Boris Johnson

[Jack the Sipper]

38 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Even the cap-doffing serfs think he's a cunt.

 

 

I could only hear boos. Turns out my hearing is faulty. Trust old Auntie to put me right.

 

 

[TD_LFC]

35 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

Well, he's not resigned or been kicked out by his MPs yet, if that's what you mean. He is fucked, though. His days are numbered. He's a lame duck, operating entirely at the whim of the few people that are keeping him in office. He's u-turning on every fucking thing he announces because he has no support for his decisions. He's proving to be an election loser, which negates the only reason his parliamentary party suffered him in the first instance. Why else do you think we've got his remaining supporters (Patel et al) doing the rounds talking about how damaging a leadership election would be unless they know one was imminent, one that would at the least further damage his standing?

 

Even the royalists outside St Paul's were booing him today. He's lost them, he's lost the Tory party.

Somebody more cynical than me would predict that when he's on the precipice, and it looks like he has no other option than to resign, Durham police will pluck a fine out of their arses and the the fallout will distract people long enough for him to burrow in deeper. 

[Chairman Meow]

He's a malignant cunt. 

[Anubis]

So Carrie Antoinette has finally surfaced, like Bruce before he attacked The Orca.

[Chip Butty]

55 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Even the cap-doffing serfs think he's a cunt.

 

 

Sky called it as a mixed reception with that inbred Wigan twat Kay Burley pushing the mixed reception. Nothing mixed, clear and evident booing you Tory cunt. 

[magicrat]

Pity the cunt didn't get an egging.  

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

Even the cap-doffing serfs think he's a cunt.

 

 

The thing is, they're the queen's serfs. And Johnson allowed a party while she was mourning her husband. But be sure come the next election, they'll be back in his corner dismissing whoever leads labour as communist/boring/can't be trusted with our money etc etc. 

[Jack the Sipper]

18 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Sky called it as a mixed reception with that inbred Wigan twat Kay Burley pushing the mixed reception. Nothing mixed, clear and evident booing you Tory cunt. 

Even the fucking Telegraph called it for what it was.

 

 

[Chip Butty]

7 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Pity the cunt didn't get an egging.  

Ostrich eggs hopefully.

[Gnasher]

Sir Mickeytake is on form;

 

 

[Anubis]

 

If ever a look said off with their heads.

[Gnasher]

The crowd weren't booing they were actually chanting 'boris' according to his very strange twitter fan club.

[Pete]

2 hours ago, Gnasher said:

The crowd weren't booing they were actually chanting 'boris' according to his very strange twitter fan club.

So Boooooris?

[Kevin D]

His wife looks very nice today.

[Section_31]

6 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

His wife looks very nice today.

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

35 minutes ago, Pete said:

So Boooooris?

I was saying Boo-urns. 

[Kevin D]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

 

If the country is to heal, we must look beyond our echo chambers and admit when someone is fit.

[Barrington Womble]

5 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

If the country is to heal, we must look beyond our echo chambers and admit when someone is fit.

You're just thinking about smashing her head into the headboard while doing her from behind aren't you? It's not the sex, it's the brain damage? 

[polymerpunkah]

How can you trust anyone who can't put on a hat properly?

 

All she needs are a couple golf balls on wires and she'd look just like Saturn.

[Guest]

27 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

How can you trust anyone who can't put on a hat properly?

 

All she needs are a couple golf balls on wires and she'd look just like Saturn.

She's getting dangerously close to Uranus.

[Jack the Sipper]

 

Liz Truss there desperately trying not to look overjoyed, Patel wondering how many immigrants she can send to Rwanda before a leadership election, and Carrie looking at nudes of Zac Goldsmith.

[Special K]

7 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

Liz Truss there desperately trying not to look overjoyed, Patel wondering how many immigrants she can send to Rwanda before a leadership election, and Carrie looking at nudes of Zac Goldsmith.

He's probably just hungover

[Vincent Vega]

Some speculation that he might trigger a confidence vote next week as his advisors feel he would be at more risk if the MPs hold on to their letters of no confidence until after the two by-elections in three weeks. The feeling is that if he lost both of those he would be toast.

[Butch]

What the fuck is "violent booing" you inbred cunt. 

[Gnasher]

Her twitter feed has been a long continuous blag of jubilee events, one journo mused 'does Nadine think she's personally sponsoring the whole four day event?'.. so today must have hurt, 

 

 

 

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