little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Mudface]

6 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Another bathroom visit and another brutal experience. Not quite tear enduring this time but still an 8.5 on the sphincter scale.

 

I have to go on a decent road trip later, driving 3 hours away. The big question is, will I shite myself, and will there be blood? 

Big decision to make- either bung yourself up with Immodium and hope that works for the trip and you're not in agony tomorrow morning when it wears off. Or let it go and try and get it all out before you go. First one's probably less risky, but the second is more sensible. Tricky...

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

This is never ending. What have I done to deserve this pain?

[manwiththestick]

51 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Another bathroom visit and another brutal experience. Not quite tear enduring this time but still an 8.5 on the sphincter scale.

 

I have to go on a decent road trip later, driving 3 hours away. The big question is, will I shite myself, and will there be blood? 

I foresee a Dirty Sanchez.

[YorkshireRed]

57 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Keep the updates coming 

Poosflashes. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The phrase "What I will say is..."

 

It's seeping out of the realms of oily politicians into everyday parlance.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

The phrase "What I will say is..."

 

It's seeping out of the realms of oily politicians into everyday parlance.

"It's important to recognise....." 

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

Escape to the Cuntry! Irritating snobby rich bastards invading areas that just don't want them! Walking around spouting shit like 'we've only got half a mil in the budget'.

 

Get in the fucking sea!

[Arniepie]

4 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Escape to the Cuntry! Irritating snobby rich bastards invading areas that just don't want them! Walking around spouting shit like 'we've only got half a mil in the budget'.

 

Get in the fucking sea!

I saw a clip of one yesterday where They didnt buy some fuck.off house as the cottage they owned was too close

 

[Creator Supreme]

8 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

I saw a clip of one yesterday where They didnt buy some fuck.off house as the cottage they owned was too close

 

Today's cunts were moving from Northwood in London to South Wales! Somebody ring the Sons of Glyndwr!

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Creator Supreme said:

Today's cunts were moving from Northwood in London to South Wales! Somebody ring the Sons of Glyndwr!

They disbanded after the Harry Potter films.

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

They disbanded after the Harry Potter films.

Lazy nationalist tarts!

[Harry's Lad]

11 hours ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

Anus-destroying chilli shits.

 

I've been a fan of chilli's over the years but usually get bad guts the next day. I've haven't had much spice this last while and had a jalfrezzi at my mates last night. It tasted incredibly hot, moreso than any jalfrezzi I've ever had. But I had a few drinks and got on with it. Just out of practice. 

 

Well, this morning I've spent 4 trips to the bathroom and each time had tears rolling down my face with the pain. Brutal. So much regret. Never again.

Ask him for the recipe, I could do with a good clearout.

[easytoslip]

Just about everything these days, peoples behaviour in general. 

Dystopia. 

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Just about everything these days, peoples behaviour in general. 

Dystopia. 

I feel your pain. What the fuck is wrong with people? 

[chrisbonnie]

16 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Escape to the Cuntry! Irritating snobby rich bastards invading areas that just don't want them! Walking around spouting shit like 'we've only got half a mil in the budget'.

 

Get in the fucking sea!

You forgot the 200k over spend as well. 

 

Then your missus turning to you and saying. "isn't that great" 

 

Yeah, it fucking should do, it cost the guts of million ffs 

[Bobby Hundreds]

We've brought you to this house but it's 50 grand over budget. Oh great why not take me to Buckingham Palace because I can't afford that cunt either Jules.

 

Some of the houses are unbelievable I often think what the fuck do you do for a living you're both 23 with a French bulldog and youre buying a 2.5 million pound house.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

19 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

We've brought you to this house but it's 50 grand over budget. Oh great why not take me to Buckingham Palace because I can't afford that cunt either Jules.

 

Some of the houses are unbelievable I often think what the fuck do you do for a living you're both 23 with a French bulldog and youre buying a 2.5 million pound house.

 

Mummy and Daddy left them a small trust fund of just double digit millions.

[Arniepie]

I saw another one where they were shown round some sprawling farmhouse worth about half a million and the woman complained because the ceiling was too low.

 

Presumably there is a special place in hell reserved for these cunts.

[General Dryness]

14 hours ago, Arniepie said:

I saw another one where they were shown round some sprawling farmhouse worth about half a million and the woman complained because the ceiling was too low.

 

Presumably there is a special place in hell reserved for these cunts.

When you've got enough money that you can pick and choose, things like that are deal breakers.

 

Most of us would be happy as long as the ceilings are above floor level.

[Creator Supreme]

I've opened a can of worms here haven't I? I don't care, I hate all shows like that, Homes Under The Hammer (slum landlord propaganda vehicle), a place in the sun (escape to the cuntry in a warmer climate), the slop Kirsty Allshite fronts with that baldy gimp.

 

Forget the sea, get in the centre of a volcano you cunts!

[A Red]

What gets me is the House in the Sun types who find their ideal place that ticks all the boxes but she wont have it because the view from the 3rd bedroom isn't quite right.

[KMD7]

57 minutes ago, A Red said:

What gets me is the House in the Sun types who find their ideal place that ticks all the boxes but she wont have it because the view from the 3rd bedroom isn't quite right.

Yeah that grinds my fucking gears. I'd be shit on that and pick the first house shown. Show would be over after 10 minutes

[Elite]

1 hour ago, KMD7 said:

Yeah that grinds my fucking gears. I'd be shit on that and pick the first house shown. Show would be over after 10 minutes

"The big issue is that the ceiling is made out of asbestos."

 

"Fuck it, it'll do."

[Bjornebye]

Middle class attention seekers going on telly with no intention to buy anyway shocker 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Keep seeing it said that the likes of Elon Musk or Bezos shouldn't have to pay tax because they pay the wages of so many people who all pay tax. What kind of logic is that. Musk and Bezos pay people for their services be it skill set or labour and those people pay their own fucking taxes. Should anybody who employs someone not have to pay taxes. I pay a window cleaner and someone to cut my grass I ain't paying no taxes those twats can pay for me.