Being made to take your shoes off in someone's house

[janmolby]

We recently done up our house so everything is virtually new, its embarrassing when people come in and sheepishly take their shoes off. I'm not arsed just leave them on. When the father in law is passing he will leave them on and crane his neck into the living room. Just walk in the room you fucking meff.

[Red_or_Dead]

Shagged a bird once with three toes on each foot, she was from Leigh.

 

That explains it then.

 

Is this the same one from the other thread who was complaining you pulled out of her arse?

 

Typical Leightard behaviour.

[Carradona]

And have to touch the seat, although I see that you men have to, no thanks. I wonder what percentage of men leave the seat up. The men in my house are very well trained (dont think Mr Champ needed training in that department) but its really noticeable when other people come calling

 

So what? You are (assumingly) going to wash your hands after you wipe your vag, so what does it matter if you have had to touch the toilet seat?

[Captain Turdseye]

So what? You are (assumingly) going to wash your hands after you wipe your vag so what does it matter if you have had to touch the toilet seat?

 

There's that famous Irish charm.

[Unrighteous]

Bacteria-filled mist - Yes, that's right, when you flush the toilet a mist is created. That mist is filled with bacteria. Studies have shown that the mist can travel several feet away every time you flush. So this means it reaches your toothbrushes, towels, shower curtains, every hard surface and probably you while you are still standing there - maybe looking down in the toilet. The toilet lid should be closed before flushing.

 

 

Only nasty fuckers don't lower the lid for the toilet before they flush.

[Guest davelfc]

And have to touch the seat, although I see that you men have to, no thanks. I wonder what percentage of men leave the seat up. The men in my house are very well trained (dont think Mr Champ needed training in that department) but its really noticeable when other people come calling

 

Is it Mr Champ or Mr Chimp?

 

In my apartment I leave my toilet seat up, if I need to put it down I am washing my hands soon anyway. I encourage my daughters to leave the seat up but they're not easy to train females, it's almost as if they have a mind of their own sometimes.

[jsims]

Only true and utter tramps wear shoes on in the house

 

Take them off you dirty rats

 

Fuckin hell, first Northface jackets now this.....explains alot about some of the people on here

[Champ]

Only true and utter tramps wear shoes on in the house

 

Take them off you dirty rats

 

Fuckin hell' date=' first Northface jackets now this.....explains alot about some of the people on here[/quote']

 

Maybe you need to find a site more compatible with your tastes. Just saying....

[Champ]

 

Is it Mr Champ or Mr Chimp?

 

In my apartment I leave my toilet seat up' date=' if I need to put it down I am washing my hands soon anyway. I encourage my daughters to leave the seat up but they're not easy to train females, it's almost as if they have a mind of their own sometimes.[/quote']

 

I'd have to clean the loo every time I used it if I had to see what was festering under the seat every time I had to put it down!

[moof]

Wood is colder than carpet, it's not cosy at all. As a barefeet at home kind of guy wood is fucking horrible.

 

I fear for the youth of the nation at your hands sometimes, I really do.

 

Well, it depends really. If you have the proper insulation and use the right type of wood then it should be fine. I like to go barefoot so have the downstairs floors heated.

[Stu Monty]

Well, it depends really. If you have the proper insulation and use the right type of wood then it should be fine. I like to go barefoot so have the downstairs floors heated.

 

Oh, right.

 

How do you have the swimming pool and tennis court? They underfloor heated too? How about gold-plated?

[Delmar]

I wear only cool shoes or boots. I'll leave them on, thank you. Carpets? Those are the dirtiest things on the planet. No carpets in my house, just stone, wood and metal. Easy to clean...

[Bjornebye]

Going to the pub before the game walking around in piss, then go visit a mate walking around on his carpet with your shoes on, happy days.

 

why not just go the pub, go your mates then go walking round in piss afterwards?

[moof]

Oh, right.

 

How do you have the swimming pool and tennis court? They underfloor heated too? How about gold-plated?

 

It was massively cheaper than getting carpets fitted.

[A_S]

The burning question is still:

 

At what age is it no longer 'acceptable' to be playing FIFA and/or PES with mates?

[Bjornebye]

The burning question is still:

 

At what age is it no longer 'acceptable' to be playing FIFA and/or PES with mates?

 

16. by this time you should be out drinking, taking e's and banging birds.

[A Red]

The whole of our house has wooden floors and I find it much more practical than carpets.

 

It was the missus's idea, on the basis that when she buys furniture or fittings they're to last 20 years at least. Carpets get worn, dirty, burnt etc and need replacing every so many years, wooden floors dont. The only problem with them would be stiletto heels.

 

So people leaving shoes on or off doesnt matter really

[setreal]

Shagged a bird once with three toes on each foot.

 

Isn't this rather common among the avian species?

[Jorge Borge]

Bacteria-filled mist - Yes, that's right, when you flush the toilet a mist is created. That mist is filled with bacteria. Studies have shown that the mist can travel several feet away every time you flush. So this means it reaches your toothbrushes, towels, shower curtains, every hard surface and probably you while you are still standing there - maybe looking down in the toilet. The toilet lid should be closed before flushing.

 

 

Only nasty fuckers don't lower the lid for the toilet before they flush.

 

I agree with this wholeheartedly. It's a pot that many people shit into on numerous occasions every single day. If someone's gone to the trouble of fixing a lid to it, use it.

 

And regarding shoes, I take them off wherever I go. Mainly because it's more comfortable but also for the hygiene. The majority of carpets must be disgustingly dirty; wood/tiles and a snug pair of carpet slippers and away you go.

[Mathewbet1]

I normally go around my mates house, leave my shoes on and walk right into his living room (Brand new cream axe-mister shag pile carpet), take his sky remote an proceed to watch what i want. Before leaving I usually take his Mrs upstairs give her a quick back-scuttling, wipe cock on curtains and leave.

[Carradona]

There's that famous Irish charm.

 

Never got me in trouble before, this charm of mine.

[VladimirIlyich]

I normally go around my mates house' date=' leave my shoes on and walk right into his living room (Brand new cream axe-mister shag pile carpet), take his sky remote an proceed to watch what i want. Before leaving I usually take his Mrs upstairs give her a quick back-scuttling, wipe cock on curtains and leave.[/quote']

 

Is this as true as your transfer rumours?

[Antynwa]

I used to have a serious case of Plantar Warts as a kid, I'm talking at least 1/3 of my feet covered in them.

 

Throw in a bit of athletes foot and you've got some of the most vile things you've ever seen.

 

I always insisted on wearing my shoes wherever i went.