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1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Not the worst of all time but Umbrella is a cunt of a song.

 

”ella, ella, eh, eh, eh”

 

Fucking torture.

Bumbrella.

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1 hour ago, UnwelcomeinPeru said:

If you dislike a song I find you can sweeten the pill by replacing the word 'love' with 'bum'.

 

Such as - 'I would do anything for bum, but I won't do that'.

 

Or 'I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever going to bum you'.

We've got a thread of replacing "love" with "nob".

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I was alone thinking I was just fine
I wasn't looking for anyone to be mine
I thought bum was just a fabrication
A train that wouldn't stop at my station
Home, alone, that was my consignment
Solitary confinement
So when we met I was skirting around you
I didn't know I was looking for bum
Until I found you

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3 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Apologies there mate, but I'll stick to my statement of that song being utter shite. 

It's ok, I'll survive it.

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Not sure if anyone's added it to this thread already, but a recent contender is that 'Dance Monkey' abomination by whichever cunt created it. I fucking hate that stupid childish voice!

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I can't post it, but someone who was on here sent me Eddie Arnold, The Calling Cattle, where the fuck that came from I don't know but if anyone can post it I'll be grateful, its a 50s TV show and they're sitting on hay bales. I

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On 02/09/2020 at 16:37, UnwelcomeinPeru said:

If you dislike a song I find you can sweeten the pill by replacing the word 'love' with 'bum'.

 

Such as - 'I would do anything for bum, but I won't do that'.

 

Or 'I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever going to bum you'.

 

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I am expecting some resistance to this but what with it not being a particularly big hit 25 years ago, I am annoyed that I have heard it on the radio a couple times in the past 2 weeks and it is therefore tattooed to my brain but fucking Beautiful fucking South and Fucking Perfect 10. Absolute ear aids, catchy shite. Hate it. Cunt song. 

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I can't stand the prick doing a Elvis impression on it either. Spent way too long getting annoyed about it. Would rather have Barbie girl stuck in my head than that.

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The Piranhas, Tom Hark.

Shite but inoffensive back in the day until shite football clubs started to play it to gee up their shite supporters whenever their shite teams scored.

Winds me up no end.

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2 hours ago, Remmie said:

I am expecting some resistance to this but what with it not being a particularly big hit 25 years ago, I am annoyed that I have heard it on the radio a couple times in the past 2 weeks and it is therefore tattooed to my brain but fucking Beautiful fucking South and Fucking Perfect 10. Absolute ear aids, catchy shite. Hate it. Cunt song. 

We love our songs, in different guises.... 

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37 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

They definitely sat round discussing what women are into like a marketing focus group before writing that shite. 

They weren't wrong, either. I've dated at least three birds who absolutely loved that song.

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