The Oscars

[Chip Butty]

On 31/03/2022 at 18:31, magicrat said:

Bloke cracks unfunny gag about another blokes missus and gets slap.  Did anything else happen ?

The world got offended.

 

Every fucker is offended by everything these days. Its a slap, its nothing more, however everyone now has to be shocked by said heinous crime and then have an opinion and react to show their support of something that they're not quite sure if they can even defend, or attack , and either leaves them 'not in' and not in with the crowd or in and safe and 'doing the right thing' apparently. 

 

Some of them need a slap. 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah, banged up for slapping like a girl 

He walked up to him and smacked him in the face. Whether it was a slap or a a punch, it doesn’t matter, if you did that to someone in the street in front of a copper it would only end one way. 

[lifetime fan]

I’m sure he has enough cash in the bank to cope with not being able to perform his ‘art’ for a few companies. 
 

Just take some time off and go fuck a load of younger, hotter pussy than his wife and release a sex tape to the media. 
 

See how much his wife likes the open marriage then. 

[lifetime fan]

On 31/03/2022 at 11:38, Captain Turdseye said:

That was 30 years ago, before she caught HIV. 

Wait. What???

[KMD7]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Wait. What???

Same, checked Google and saw no mention of it.

[Captain Turdseye]

[TheHowieLama]

11 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

 

Every fucker is offended by everything these days. Its a slap, its nothing more,

Nah, this is lame Chipper.

 

He walked up to a stage where a fellow professional was performing and struck him because he didn't like the performance.

Not cricket.

[Bruce Spanner]

Seems like a sensible and proportionate response.

 

Well done, all.

[skend04]

What's the world coming to when a man defends the honour of his son's friend's girlfriend and then gets a 10 year ban from the Oscars for it?!

[Juniper]

*Shrugs* 

[PestiRed]

I’m so outraged that I’m going to continue not ever watching the Oscars but now it will be a boycott 

[Anubis]

Seems a bit extreme, but this is Hollywood, darling. It’s all just a show. It makes for such excellent drama. He’ll be back in the fold when they rescind it in a year or so.

[Mike D]

[Kevin D]

Smith should turn up every year to smack Chris Rock again, but in more elaborate disguises each time.

 

Fake moustache the first year, dressed as a camera man the next year, then on a Zamboni and so on.

[Anubis]

They’ll announce they are doing a cop buddy movie together within a few months.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

Smith should turn up every year to smack Chris Rock again, but in more elaborate disguises each time.

 

Fake moustache the first year, dressed as a camera man the next year, then on a Zamboni and so on.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

They’ll announce they are doing a cop buddy movie together within a few months.

Lethal Syrup 

[TheHowieLama]

19 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

Smith should turn up every year to smack Chris Rock again, but in more elaborate disguises each time.

 

Fake moustache the first year, dressed as a camera man the next year, then on a Zamboni and so on.

Who was the fella that took to trying to kiss celebrities at these events. Once he grabbed onto some actress' leg and wouldn't let go as they tried to haul him off. Got through security everytime somehow. He tried to kiss Smith one year and got smacked I think.

[Mudface]

17 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Who was the fella that took to trying to kiss celebrities at these events. Once he grabbed onto some actress' leg and wouldn't let go as they tried to haul him off. Got through security everytime somehow. He tried to kiss Smith one year and got smacked I think.

This?

 

 

Vitalii Sediuk, some Ukrainian prankster, apparently. No wonder Russia invaded.

 

 

[Elite]

His films are shite anyway. No loss.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

His films are shite anyway. No loss.

 

 

 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

Can't remember any I enjoyed.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Can't remember any I enjoyed.

Bad Boys is ace! 

[Elite]

23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Bad Boys is ace! 

It's okay but nothing special. Not a patch on Lethal Weapon and Beverley Hills Cop.

 

I just find Smith to be very overbearing and forced. I liked him in The Fresh Prince but I have always avoided his movies, which I won't have to any more!

[TheHowieLama]

59 minutes ago, Mudface said:

This?

 

 

Vitalii Sediuk, some Ukrainian prankster, apparently. No wonder Russia invaded.

 

 

Hah!!

 

 

That's the guy - no idea he was Ukrainian.