Roberto Firmino

[Grinch]

Same problem Coutinho as, no forward in the team capable of playing football on the ground.  Fairly fucking obvious in the summer that signing a static lump would have a severly negative effect on the actual footballers in the squad.

 

We'll continue to look shit until that's resolved or on the rare occassions Sturridge is fit.

 

Luckily we've now got a manager who you can trust to do so.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Can't be easy that not one player in our attacking unit is fully match fit. Massive room for improvement by the start of Nov.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Needs to sort that barnet out and stop going down like a fanny.

What does 'barnet' mean, seriously? Also, what is 'going down like a fanny,' Alan Sex always said it was the other way round

?

[Bjornebye]

What does 'barnet' mean, seriously? Also, what is 'going down like a fanny,' Alan Sex always said it was the other way round

?

Hair-cut.

 

He went down like he had been shot near the end.

[Adebisi]

There must be some football manager virgins on the transfer committee or something.

[bonesman]

Talented player, still settling in, from a different country / league, I think when we, as others have already said get some movement and quality in front of and alongside him he'll look something like..

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Hair-cut.

 

He went down like he had been shot near the end.

Cheers

[mouse1989]

What is he actually good at? He's soft, he's not skillful, he has average first touch, he doesn't score... We'll sell him back to Germany next summer.

Utter bullshit. Watch him more than 20 mins and you'll see what a quality player he is

[robbiefowler9]

I can't work out if he's really ugly or strangely attractive. You need a bit of that.

[Denny Crane]

I wrote him off when he was playing for the ladies under 15s in Brazil.

[stringvest]

I'm not sure.  Every now and then there's a faint whiff of something delicious, then he serves up an enormous turdburger with quinoa.

[El Rojo]

Ian Rush had a worse start and he should have been bombed out too. They're all wage thieves.

[Tony Moanero]

Kwik Save carrier bags are boss.

[Jennings]

He did well today. I had low expectations...but there was a moment where he demanded the ball mid-way in our own half in a tight spot...and worked the ball into the last third with twists and deft touches.

 

There is still hope in this lad.

[Liquid football]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8o51WxhYn4

[Stickman]

If Klopp can turn us into a good side this kid will thrive and be a star but he ain't la Suarez , he ain't they type to drag everyone up a level....

[smilezzz]

I don't think he's a bad player, he's definately got some skill, but the squad right now is so unbalanced that everyone looks a bit poo in it.

 

What I don't like about him is his tendency to shit out of 50/50 challenges. At least try!

[Hades]

Sick of this cunt already. Drop him for Adam Morgan.

[Harry Squatter]

I was sick of this cunt when his Dad was selling bottles of water on the streets of Maceio to pay for his first pair of footy boots.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Superb player.

[mars]

He did well today. I had low expectations...but there was a moment where he demanded the ball mid-way in our own half in a tight spot...and worked the ball into the last third with twists and deft touches.

 

There is still hope in this lad.

Agreed. Has improved every game so far. Seems skillful and actually able to run past opponents, something very few in our team seem capable of at present.

[KMD7]

I think he'll be fine.

[El Dangerous]

What does 'barnet' mean, seriously? Also, what is 'going down like a fanny,' Alan Sex always said it was the other way round

?

 

Alan Sex used to say fannies go down like Firmino?

[aRdja]

What is he actually good at? He's soft, he's not skillful, he has average first touch, he doesn't score... We'll sell him back to Germany next summer.

Shut up cunt.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I think he'll be fine.

On account of him being a superb player... I agree.