Leicester (H) - Premier League - 21/11/2020 - 15:00 (As it stands)

[Karl_b]

Just now, Aw Geez said:

 

Cut our losses and move on. Players that spend 70% of the time injured can't even be considered cover when 40 minutes fucking ruins them.

Agreed but why would anyone else buy him? Is there a slower paced, less intensive league where he'd be less likely to pick up injuries? 

[General Dryness]

Hiw the fuck did that not go in?

[Jordy Brouwer]

ffs unlucky

[Bjornebye]

When did we sign Evans? 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Just now, ManéMan said:

He played well to be fair. Pathetic to be having a go at him for being injured.

 

No one's saying it his fault. Clearly. But we can't rely on him to even play the odd match.

[Anubis]

You jammy, jammy bastards.

[magicrat]

Just now, Colonel Kurtz said:

Fuck me Bobby is never going to score 

It was Evans trying to double his goal tally 

[Elite]

Just now, ManéMan said:

He played well to be fair. Pathetic to be having a go at him for being injured.

It's not just one injury though is it? He's a complete liability.

[Anubis]

Fucking hell, Evans, if you’d put that away you’d be on a hat-trick.

[J-V]

Just now, magicrat said:

It was Evans trying to double his goal tally 

Whilst Bobby was more worried about messing his hair up again.

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, ManéMan said:

He played well to be fair. Pathetic to be having a go at him for being injured.

Nah, nobody is blaming him for that. But being so injury prone he has to bring his best every time he's available. He hasn't done it.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

1 minute ago, ManéMan said:

He played well to be fair. Pathetic to be having a go at him for being injured.

He's always fucking injured. That's why we're having a go.

 

We've even bought another injury prone fucker to add the collection we already have.

[Anubis]

Anyone know what’s going on with the Ox. I’m losing track of all our injuries.

[Edward.]

People are expecting us to take our false teeth out and still chew our food properly.

[Section_31]

If you ask my ass, Milner is a boring man and Liverpool are lucky to be a-motherfucking-head. 

[J-V]

Just now, Anubis said:

Anyone know what’s going on with the Ox. I’m losing track of all our injuries.

That's another player that needs to be fucked off.

[MOGLET]

Keita, the new Jamie Redknapp/Kewell/Sturridge/Carrol insert any name of always injured players.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

If you ask my ass, Milner is a boring man and Liverpool are lucky to be a-motherfucking-head. 

Hahahahaha

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

Allison channelling the spirit of Clem

[J-V]

Fuck me close for them.

 

Good save.

[magicrat]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Anyone know what’s going on with the Ox. I’m losing track of all our injuries.

[Jordy Brouwer]

Phew

[Anubis]

Vardy clearly offside you wankstains.

[stringvest]

Firmino having a tremendous game.  For Leicester.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

5 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Agreed but why would anyone else buy him? Is there a slower paced, less intensive league where he'd be less likely to pick up injuries? 

 

Someone somewhere will buy him. We'll obviously lose money on the deal, but he's taking up a space in our squad that isn't justified.