Watford (A) - Saturday 24 Nov 18 at 3pm

[Hades]

We are firing on very few cylinders up front and only 2 points behind one of the best sides ever.

 

Big Virg to smash in a 40 yard volley 1-0.

[aRdja]

10 hours ago, suzy said:

Was going to rep aRdja for putting the time in the title - can't though because of the midfield!

If they start with Pereyra and Hughes, they’d have four central players in their midfield. It’d be a bruising contest. Could be a bridge too far for our new midfielders. I’d save them for the PSG game. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Always a tricky game, I want to roll out of bed hung over, brush my teeth and then tarmac the M1 with my shit. 

Fuck them 12-0.

[Guest]

Liverpool's appointment of a throw-in coach was one of the most surprising signings of the summer.

 

Even manager Jurgen Klopp admitted he had never heard of the cunt role before employing Thomas Gronnemark.

 

But the Dane has made such an impact at the club in a six-month 'probation' period, that his contract has been extended to 30 June 2019.

 

And that could also be good news for England.

 

Liverpool centre-back Joe Gomez helped set up Jesse Lingard's equaliser as England beat Croatia 2-1 on Sunday to reach the finals of the inaugural Uefa Nations League.

 

The 21-year-old has "greatly improved" his throw-ins under Gronnemark's tutelage, making them a "potentially dangerous dead ball situation."

 

"Gomez's throw-in against Croatia showed it is a dangerous weapon for Liverpool and England," Gronnemark told BBC Sport. "I think it won't be used very often, but the opponents have to think twice before they put the ball out of play."

 

Gronnemark, who holds the world record for the longest throw-in at 51.33m, added: "The extension documents Liverpool's satisfaction with my work and the fact that they recognise and acknowledge the results we've achieved with the players. I hope that our hard work will be rewarded with good results when the season comes to an end in May."

 

Speaking to BBC Sport in September, Gronnemark, the self proclaimed world's first throw-in specialist, said his job was the "weirdest in the world".

 

Aside from his work with Liverpool, Gronnemark also coaches at Danish top-flight clubs FC Midtjylland and AC Horsens, and in the German Bundesliga.

[an tha]

Not that it matters but Lallana is broken again.

[Strontium]

First league defeat of the season, guaranteed.

[aRdja]

21 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

First league defeat of the season, guaranteed.

I’m not as optimistic as most on this one either.

[El Rojo]

6 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Liverpool's appointment of a throw-in coach was one of the most surprising signings of the summer.

 

Even manager Jurgen Klopp admitted he had never heard of the cunt role before employing Thomas Gronnemark.

 

But the Dane has made such an impact at the club in a six-month 'probation' period, that his contract has been extended to 30 June 2019.

 

And that could also be good news for England.

 

Liverpool centre-back Joe Gomez helped set up Jesse Lingard's equaliser as England beat Croatia 2-1 on Sunday to reach the finals of the inaugural Uefa Nations League.

 

The 21-year-old has "greatly improved" his throw-ins under Gronnemark's tutelage, making them a "potentially dangerous dead ball situation."

 

"Gomez's throw-in against Croatia showed it is a dangerous weapon for Liverpool and England," Gronnemark told BBC Sport. "I think it won't be used very often, but the opponents have to think twice before they put the ball out of play."

 

Gronnemark, who holds the world record for the longest throw-in at 51.33m, added: "The extension documents Liverpool's satisfaction with my work and the fact that they recognise and acknowledge the results we've achieved with the players. I hope that our hard work will be rewarded with good results when the season comes to an end in May."

 

Speaking to BBC Sport in September, Gronnemark, the self proclaimed world's first throw-in specialist, said his job was the "weirdest in the world".

 

Aside from his work with Liverpool, Gronnemark also coaches at Danish top-flight clubs FC Midtjylland and AC Horsens, and in the German Bundesliga.

Hope we’re billing the FA for every England goal resulting from a throw-in. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

Not that it matters but Lallana is broken again.

Needs gibbing as soon as. 

[TheHowieLama]

How can he be broken again?

 

He doesn't even play

[El Rojo]

Lots of smiling and horsing around in the offal's training photos today.

 

Watford 3 (Deeney 12, 57, 72)  Liverpool 1 (Mane 44) 

 

Allisson, Fabinho and Henderson threads bumped before final whistle.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Lallana must sleep in the bottom of a fucking Pringles tube. What's his bradford factor score?

[Grinch]

Lallana has been of no use for some time anyway 

[Guest]

I don't think he's really injured. Klopp wants to phase him out and his 'injuries' are Klopp's way of not embarrassing him publicly. 

 

That's the logical explanation as there is no way a professional footballer can get injured that much. 

[magicrat]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I don't think he's really injured. Klopp wants to phase him out and his 'injuries' are Klopp's way of not embarrassing him publicly. 

 

That's the logical explanation as there is no way a professional footballer can get injured that much. 

He's always fucking injured so see no need for Klopp to make up shit,

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

9 hours ago, an tha said:

Not that it matters but Lallana is broken again.

 

Should’ve player for Everton. First player to reach 100 career injuries.

[Jairzinho]

Let's just say this game will make the forum considerably more interesting.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, magicrat said:

He's always fucking injured so see no need for Klopp to make up shit,

That's the point though, he gets injured while recovering from an injury. That doesn't seem right.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

Let's just say this game will make the forum considerably more interesting.

We need a bit of that.

[Elite]

Lallana has some inception shit going on, an injury within an injury, within an injury.....

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

Let's just say this game will make the forum considerably more interesting.

Oh fuck. 

[Creator Supreme]

9 hours ago, El Rojo said:

Lots of smiling and horsing around in the offal's training photos today.

 

Watford 3 (Deeney 12, 57, 72)  Liverpool 1 (Mane 44) 

 

Allisson, Fabinho and Henderson threads bumped before final whistle.

That's probably not far off the mark!

[Jennings]

I’d like to see the midfield shaping up a bit. Can’t help feeling that Keita is still the key to this. 

[Anubis]

We’re going to fly this afternoon and twat them 24-0.

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Anubis said:

We’re going to fly this afternoon and twat them 24-0.

Pessimist