*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Marc Darcy - for all your turd-polishing requirements.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Marc Darcy - for all your turd-polishing requirements.

 

 

How much do you reckon Everton are paying, I doubt they'd do cost price, so maybe a 15/20% discount in store?

[Wezza]

Lonsdale will be kicking themselves 

[Anubis]

Are they doing Siggy's court suit?  And do their suits go with Lonsdales?

[alles ist gut]

Just now, Anubis said:

Are they doing Siggy's court suit?  

No, just chaperoning Year 10 proms

[Chocoholic]

On 24/08/2022 at 15:42, manwiththestick said:

I'm trying not to go too overboard but I think she could be the best thing to ever materialise from Everton's existence.

Such a low bar to reach.

[No2]

Fenerbache can buy Alli for 6m before Jan 1st or 8m after that. They won't obviously but I can't see Spurs being that thick they would allow Everton to sell him 2 minutes after buying him and keep all the dough. I'd be surprised if that doesn't end up in a court room.

[Bjornebye]

They are fucking shit. 

[Red_or_Dead]

Some massive grift going on in this Alli transfer: he was bought for £40m but they only pay £10m after each ten appearances.  Has Levy had a stroke or was he always this daft.

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

5 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Some massive grift going on in this Alli transfer: he was bought for £40m but they only pay £10m after each ten appearances.  Has Levy had a stroke or was he always this daft.

 

 

Everton will get a £1.86m (€2.2m) loan fee, and Besiktas will pay just £8,430 (€10,000) of Alli's wages per game.

The club would also have to pay Spurs 25 per cent of any money they receive.

[Red_or_Dead]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Everton will get a £1.86m (€2.2m) loan fee, and Besiktas will pay just £8,430 (€10,000) of Alli's wages per game.

The club would also have to pay Spurs 25 per cent of any money they receive.

If he actually signs after the loan - massive grift!

 

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, Red_or_Dead said:

If he actually signs after the loan - massive grift!

 

They are on the hook to him for 4 mill in wages this season. With the loan fee he will need to play over 200 games in the next 8 months for them to break even.

[Anubis]

GOT convinced they are close to signing Maupay from Brighton and Diaz from Blackburn.

[dockers_strike]

40 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Some massive grift going on in this Alli transfer: he was bought for £40m but they only pay £10m after each ten appearances.  Has Levy had a stroke or was he always this daft.

 

 

Is amazing Levy let them off the full fee if they sold Alli on before paying spurs a decent fee, isnt it?

[Beno]

Been going past their new stadium build a few times lately. It's coming on fast but looks a bit small and underwhelming to me, though may be just me. One of the sides is right by the water and doesn't appear to have much room for concourse or outside area.

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, Anubis said:

GOT convinced they are close to signing Maupay from Brighton and Diaz from Blackburn.

I thought Maupay was on the radar of the big clubs?

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I thought Maupay was on the radar of the big clubs?

Forest and Fulham. 

[VladimirIlyich]

I'm not sure we should be criticising Everton's commercial sponsors considering the amount we have,including the likes of Dunkin Donuts,which the blues missed out on with a chance of associating it with Big Dunc. 'Big Dunc dunks der redshite....and a donut.'

[Harry Squatter]

3rd photo. Bitterness gets passed down.

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The age of them.  They were two years younger when Pickford fouled Virg. That's the parents that have brought them up to be bitter little shits. 

 

I really want these cunts relegated.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Creator Supreme]

4 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I really want these cunts relegated.

I'm with you, but I'd be more concerned about us to be honest chief.

[VladimirIlyich]

40 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

3rd photo. Bitterness gets passed down.

 

 

 

Why would you go on the tour if you hate it so much? Mind you,it beats seeing a cuckoo clock and Big Dunc's bloodstained shirt.

[manwiththestick]

4 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

The age of them.  They were two years younger when Pickford fouled Virg. That's the parents that have brought them up to be bitter little shits. 

 

I really want these cunts relegated.

Horrible bastards. And the person posting is talking bollocks about Everton tours being fully booked, chances are if he's arranging a tour for 50 kids, of them 50 all of the Evertonians are probably in that photo.

 

I mean who the fuck wants to be shown around Goodison, its a fucking tip.