Other Football 2021/22

[Jairzinho]

Shaw 30m, Maguire 80m, Wan Bissaka 50m, Lindelof 35m, Bailly 30m. 

 

A 225 million back five.

 

And they're all fucking absymal.

[Leyton388]

Hahahaha

 

Brilliant timing for that goal and what a fyck up  by the keeper. Brilliant. 

[KMD7]

Just now, niallers said:

If City do get sir Harold of kane in January, they'll batter most teams, the oil cheating cunts. He won't have to move out of the box and they'll put chances on a plate for him, and say what you want about the clown, he knows where the goal is

He'd get 40 goals a season for them.

[clangers]

Just now, an tha said:

Sadly folks the fun is over....he's a goner after this.

He needs more time, he's still finding his feet.

[Captain Howdy]

David de Karius 

[Mathewbet1]

Mcguires at the wheel

[dockers_strike]

1 minute ago, niallers said:

If City do get sir Harold of kane in January, they'll batter most teams, the oil cheating cunts. He won't have to move out of the box and they'll put chances on a plate for him, and say what you want about the clown, he knows where the goal is

Nah, Kane's 'buzzing' at Conte's appointment. He wont leave now until the summer at the earliest.

[Jordy Brouwer]

There's no limit to the amount of times that people should point out that Maguire cost £80m. Its one of those things that simply can't be overdone. 

[DJLJ]

Just now, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

Macguire and Shaw fucking useless there.

Amazing how much money they have spent on Maguire, Lindelof, Bailey, Bissaka and Shaw and to be able to do anything, all 5 have to go and be replaced. All are terrible. Long may it continue

[Scott_M]

5 minutes ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

Right. Pressing only works if multiple players do it or its just a waste of energy. 

Yep. You all do it or nobody because if you’re not in sync, the gaps it causes are huge.

 

There was an article in The Athletic after we hammered United that they don’t work on pressing and Solakjaer’s instructions on the day were to “press Liverpool high”.
 

Klopp and the back room staff will have spent hours and hours and hours on the training pitch perfecting our pressing game.

 

If, for example, Mane goes to press, Robbo backs him up, Firmino and Salah shuffle across and the midfield tightens up. We’ll also angle our runs to force the ball where we want it to go. 
 

This manc side are an absolute light year away from being that synchronised. It’s clear they don’t work at it or the coaching of it is dreadful.

[Boss]

Ole will be lucky to last the weekend.  

[manwiththestick]

Tyler's tone and delivery with all the enthusiasm of a man who's just found a bag of drowned puppies.

[tokyojoe]

5 minutes ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

Right. Pressing only works if multiple players do it or its just a waste of energy. 

Tricky one for Ole that.

[Mathewbet1]

could be another cricket score

[Jordy Brouwer]

Its easy to take this for granted. Its easy to forget (or black out) how good United were for so long. 

 

Its worth practicing some gratitude as this won't last for ever. 

 

Smell those roses. 

[Special K]

Have they really given that to Silva?? Surely it was de Gea own goal.

[dockers_strike]

Bit harsh blaming DeGea, think he expected fatty to clear that.

[KMD7]

2 minutes ago, Special K said:

Have they really given that to Silva?? Surely it was de Gea own goal.

Fuck that, Silva just got me 6 points on fantasy football for it. 

[Scott_M]

I hope the mancs make a spirited 2nd half comeback to maintain Ole’s erratic drunk driving for a bit longer.

[KMD7]

Keane ready to kill Shaw and De Gea. 

[DalyanPete]

8 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

Best left back ever dontcha know

Punditry at its worst. Its a well known fact that Digne holds that lofty position.

[Tj hooker]

7 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Shaw 30m, Maguire 80m, Wan Bissaka 50m, Lindelof 35m, Bailly 30m. 

 

A 225 million back five.

 

And they're all fucking absymal.

In a sea of utter dross the fee for Slabhead still stands out as delusional, how anyone could think 80 million for that pile of shite is good value needs to see a shrink 

[Anubis]

Any chance Brown Jenkin can get into the City box and start diving? Needs must…

[polymerpunkah]

It just needs a little tweaking--maybe six at the back with two holding mid-fielders?

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

United are wank just a shame City and Chelsea are on our level if not higher.