The world of a woman.

[Trumo]

Or she could take a route that let's her go above 30mph. In any case, she has a new slogan for her business:

 

"Use [insert name of company]. The only thing not clean is my driving licence!"

[lifetime fan]

The thing that’s even more crazy, the road she names, has two schools, a Doctors surgery and at least 4 old people’s homes on!

[DJLJ]

Fucking wanker.

 

 

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bristol-woman-who-nine-speeding-1263439

Like this fucking beaut...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/21/lawyers-widow-argues-should-spared-driving-ban-would-struggle/amp/

[manwiththestick]

Like this fucking beaut...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/21/lawyers-widow-argues-should-spared-driving-ban-would-struggle/amp/

The poor love. Fucks sake.

[Harry Squatter]

I got a speeding ticket a few years back in Tuebrook just before you get to the Belmont pub. I always take my time driving there as it's a notorious spot to get done.

 

I was driving into work on a Sunday morning. Hardly any cars on the road and this stupid cow starts tailgating me. Gets a cob on because I'm going about 28 mph so she pulls out, flies past me and beeps me for being slow. Five seconds later she gets flashed by the same camera that collared me a couple of years ago.

[Ne Moe Imya]

I hate all traffic cameras. I am about the furthest thing from an anarchist in the world but would fully support a group of people who put ski masks on and destroyed them before fleeing the authorities. I might even harbour them in my basement if they were being pursued, in some sort of Coen brothers-esque Underground Railroad situation.

 

The worst ones are the cameras on traffic lights, which have been proven over and over again to increase the number of accidents (because people slam on their brakes at a yellow to avoid going through near the red). Indefensible.

[Rico1304]

I don't think I've ever read anything quite like it!

Hold on, have a look at the speeding thread from the other week. There’s a poster who thought exactly the same thing.

[Guest]

Fucking wanker.

 

 

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bristol-woman-who-nine-speeding-1263439

I was actually feeling a bit sorry for her as 20mph zones can be difficult to maintain that speed on. Then I read this part :

 

"People caught speeding can pay to attend a driver awareness course instead of having points added to their licence, but Ms Allan said she did not have this option as she was recently caught driving through a red light."

 

And all sympathy went out of the window.

[VladimirIlyich]

Hold on, have a look at the speeding thread from the other week. There’s a poster who thought exactly the same thing.

You men me don't you?

[Guest]

I hate all traffic cameras. I am about the furthest thing from an anarchist in the world but would fully support a group of people who put ski masks on and destroyed them before fleeing the authorities. I might even harbour them in my basement if they were being pursued, in some sort of Coen brothers-esque Underground Railroad situation.

 

The worst ones are the cameras on traffic lights, which have been proven over and over again to increase the number of accidents (because people slam on their brakes at a yellow to avoid going through near the red). Indefensible.

What is worse? Tailgating or stopping at an amber light? I know where I stand on this as tailgating is dangerous and illegal.

[Ne Moe Imya]

What is worse? Tailgating or stopping at an amber light? I know where I stand on this as tailgating is dangerous and illegal.

 

Both are dangerous, tailgating far worse of course.

[Mook]

My boss on the phone to a client just now discussing some charges...

 

"They're based on a scaling slide."

[TheBitch]

My boss on the phone to a client just now discussing some charges...

 

"They're based on a scaling slide."

I fucking hate her as much as you.

[Fowlers God]

I want to fuck her as much as you.

Fixed for you.

[sir roger]

Selling our house at the moment & as the pictures were taken last week the agent suggested getting rid of some snow from the decking so the Mrs ferried hot water and cleared it.

 

Woke up this morning , looked out the window at the newly snowy landscape & said to her ' You're going to need a bigger bowl '

 

Instead of bursting into laughter at my brilliance , she said ' Do we have any bigger bowls ? '

[Curly]

Selling our house at the moment & as the pictures were taken last week the agent suggested getting rid of some snow from the decking so the Mrs ferried hot water and cleared it.

 

Woke up this morning , looked out the window at the newly snowy landscape & said to her ' You're going to need a bigger bowl '

 

Instead of bursting into laughter at my brilliance , she said ' Do we have any bigger bowls ? '

Hahaha

[Paulie Dangerously]

In honour of International Women's day, and the snow, one of the lads from our Warehouse said to the new sales manager, a woman "I bet you weren't expecting 8 inches today!"

[Mook]

In honour of International Women's day, and the snow, one of the lads from our Warehouse said to the new sales manager, a woman "I bet you weren't expecting 8 inches today!"

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

 

It's a video of my dog shagging his dog 

[Anny Road]

Was out walking this morning and there was a big line of traffic queuing and road work lights. One guy halfway down the line decided he didn't want to wait so proceed to do a quick u turn across the empty other lane facing back the way he came.

Only as he swang across to do the first part of the 3 point turn the stupid woman behind him pulled up into the space he had just left leaving him nowhere to reverse.

Resulting in him blocking the other carriageway for 5 minutes and looking completely exacerbated whilst the lady in question starred straight ahead oblivious to carnage she was causing.

[lifetime fan]

Think I’ve said on here before about the wife having dozens of handbags and purses and then walks around with her bank card in her coat pocket and is constantly losing it or forgetting it.

 

It got to the point it pissed me off so much I bought her a phone cover with a secure card holder on the back of it.

 

We went out for a roast on sunday and on the way home she wants to fill up with fuel ready for work for the week.

 

Me: Have you got your bank card?

Her: I don’t need it, I have Apple Pay on my phone.

Me: Don’t you have a maximum limit on it?

Her: No.

Me: You sure, you just want me to only put £30

In to be safe?

Her: No it’ll be fine, fill it up.

Me: Just so you know I don’t have my wallet on me.

 

So I fill up and she goes in to pay...she then comes out of the garage...

 

Her: Do you have your bank card or any cash on you?

Me: No. I told you I didn’t bring my wallet. Why?

Her: The garage have a £30 limit on Apple Pay.

[Curly]

It's a video of my dog shagging his dog

 

"Just cos you let some tosser blow his beans up your muff"

[Alan Sex]

[Harry Squatter]

That awful feeling g you get when you make a mistake or forget something and then you know she won't shut the fuck up about it for years, years and fucking years.

[sir roger]

That awful feeling g you get when you make a mistake or forget something and then you know she won't shut the fuck up about it for years, years and fucking years.

 

Makes me laugh this , mention any fuck-up they make more than once & you get the ' Are you ever going to stop going on about that ' , yet I am still getting stick in front of people for making a mess of some wallpapering in 1988.