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In my long distant youth there was always a more or less friendly rivalry between the clubs and when I first started attending matches the main taunt that they had was that we were second division while they were still in the first division. Of course then along came Bill and we were back to competing on even terms and regularly beating them. The 5 - 0 stands out in my memory. The last decade or so the shithousery has started becoming more of a part of both the team and their support. After Prickford and Richarlisons assaults last season I really started to detest them. I have started hoping they'd go down some months ago but after Sunday my contempt knows no bounds. I'm generally a fairly affably character (unless people post photos without captions) but complaining about Gordon wanting a penalty after clearly cutting in front of Joel and standing on his foot and that pinhead cunt Richarlisons assaulting Hendo (he clearly waits, takes aim and lays the studs in, a premeditated attempt at crippling our captain, cast iron red, should have been at least a 5 match ban) my bile has been riled and my piss well and truly boiled. I hope Richarlison does major damage to his knees/ankles/anything diving this weekend, something that puts the cunt out of action for months. This would have the triple advantage of keeping him out of the team, making him unsaleable over summer and being a black hole in their finances for next season. He's supposedly the target for many teams but really is only suited to Atleticos style of shithousery. I hope that fat Tory cunt has a contract that would break them if they try to sack him giving him the opportunity to go for quadruple - 4 consecutive relegations, and getting beaten at home to Tranmere in the last game of the season in the second division sending them to the Conference. Although I relish the 3 points and cementing them in the relegation zone, I don't think I've ever been this pissed off 36 hours after a win. Rant over, as you were chaps.

intifada been for der redshite wed be werld champions lad

If we sign any more midfielders we will have tchouameni

In fairness, Fletch, the Etihad falls silent when City score, let alone Madrid.

Welcomed with the traditional greeting of punches while carrying a small child.

Hamas Rodriguez.

All it takes is for one Evertonian to boycott their pizza and then the rest will follow shortly after. A Domino’s effect…

They are the scum of Liverpool to be fair, they always have been. If a tradesman turns up to your nan's house and you hear a Z Cars ringtone, best believe her Royal Doulton are ending up on a Facebook buy/sell page and your granddad's ashes are going in the sink.

Seems Thiago's young daughter shares our disdain for our mutant neighbours

From a comments section under Lampard claiming Mo gets that penalty: Touches per foul this season- Richarlison 12.1 Gordon 17.4 Grealish 19 Zaha 19.8 Kane 20.1 Saka 21.5 Sterling 25.9 Son 40.3 .... Salah 62.9

He'd be a natural selection.

Kind of annoyed with myself for turning that off after 90 seconds like a fucking child now.

Bring back away goals!

They need to just fuck the fuck off. They cut to the crowd after that goal and half of them are just stood there chatting like they're waiting for a bus or something. Fucking losers.

Dunking a chocolate malted milk biscuit in my tea, it just started to fall in to the tea, I rescued it just in time only for it to flip over the rim of the cup splashing tea all over my work. The biscuit then fell on to the sleeve of my jumper before completing its voyage by leaping onto to my trousers. Both absolutely covered in melted chocolate. I've been completely had off by a fucking biscuit.

What sort of fucking talk is this?

At what point do we send Louis Theroux in?

I hope they do an Oldham. They'll have the flashiest stadium in the Conference - the National Conference not the European one.

I thought that was a poor performance by Real Madrid, so to be just one goal behind and a second leg at home they must be delighted with that. City still seem to have a bit of a complex about this competition which will hopefully benefit us if we do meet them in Paris. Also, nice one Benzema, won me £80 off a £5 free bet.

Benzema’s penalty was coolness personified. The BT Sport team have mentioned all the factors that made it a pressure penalty, apart from the knobhead City fans shining lasers in his face.

Jesus has been brilliant since Easter. I think being dead for a few days has done him the world of good.

You must have been a terrible shag mate!

Can't stand Real Madrid, but would be made up to see them get a good result tonight.

The 0-2 derby under the Owl and FSG had just taken over. Those cunts were singing "Going down!" to us. Our response: "So are we!!!"

Edited the dog out of the photo for you.

Which ever way you look at it, they are still moaning about a spurious penalty decision, we have moved on and are preparing for a Champions League Semi Final.

Fuck Everton and fuck their Uncle Tom support.

“Can I, can I read you something Frank?” really, the scale of their plight was illustrated by the smallness of their gameplan, a full-on spoiling exercise that was still only good enough for an hour’s respite. “Not my words Frank, the words of The Guardian”

First half was a farce, mainly because Stuart Atwell is hopelessly out of his depth and his weak officiating gave them free rein to stop the game every few minutes. The way he allowed them to surround him with every decision, then chat constantly to them again and again and then give TWO minutes added time? I guess we have to be thankful he didn't totally let them spoil the game by falling for Gordon's diving but a stronger ref would have stopped their shithousery much earlier

If Real Madrid don't get the ball out to Vinicius to run at Fernandinho at every chance Ancelotti should sack himself.

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Everton are used to paying over inflated prices for a mediocre product so it might actually hit dominoes harder than they think.

I'd be starting Konate, Hendo and Diaz so there's three changes from Sunday. The last two are probably in our best side anyway and playing Matip every three days is asking for trouble. I also think Kostas should be getting more game time as he's never let us down. If he doesn't start we should be looking to give him the last 30 minutes at least. The only other changes I'd be thinking about are giving Thiago and Trent a rest - but maybe best dealt with by using the bench.

Me neither. There will always be complaints about outsiders taking up ticket allocations in general but this how football is now,a global support. Unless you are Everton who are all born with 3 miles of a battered wife's screams.

This way down in Bb tuning makes your geetar sound orgasmic.

Absofuckinglutely. When they unveiled him as manager with a picture of all the trophies he'd won as a player, that showed the full extent of the board's thinking.

Some count that plays for Liverpoul?

I always find this repulsive, you know for a fact that the dog was licking it's arsehole, not 5 minutes before.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

It's so fucking tedious, like watching Doctor Octopus play table tennis against Stevie Wonder.