd have no issue reporting those either. Liverpool, thankfully, are well above that kind of shit. 

He is a scourge

[Lario]

1 minute ago, Leyton388 said:

He can fuck off now anyway. Really cant be arsed with him now as if he wanted to come here the deal would have been done by now. 

 

Even so if the chavs do come up with £111m we should up it to £115m just for a laugh. 

 

After all the £111m is just our first offer which was accepted. Theres always room to up a bid a bit more. 

 

That would be awesome.

They go to £112m, and we just go £113m.

 

Like Storage Hunters! *Booooommmmmmm!!*

[Harry's Lad]

45 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Ah man, no offense taken.

We have shedloads of English down here - I know hundreds.

They are literally all the same, fat, bald, sunburnt and sweating so bad it splashes off 'em.

 

And that's just the women.

You should try living here mate.

[Jordy Brouwer]

£115 million is just a ridiculous price. I half hope they get the deal and pay that because its about £35 million more than he's actually worth. He's a good player but its just mental money. 

 

We got Mac Allster for what £35 million plus a bit? Maybe Caicedo has a higher ceiling but Mac Allister is the better player right now. 

 

Completely mental money. 

[Brownie]

Time to move on from this and go and get a 6 who wants to join us.