Fit birds you wouldn't shag. * Amnesty thread *

[Sugar Ape]

First things first this is an amnesty thread. Any neggers will be rounded up and gang negged repeatedly.

 

Right, so are there any birds where the general consensus is they are fit but they just do nothing for you? I got shamed recently into ranking Girls aloud in this order :

 

1 - Nadine

2 - Sarah

3 - Kimberley / Cheryl. Joint third

4 - Ginge.

 

 

The truth is I would rather do the Ginge than Kimberley. There I've said it. She just does nothing for me and I don't like her. God, that felt good.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Kirsty Gallagher, too long, Jennifer Aniston, too boring, attractive but nothing destinctive.

[brucespanner]

Mila Kunis does absolutely nothing for me, she looks like a startled frog in a wig.

 

[Trumo]

Kunis does a LOT for me.

 

Loads of people fancy Kylie, but she's never done anything for me.

[Duff Man]

Cat Deeley. All legs and teeth. Annoying voice too.

[Rorschach08]

Hayden Panitterie or however you spell it, her out of Heroes.

 

Does nothing for me.

[lifetime fan]

Fit bird I wouldn't shag...with my fucking record? Now that is a serious oxymoron.

 

If you mean a generally accepted fit bird that you'd fuck but are not fussed about then Angelina Jolie.

[Flying Pig]

Any bird that doesn't look like Melons or SKi because those two are the most beautiful girls in ALL the world, forever. Amen.

 

 

EDIT: Oh, forget Aveez & TSO.

[lifetime fan]

Any bird that doesn't look like Melons or SKi because those two are the most beautiful girls in ALL the world, forever. Amen.

 

Negged, ya fucking creep.

[Trumo]

Any bird that doesn't look like Melons or SKi because those two are the most beautiful girls in ALL the world, forever. Amen.

 

Pics or GTFO.

[James Dean]

Jessica Alba. Revolting face on that one. I just wanna punch it.

[Flying Pig]

Pics or GTFO.

 

As if thats going to happen. Unfortunately.

[Whelan]

Cheryl Cole & Liz Hurley do absolutely nothing for me!

 

But there are a number of 'B/C list celebs' who do nothing, page 3 women in general arouse nothing at all, never have done either!

[Flying Pig]

Genuinely, I am not really attracted to thin so called 'fit' birds. I like some meat on them.

[moof]

Genuinely, I am not really attracted to thin so called 'fit' birds. I like some meat on them.

 

This doing anything for ya?

[Flying Pig]

 

This doing anything for ya?

 

Not really mate, but Tanya from Eastenders is top quality in my book.

[POOOS]

Hayden Panitterie or however you spell it, her out of Heroes.

 

Does nothing for me.

 

Hom. Amnesty or not, you be a hom.

[Sugar Ape]

Negged, ya fucking creep.

 

Normally I would neg your ass for negging in an amnesty thread. However, that was quite a creepy post so I'll rep you instead. No more negs though.

[Rafiagra]

Jessica Alba. Revolting face on that one. I just wanna punch it.

 

Fuckinghell. I'm gonna go Gold just so I can neg this. She's amazing!!!!

 

Personally, I remember seeing Caprice back in her heyday about 10 hrs ago and not being that impressed.

[Cliff T. Beast]

Fearne 'everything in the world is amzing' Cotton. Can't stand the stupid prick. Annoying voice, annoying face, everything is not amazing you horrible shit.

 

The girl makes me angry. I quite enjoy Celebrity juice but can't watch it cos i can hear her stupid cackle in the background. I would never tire of punching her in the face.

[Trumo]

Personally, I remember seeing Caprice back in her heyday about 10 hrs ago and not being that impressed.

 

She's a bit rough in the mornings?

[Red Banjo]

Fit birds i wouldn't shag huh...

 

...hmmm....

 

.... nope.

[brucespanner]

Fearne 'everything in the world is amzing' Cotton. Can't stand the stupid prick. Annoying voice, annoying face, everything is not amazing you horrible shit.

 

The girl makes me angry. I quite enjoy Celebrity juice but can't watch it cos i can hear her stupid cackle in the background. I would never tire of punching her in the face.

 

I'd fuck her into therapy.

 

As long as she kept her mouth shut, well apart from you know?

[Paulie Dangerously]

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[md1892]

J Lo, Kylie, hate the first, the second , Meh.

Fearn cotton is a complete cunt but i would love to destroy her ass then kick her out of a moving vehicle whilst she's still flapping like a wizards sleeve, after wiping my cock on her face.

 

Jessica Alba would get it until all i had left was a bleeding stump / shooting powdered jizz