Have you learned anything useful today?

[The Flâneur]

I recently learned that a car sun visor can be turned to the side window. I'm 34.

[Rex Banner]

I recently learned that a car sun visor can be turned to the side window. I'm 34.

 

Haha, I remember seeing that for the first time as a kid and thinking what the fuck is that weirdo doing with their sun visor, that's not how it works..

[Champ]

Well, yesterday, but who's quibbling....that as a result of my scientific experiment I discovered that men arent arsed about birthdays....and all along I thought it was just Mr Champ's dysfunctional upbringing....and all they're looking for is a shag somewhere in the proceedings

[Captain Turdseye]

Well, yesterday, but who's quibbling....that as a result of my scientific experiment I discovered that men arent arsed about birthdays....and all along I thought it was just Mr Champ's dysfunctional upbringing....and all they're looking for is a shag somewhere in the proceedings

 

Much like the other 364 days a year.

[s(k)aturation]

Well, yesterday, but who's quibbling....that as a result of my scientific experiment I discovered that men arent arsed about birthdays....and all along I thought it was just Mr Champ's dysfunctional upbringing....and all they're looking for is a shag somewhere in the proceedings

 

All I'm after on my birthday is a carvery at the MCG Long Room, preferably by myself.

[Flying Pig]

"Never accidently look at gay porn whilst watching normal porn when you have a stiffy cos it makes you feel all gay and I actually went stiffer!". Lurzt said that to me once. True story.

[Flying Pig]

I also learnt that by running in front of my birds car scattering rice krispies in front of the tyres it makes exactly the same sound as a posh gravel path and is also a lot cheaper.

[Anubis]

That xenophobia and mob rule wins, and an institution I love is crippled by cowardice. Maybe loved might be more appropriate.

 

A shit day indeed.

[Red Banjo]

^

That, I learned that also.

[Lurtz]

Flying pig is a lying old queen.

[Pony Princess]

Recruitment agencies are complete bastards and even though you might find one who seems cool, you can be assured they are actually cunts. If you assume they are cunts from the start, life will be easier.

[VladimirIlyich]

Ive learned that when you root your mobile phone dont delete something without backing it up first.

 

Old dog and new tricks.

[Champ]

Ive learned that when you root your mobile phone dont delete something without backing it up first.

 

Old dog and new tricks.

 

Have you not got it sorted yet?

 

And I have just learned that eating croissant and playing on here do not go well together

[Bobby Hundreds]

I learned that when it snows the eyes become enlarged.

[Champ]

I learned that when it snows the eyes become enlarged.

 

Today? Where are you?

[Trumo]

Bump.

 

Apparently, Anny Road is the Dog Whisperer.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The word "exonym".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I recently learned that a car sun visor can be turned to the side window. I'm 34.

OK.

That's two things today.

[clockspeed]

Sister in law  told me that on  all fuel dials on cars there is an arrow head which points to side of car filler cap is on. Turns out bitch is telling the truth

 

The dials on a toaster for "doneness" are minutes . Plausible another female " how do you not fucking know that" one 

[Rico1304]

Trampolining is fucking hard work, seriously fucking knackering.

[manwiththestick]

Yes. We went to Bounce Below a couple of years ago. Now I'm quite a fit chap, do lots of cycling, running and footy but I was in bulk for two days after an hour of jumping round in the caves.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Sister in law told me that on all fuel dials on cars there is an arrow head which points to side of car filler cap is on. Turns out bitch is telling the truth

 

The dials on a toaster for "doneness" are minutes . Plausible another female " how do you not fucking know that" one

I've tested the toaster one. It's not true.

[TheBitch]

Wakefield is full of cunts.

[SammyAftershave]

Not to attempt to multi-quote on here.

[George Costanza]

Wakefield is full of cunts.

 

You can probably expand that to the whole of Yorkshire