*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Sandman40]

[Mudface]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

I see the usual wild over-optimism has infected them again.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Bring it home lads

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66229574

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 hours ago, Sandman40 said:

Richarlison 22/23 = A fucking beach ball 09/10.

[Barrington Womble]

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

They're more optimistic than the bloos I know! Haha. 

[Harry Squatter]

7 hours ago, Sandman40 said:

He was average for Everton and probably looked good to them as they've been starved of success for so long. 

 

All you really have to do at Everton is score in a Derby or injure some redshite players, reel off a few soundbites, shake your fist at the crowd a bit and they'll love you forever. 

[Barrington Womble]

10 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

He was average for Everton and probably looked good to them as they've been starved of success for so long. 

 

All you really have to do at Everton is score in a Derby or injure some redshite players, reel off a few soundbites, shake your fist at the crowd a bit and they'll love you forever. 

I think some players too thrive on being the main man and main out ball, which he had at Everton. Once he has to integrate as part of the team and not be the main man, it looks like it doesn't suit him at all. He's been shitter than anyone could imagine. 

[manwiththestick]

Surely on that optimism scale the colours should run from green at the top right down to red at the bottom.

[Anubis]

Unless he’s developed the ability to shoot this isn’t really helpful.

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Lizmclarnonsbaps

 

Just bought a lovely house in Woolton, sitting in the garden and a head pops over the fence and it’s only fucking Dominic Redshite Sloppyshite who has gone and moved in next door. I’m fucking fuming and go straight back into the house ignoring him and immediately I phone my bird Catty( after Harry Catterick) and tell her to get on to the estate agent, we’re moving. Goes back into the garden to calm down with a Chang when Sloppy only hops over the fence with a crate of Carlsberg!

‘Hello’he says in that silly French accent, ‘ I’m Dominic from next door’ long story short I have a bevy with him because Everton aren’t we, tell him about The Golden Vision, Harvey, Kendall and Ball etc etc not to mention Andy King, what does he do?

Only see’s the error of his ways and phones his agent to get a move to the Blues!

It’s gonna happen too lad and when it does lad I’m his new agent on 20% of anything he earns and a go on his wife once a week. ‘ Treblicok’ he says to me,’ thank you my friend, it will be a Grand Old Team to play for!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

44 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Unless he’s developed the ability to shoot this isn’t really helpful.

 

 

Harsh, but fair.

[Manny]

47 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Unless he’s developed the ability to shoot this isn’t really helpful.

 

 

Winning the running > Winning the transfer window

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Players like the next Mitoma or Martinelli are just queuing up to get down to Goodison Park.

 

[Pete]

They gone bust yet? 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

53 minutes ago, Pete said:

They gone bust yet? 

 

[Anubis]

Coleman shares the highlight of his career.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Small, small club.

 

Still, I suppose it beats Coady's highlight being the few seconds he thought he'd scored.

[Tenfolder]

Jonny Evans back to United, christ the shite are now even being outdone by United re-signing their own castoffs, guess Maguire may be available to reject them soon though.

[Anubis]

Exeter_Gently

Merkin

 

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Paul Rideout said:

I’m still ‘Boooing’ that RS turncoat rat Nick Barmby every time I boo to this day.

Sub human scum him....

[Chocoholic]

 

 

Fuck sake, lads, quake in your boots... the power shift is back on!

[Fugitive]

9 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

 

 

Fuck sake, lads, quake in your boots... the power shift is back on!

Have they bought all their players back from 2018?

[Chocoholic]

Haha, I never looked at the date. But as they're getting rejected by everyone else, that may have to be the transfer strategy

[Furmedge]

44 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Have they bought all their players back from 2018?

 

I don't think they could even afford to buy Niasse back now.

[VladimirIlyich]

17 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Players like the next Mitoma or Martinelli are just queuing up to get down to Goodison Park.

 

But all of those teams have a massive advantage,they aren't Everton!

[sir roger]

Its a fair point though, very rarely the biggest buys that are the best buys, and in hindsight there were always gems out there for relative buttons. The lad with the unspellable name at Napoli for instance.