Shitty Christmas Merchandise

[AngryOfTuebrook]

It's that time of year when players from all clubs have to pose with "festive" crap.

http://store.liverpoolfc.com/?_ga=1.63964399.1786055984.1448449913

 

How many photos of Emre trying to look impressed did they take before they said "Fuck it! That's the closest we're going to get."

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Mrs O'T got the West Ham Christmas catalogue today.

 

 

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

A wool West Ham onesie, fucking hell, I'd have slapped in a transfer request if the cunts demanded I modelled that piece of shite, regardless of what club I was at. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

There's something deeply unsettling about that James Collins picture, like he's just about to open the robe.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Payet seems happier carrying one tiny elf than 10 full-grown footballers.

[Thoth]

Was hoping for the Katy Perry basque at least

[Josef Svejk]

 

 

They love that Jack The Ripper look in the East End...

[Tj hooker]

Was hoping for the Katy Perry basque at least

Or at least Miss Brady in something revealing

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Or at least Miss Brady in something revealing

 

[Tj hooker]

Excellent work pal

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'd cum all over her tits and then point the dreaded finger at her, you're fired. 

[Lee909]

There's something deeply unsettling about that James Collins picture, like he's just about to open the robe.

Was thinking similar

Proper swingers/sexpest robe

[Bjornebye]

There's something deeply unsettling about that James Collins picture, like he's just about to open the robe.

I went the London aquarium a few years back and he was with his family pretty much walking alongside us the whole way. I clocked him and he noticed, could tell he was waiting for me to say something but I didn't. He then clocked me clocking his fit missus who clocked me back and then my bird clocked me clocking her and her clocking me and him clocking me clocking his bird. Clock off lad.

[Kloppite]

I went the London aquarium a few years back and he was with his family pretty much walking alongside us the whole way. I clocked him and he noticed, could tell he was waiting for me to say something but I didn't. He then clocked me clocking his fit missus who clocked me back and then my bird clocked me clocking her and her clocking me and him clocking me clocking his bird. Clock off lad.

Slightly off subject.

 

Now you have split from your missus are there any revenge pics you wish to post?

[Tj hooker]

I went the London aquarium a few years back and he was with his family pretty much walking alongside us the whole way. I clocked him and he noticed, could tell he was waiting for me to say something but I didn't. He then clocked me clocking his fit missus who clocked me back and then my bird clocked me clocking her and her clocking me and him clocking me clocking his bird. Clock off lad.

Fucking hell James Collins has a fit Mrs nothing to do with the wedge he's on of course

[Thoth]

Fucking hell James Collins has a fit Mrs nothing to do with the wedge he's on of course

As the late great Caroline Aherne said .. "What first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels"

[stringvest]

I went the London aquarium a few years back and he was with his family pretty much walking alongside us the whole way. I clocked him and he noticed, could tell he was waiting for me to say something but I didn't. He then clocked me clocking his fit missus who clocked me back and then my bird clocked me clocking her and her clocking me and him clocking me clocking his bird. Clock off lad.

 

 

I keep rereading this and it keeps making me laugh.  Well in Stig.

[SammyAftershave]

I hope they turn out in those onesies over the holiday fixtures. Outstandingly seasonal... particularly so for their fans in Lagos.

[Tony Moanero]

I like the dressing gowns.

 

Sue me.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I like how the snowman's arms are in the air, as if it's yelling "Aaaandball!"

[AlessandroForessi]

Wow.. That was nice sweatshirt. I love it. 

[Russ Atmosphere]

I like how the snowman's arms are in the air, as if it's yelling "Aaaandball!"

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

The talking Everton elves are tremendously realistic also.

 

[SammyAftershave]

I like how the snowman's arms are in the air, as if it's yelling "Aaaandball!" "Aids!"

 

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