Tory Cabinet Thread

[Bjornebye]

[littletedwest]

56 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

See now I'm laughing thinking of farmers lobbing a dead cow onto little Rishi 

[Gnasher]

These are excellent. I still can't get my head around them calling a member of the cabinet "the minister of common sense" 

 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

 

Possible crossover before election between established age old right wing party and new completely bonkers very far right party. 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

On a bin on Crocky Park 

 

 

[Tj hooker]

The local Tory cunt for Wrexham Sarah fucking Atherton popped up on my Facebook page last night .

I generally just forget about it but last night I thought I'd have a look at a few of the comments thank god there wasn't one saying anything good about her or the bastards she represents. 

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Farming Today is the best show at the minute.

 

The script of every episode is ‘Fuck the Tories’ repeatedly, it’s glorious.

 

This morning was bleak though 60/70% of farmers are on family tax benefits now as the post Brexit squeeze and costs have made the hand to mouth existence for most.

 

They have been told that they need to move over to Universal Credit, which has a different way of calculating needs.

 

So as the farmers are annual cycle earners they work on feast and famine and plan accordingly using the in work benefits to help them through the most fallow.

 

Now at fallow times they’re being told to find work and having sanctions if they don’t, as they are now assessed on a weekly basis, as they don’t meet the criteria.

 

Everything the Tories touch turns to shit.

I'm a little torn here.

 

I don't want people to be in the shit and suffering these horrific sanctions, but lest we forget many farmers, rich or poor, tend to be Tory voters and strong advocates for Brexit.

 

They've kind of brought this on themselves. That said, if many are now seeing the light, great.

[Arniepie]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

who invented the skip?

[Arniepie]

Mental health culture has gone too far, says Mel Stride (telegraph.co.uk)

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Arniepie said:

Mental health culture has gone too far, says Mel Stride (telegraph.co.uk)

Dear Mel Stride,

 

I've had issues with my mental health for getting on for 25 years now.

 

Despite this, I haven't yet had a long time off work due to these issues.

 

That said, I look forward to that massive nervous breakdown I've been promising myself, and if subsequently I worsen and reach the point were I decide I have to take my own life, you and your ilk are coming with me you evil sanctimonious tory cunt.

 

Yours hatefully,

 

The Creator Supreme.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Dear Mel, 

 

You’re a massive cunt.
 

You cunt.

 

Skidfingers McGonical. 

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

I'm a little torn here.

 

I don't want people to be in the shit and suffering these horrific sanctions, but lest we forget many farmers, rich or poor, tend to be Tory voters and strong advocates for Brexit.

 

They've kind of brought this on themselves. That said, if many are now seeing the light, great.

From memory I thought the majority of farmers and the NFU didn’t want to leave the EU. 
 

 

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

The local Tory cunt for Wrexham Sarah fucking Atherton popped up on my Facebook page last night .

I generally just forget about it but last night I thought I'd have a look at a few of the comments thank god there wasn't one saying anything good about her or the bastards she represents. 

I’ve had suggested friends or whatever it’s called with Johnny fucking Mercer! 
 

Having been banned from a socialist labour Facebook group I doubt that would end well if I added him. 

[Arniepie]

[Jairzinho]

Mel Stride was my local MP and I can only really apologise for not cutting out his voice box and replacing it with a bucket full of cat shit.

 

I did once refuse to shake his hand though so I am basically Che Guevara, I guess.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Mel Stride was my local MP and I can only really apologise for not cutting out his voice box and replacing it with a bucket full of cat shit.

 

I did once refuse to shake his hand though so I am basically Che Guevara, I guess.

Wayne Bridge over here 

[Section_31]

I'm still baffled as to how you can push back against a far left agenda when you're a Tory MP in a ruling Tory party which has been in power for 14 years, is backed by most of the press, and you work for a right wing TV station and interview other Tory MPs on said right wing TV show. 

 

"Archers producer says Archers is shite."  

[YorkshireRed]

I worry for all those who’ve been plucking up the courage to go and seek some professional help for the symptoms of anxiety, who now won’t feel able, due to the words of that cunt Mel Stride.

 

Words uttered in the hope that ‘his voters’ are listening. 
 

They might well be, but so is the forty something chap who’s struggling in a world where he thinks he’s supposed to ‘just get through it’.
 

Or the woman who wants to be able to share the real reason they’ve missed a few days off work recently. Not because she doesn’t want to be at work, it’s because she genuinely can’t leave the house. 
 

He’s put people on the path to suicide, or other forms of self harm, with these irresponsible words.

 

I hope the votes are worth it you fucking lowlife. 

[Arniepie]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

I worry for all those who’ve been plucking up the courage to go and seek some professional help for the symptoms of anxiety, who now won’t feel able, due to the words of that cunt Mel Stride.

 

Words uttered in the hope that ‘his voters’ are listening. 
 

They might well be, but so is the forty something chap who’s struggling in a world where he thinks he’s supposed to ‘just get through it’.
 

Or the woman who wants to be able to share the real reason they’ve missed a few days off work recently. Not because she doesn’t want to be at work, it’s because she genuinely can’t leave the house. 
 

He’s put people on the path to suicide, or other forms of self harm, with these irresponsible words.

 

I hope the votes are worth it you fucking lowlife. 

id live to know how its all linked

that cunt neill,was blaming people on the sick,for mental health issues,for the state of the economy a few weeks ago.

Then it was some back bench tory mp on gb news

now its a minister.

no way does this not come from some tufton st think tank.  

[Creator Supreme]

2 hours ago, Arniepie said:

Who is that piece of rancid hippopotamus jism?

[Arniepie]

7 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Who is that piece of rancid hippopotamus jism?

dunno but I wanna sign up to the woke brigade

[YorkshireRed]

24 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Who is that piece of rancid hippopotamus jism?

I’ve shared before, but she’s my MP. An absolute shambles of a woman.
 

That people in these parts voted her in, kept her in, and still might do so again, shames the area. 

[Creator Supreme]

25 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’ve shared before, but she’s my MP. An absolute shambles of a woman.
 

That people in these parts voted her in, kept her in, and still might do so again, shames the area. 

Andrea Jenkyns?

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

Andrea Jenkyns?

 

Yep. Lovely lady.

 

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Yep. Lovely lady.

 

Remember that photo, looks like a budgie with elephantiasis!