The Local News Thread

[rubble-rouser]

On 11/08/2015 at 16:37, rubble-rouser said:

I just assumed 'rubbing bobby' was a euphmism there

Getting repoed for 2015 shit 

 

We’ll be fucked without Raheem, but Borini will come good. Thick ropes of Italian jism

[rubble-rouser]

1 minute ago, rubble-rouser said:

Getting repoed for 2015 shit 

 

We’ll be fucked without Raheem, but Borini will come good. Thick ropes of Italian jism

Just realised what I’ve one. a single neg olease

[rubble-rouser]

5 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/11393700.anthony-stallard-fined-for-pretending-to-be-ghost-in-cemetery-in-portsmouth/

 

Stiiiiig

[Tony Moanero]

Crikey, Mook has put on weight.

 

[manwiththestick]

Sad news about that crash in Cardiff, two girls and a lad dead in the car and one guy and girl found alive and now critical in hospital.

 

It seems the crash went unnoticed for a long time, sounds like they may have been there ages before being found.

 

Tragic.

[Poor Scouser T]

On 06/03/2023 at 18:30, manwiththestick said:

Sad news about that crash in Cardiff, two girls and a lad dead in the car and one guy and girl found alive and now critical in hospital.

 

It seems the crash went unnoticed for a long time, sounds like they may have been there ages before being found.

 

Tragic.

Maybe I'm weird or read situations wrong but two poor kids are dead and another two critical in ICU. So people get together with balloons and fireworks. Loads recording it on their phones. Why would you want to do this? Least of all record it to watch it back.

Do people not have quiet dignity anymore?

Expecting armbands and a minutes silence at the match at the weekend. This constant grief celebration IMO diminishes the actually reality of a terrible event.

 

[Lurtz]

3 hours ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Maybe I'm weird or read situations wrong but two poor kids are dead and another two critical in ICU. So people get together with balloons and fireworks. Loads recording it on their phones. Why would you want to do this? Least of all record it to watch it back.

Do people not have quiet dignity anymore?

Expecting armbands and a minutes silence at the match at the weekend. This constant grief celebration IMO diminishes the actually reality of a terrible event.

 

I bet the local wildlife are chuffed to bits with all the debris from balloons and fireworks. It's a terrible business but fuck me, what a bunch of bellends. 

[Poor Scouser T]

8 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

I bet the local wildlife are chuffed to bits with all the debris from balloons and fireworks. It's a terrible business but fuck me, what a bunch of bellends. 

You could have at least the compassion to wait until the two kids who are critical are sorted out one way or the other.

[Anubis]

35 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

I bet the local wildlife are chuffed to bits with all the debris from balloons and fireworks. It's a terrible business but fuck me, what a bunch of bellends. 

It was the local wildlife doing it….

[lifetime fan]

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/local-news/shocked-locals-spot-30-foot-8411136?fbclid=IwAR23zjjYIbvXobivuADd52r0pyjC9MBG3arUGA_0TE2K2AYu_oz5e1rOcxo
 

 

[sir roger]

We went to see the Cerne Abbas giant a few years back, without realising you can only see it from about half a mile away and he therefore looks like he is a bit cold.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/local-news/shocked-locals-spot-30-foot-8411136?fbclid=IwAR23zjjYIbvXobivuADd52r0pyjC9MBG3arUGA_0TE2K2AYu_oz5e1rOcxo
 

 

'Royal fans' What the fuck? This country is fucked.

[Anubis]

 

 

Quote

Steve Feltham has dedicated his life to solving the mystery of the Loch Ness Monster.

He gave up his job and sold his home in Dorset to move to Dores on the shores of the loch in 1991.

 

Now, after more than 30 years of searching for Nessie, he said he thought the task would have been easier.

 

Who would have thought that sighting and documenting a fictional monster would be this difficult?

[Mudface]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

 

 

Who would have thought that sighting and documenting a fictional monster would be this difficult?

 

Haha, the headline's like something out of the Onion. At the bottom of the article, there's a link to one from 2016 where he's basically saying the same things on the 25th anniversary of wasting his time.

[Bob]

Watching the BBC News at 10 earlier and they were talking about the stabbing of 4 kids in a play ground in the south of France by a Syrian fella, when all of a sudden Anthony Le Tallec, in a Liverpool training top, Le Gem himself, is on the telly as an eyewitness.

 

[Bjornebye]

Just been sent this, Birchfield sports & social club in Widnes right now. Awful. Hope nobody was in there when it started ! 
 

 

[Fugitive]

52 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Just been sent this, Birchfield sports & social club in Widnes right now. Awful. Hope nobody was in there when it started ! 
 

 

Two words… Den Perry

 

 

[manwiththestick]

It's been derelict/closed for a while now, was only a matter of time before it mysteriously caught fire.

[Section_31]

Tragic the demise of social clubs. Any night out which started with a birthday bash of someone you only half know at a social club were always the best.

[Section_31]

[Bjornebye]

They've had this wooden pirate ship for kids in Crocky park, the other night some cunts have burnt it down. Summer holidays and all. Some horrible fuckers out there. 
 

 

[manwiththestick]

Twats the lot of them.

[Mudface]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

I'd like to crane kick Oscar off the top of the slide, the precocious little cunt.

[Strontium]

6 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

That's about a two minute walk from my mother-in-law's house.

 

I don't think she did it.

[Anubis]

A little part of the city’s colour extinguished.

 

 

Around Liverpool

 

@aroundliv

 

Sad news this. The crazy old soul who used to play all the awful music in town has died. He was that bad he was funny and become somewhat of an icon in the city. Shine on you crazy diamond. You will be remembered. He was boss him. R.I.P Pete.