The shitness of modern football

[Gym Beglin]

https://instagram.com/p/h_huhrJos_/embed/captioned/?v=4"

 

One of Sterling's rooms in his house, obviously child-friendly.

 

But aside from that, he's using his fingers to work out how many bitches he's got.

 

He's not even bothered to bottle-up the mini-fridge but he's still running it, which is just a waste of money.

[Gym Beglin]

Fuck trying to embed an image.

 

I tried to use the .... thing but still didn't work.

[Tony Moanero]

Funnneeeee doesn't know.

[Dr Nowt]

Funnneeeee doesn't, no.

[Gym Beglin]

Oh for fucks sake tell me how to embed an image.   And also GIF's.

 

For the love of god.

[Tony Moanero]

Oh for fucks sake tell me how to embed an image. And also GIF's.

Yer ma.

[Section_31]

"Any man of 26 who doesn't know how to embed an image can consider himself a failure" - Margaret Thatcher

[Kant]

https://instagram.com/p/h_huhrJos_/embed/captioned/?v=4"

One of Sterling's rooms in his house, obviously child-friendly.

But aside from that, he's using his fingers to work out how many bitches he's got.

He's not even bothered to bottle-up the mini-fridge but he's still running it, which is just a waste of money.

That looks fucking shit, tacky as fuck.

Like you say, where's all the fucking booze?

And what's with the creepy Michael Jackson motif?

[General Dryness]

Funnneeeee doesn't, no.

Funnneeeee isn't, no.

[Trumo]

And what's with the creepy Michael Jackson motif?

 

They both shared a common interest in having loads of kids.

 

 

What?

[neko]

"Any man of 26 who doesn't know how to embed an image can consider himself a failure" - Margaret Thatcher

 

I thought it was Churchill who said that ?

[Dr Nowt]

The word fume being both mis and over-used.

 

I'm anger about it.

[RedKnight]

Might get a lot of rep that.

[General Dryness]

The word fume being both mis and over-used.

 

I'm anger about it.

I'm agog and aghast.

[cloggypop]

Anyone fancy being Jermaine Defoe's Executive Personal Assistant?

 

http://www.secsinthecity.co.uk/job/3571129/executive-personal-assistant/?TrackID=110426&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=240815&cmpid=NLC_SITC_240815_job4

[Tony Moanero]

Anyone fancy being Jermaine Defoe's Executive Personal Assistant? http://www.secsinthecity.co.uk/job/3571129/executive-personal-assistant/?TrackID=110426&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=240815&cmpid=NLC_SITC_240815_job4

What a lazy cunt.

[Jairzinho]

Anyone fancy being Jermaine Defoe's Executive Personal Assistant? http://www.secsinthecity.co.uk/job/3571129/executive-personal-assistant/?TrackID=110426&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=240815&cmpid=NLC_SITC_240815_job4

 

That is brilliant.

 

He basically can't be arsed to be a human any more.

[Harry Squatter]

And order him a load of brasses whilst maintaining confidentiality at all times.

[Russ Atmosphere]

On call 24/7 to restock that lazy cunt's fridge for him? Who would agree to that?

[Tony Moanero]

That is brilliant.

 

He basically can't be arsed to be a human any more.

The lazy cunt.

[Section_31]

I'd only do that job if there was some conceivable way of ripping him off.

[Jairzinho]

I'd only do that job if there was some conceivable way of ripping him off.

 

Hmm, would it be possible to trick Jermaine Defoe...

[Special K]

Made me laugh on more than one occasion

 

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/do-i-want-to-be-jermain-defoes-pa-609?utm_source=vicetwitteruk

[Megadrive Man]

On call 24/7 to restock that lazy cunt's fridge for him? Who would agree to that?

 

All for a years wage of less than he earns in a week at Sunderland!

[Mil-ing Around]

• Help to plan and organising special yearly calendar events i.e. (Mother’s day, Fathers Day, Easter, Black history month, Bonfire Night, Christmas, New years etc.)

 

 

Push the cunt in the bonfire and have the year off