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Sturridge injured again....


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The one with the Everton tattoo on her arse, stick a plaster on it and the smelly one probably. The fat one can go swivel, (but not on my cock obviously).

 

Wrong play there going with the smelly one, the fat one definitely sucks a mean cock and is also just grateful you've given picked her for a big game so she's going to do loads to impress. The smelly one probably thinks she's shit hot and doesn't even know she smells like a bag of cat piss.

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If BR can't get funds he needs to sell and buy 2 strikers asap. You have to just forget Daniel for this season and deal with the reality that we fucked it transfers wise, sit down reassess and get something out of this clusterfuck of a situation. Make or break Brendan. If you freeze in the headlights and keep playing one up, you are a dead man walking. If he can't get funds then try Sterling and Lallana so we at least have some pace and interplay around the opposition box. 

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I think we needed another Striker in January before this news so I guess now it's almost imperative if we're to salvage the hope of the Top 4 finish.

 

I also wasn't exactly in the camp of "Just get Daniel back and everything will be alright again" either although of course it would be a massive boost.

 

Maybe Borini needs to get a proper run in the team now?  

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This season is starting to resemble 1999/00 in many ways, when we went for games on end without Fowler and Owen, and had to rely on Camara up top with Berger tucked in behind, and Meijer on the bench. Back then, Houllier decided to try and make up for a lack of attacking punch by putting 3 young and mobile players in the midfield 4 with Hamann mopping up just behind them. Thompson didn't last long but Murphy and especially Gerrard came on in leaps and bounds. Of course transfer windows weren't as restrictive as they are now, so Houllier was able to add Heskey with a couple of months of the season left.

 

Seems more like the season our star striker left, his replacement busted his leg & all the rest were crap/got injured and we had to resort to Mellor, Pongolle and the like.

 

And we won it 5 times!

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Wrong play there going with the smelly one, the fat one definitely sucks a mean cock and is also just grateful you've given picked her for a big game so she's going to do loads to impress. The smelly one probably thinks she's shit hot and doesn't even know she smells like a bag of cat piss.

 

Here speaks the voice of experience.

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