Another plane crash

[Liverpool lad]

Reports now that the co pilot had a problem with his vision. Mental illness and eyesight problems are the two biggest fear factors for me in a pilot. For the hattrick will he have vertigo?

 

The lad can't catch a break

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Reports now that the co pilot had a problem with his vision. Mental illness and eyesight problems are the two biggest fear factors for me in a pilot. For the hattrick will he have vertigo?

Pilot death bingo.

[bouncebrigade]

Clickedly click, can't see for shit.

[manwiththestick]

Whilst he's a bad one for what he did I'm finding all the skeleton finding a little too much. So far we've had depression, hiding mental illness, sight problems and some sort of homosexual curiousness issues. It's like throwing different kinds of shit at a wall hoping one will stick.

[Bjornebye]

"And we found a rustlers wrapper in his bin for fuck sake why did no-one notice" 

[Jim MM]

Reports now that the co pilot had a problem with his vision. Mental illness and eyesight problems are the two biggest fear factors for me in a pilot. For the hattrick will he have vertigo?

Crap excuse, it's still kinda hard not to notice the big fucking mountain.

[stringvest]

Clickedly click, can't see for shit.

 

Two fat ladies, the air hostesses have gone down the nick

[stringvest]

Reports now that the co pilot had a problem with his vision. Mental illness and eyesight problems are the two biggest fear factors for me in a pilot. For the hattrick will he have vertigo?

 

should've gone to PlaneSavers

[Dr Nowt]

Reports now that the co pilot had a problem with his vision. Mental illness and eyesight problems are the two biggest fear factors for me in a pilot. For the hattrick will he have vertigo?

 

Hasn't been sober since 1982, I heard.

[stringvest]

fuckkkkkkoffff!  I'll take thelorra yiz... 

[General Dryness]

Hasn't been sober since 1982, I heard.

 

Never bought his mum a mothers day card. And a big David Hasselhoff fan too.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Hasn't been sober since 1982, I heard.

Neither have I.

 

I should apply at germanwings.

 

Their ads were all over the Tube as well. At first I thought 29£ for a Berlin tampon was a bit much.

[Anubis]

The lad can't catch a break

 

 

I'd imagine he caught quite a lot of breaks when the cockpit hit that mountain.

[Nunavut Patrick]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/air-canada-ac624-crash-lands-in-halifax-1.3013992

 

 

 

Who wants to land in a snowstorm???

 

Hit a power line...whose the bright fucking spark that decided overhead power lines are good near an airport?

[Curly]

I got a flight back from Munich recently and the plane was delayed in getting in to collect us, so we were running about 30 mins behind. The pilot then comes over the announcer and tells us that they are behind schedule as the plane has had to be repaired due to technical faults on the last 4 journeys. Why? Why tell people that? Nervous fliers are hardly put at ease like.

 

I was up for spitting at the cunt.

[ZonkoVille77]

I was on a flybe flight from Guernsey to Southampton when we were delayed cos of technical problems. Pilot said there was a computer panel error, but not to worry there was a similar plane parked up that wouldn't be flying that day and they'd take it's computer. It's like I have a bolt here that might fit, we'll give it a go.

 

Fucking berserk I went. Lashed buckets of wine into me while they sorted it out. Cunts.

[General Dryness]

I was on a flybe flight from Guernsey to Southampton when we were delayed cos of technical problems. Pilot said there was a computer panel error, but not to worry there was a similar plane parked up that wouldn't be flying that day and they'd take it's computer. It's like I have a bolt here that might fit, we'll give it a go.

 

Fucking berserk I went. Lashed buckets of wine into me while they sorted it out. Cunts.

 

Be grateful you weren't flying the next day on the one without a computer.

 

Wouldn't fill you with much hope seeing the crew piling into the cockpit with an armful of sextants, slide rules, and charts with things like "Here Be Dragons" written over all them, would it?

[ZonkoVille77]

look at this shit !! Fuck sake

 

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/we-just-kicked-the-doors-out-and-ran-air-canada-passengers-on-crashlanding-during-snowstorm-31104250.html

[Bjornebye]

Arr fucking hell. I hate flying at the best of times , last thing I need is to be boarding my death bullet when the fuckers are falling out the skies left right and centre

[setreal]

Statistically/probability-wise, it raises your chances of survival. Glad to help.

[Bjornebye]

a higher ratio of planes crashing to planes landing safely does not raise the chances of survival.

[Guest davelfc]

Reports now that the co pilot had a problem with his vision. Mental illness and eyesight problems are the two biggest fear factors for me in a pilot. For the hattrick will he have vertigo?

 

Girlfriend pregnant apparently. Son of a mass murderer, what a way to start your life. 

[JohnnyH]

I'm flying every week for the next 6 weeks.  I'll cover off the averages lads, don't worry.  I got your backs.

[bouncebrigade]

Girlfriend pregnant apparently. Son of a mass murderer, what a way to start your life. 

 

Yeah, a bit eerie alright.  I hope it's not a case of like father like son.

[old skool tom]

should just build big fuck off bridges over every country and ocean

 

 

if we can watch porn travelling from cables under the seas of the globe anything is possible

 

 

perhaps that'll get people back in back in work and off zero our contrancts?