What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[PestiRed]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

Brunch at a cafe on Cannock chase.

 

Mrs Bela went for a philly cheese steak and the little lad has been treated to a choc muffin and some toast and jam.

 

The breakfast was great. Needed to be bigger, and missing black pudding and grilled tomato, but the ingredients on there were perfectly cooked and quality. 8/10.

 

Do your worst you meffs 

Clearly the only sane member of your family is the child who looked at the options available and went for dry toast as the only edible thing in the cafe

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

 

 

Acceptable plates.

[lifetime fan]

18 minutes ago, Code said:

 

Just me, myself and I.

Your taste in breakfast is a damn sight better than your taste in drinks mate. 

[Curly]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Your taste in breakfast is a damn sight better than your taste in drinks mate. 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Code said:

Another go at Shiraz Palace.

 

Better drinks this time around.

Cunt toast and plate but thats one of the best breakfasts posted in a long time. 

[Captain Turdseye]

21 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Mentioned this place earlier in the thread so had to share when I see someone on FB (try and ignore the unmentionable shirt) has posted an example.

 

As I said, it’s been a very long time since I’ve been in there but it doesn’t look like much has changed.

That’s genuinely made me nauseous. 

[Stouffer]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

That’s genuinely made me nauseous. 

The state of that fucking toast is genuinely offensive. 

[Pidge]

what toast?

[Bob]

12 hours ago, Code said:

Another go at Shiraz Palace.

 

Better drinks this time around.

Those eggs in particular look splendid. Overall all looks very good indeed but lacks beans, which is a shame.

[Guest]

14 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Cunt toast and plate but thats one of the best breakfasts posted in a long time. 

For over £23 I'd expect nothing less. @aRdjashould be all over this. 

[TheHowieLama]

You get what you pay for.

[lifetime fan]

10 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

For over £23 I'd expect nothing less. @aRdjashould be all over this. 

£9 for the breakfast. 
 

The rest was on drinks for Frode’s ‘special advisors’ and definitely not his boyfriends who he brought with him and expensed. 

[Strontium]

£23 only gets you a half of lager in Norway to be fair. 

[lifetime fan]

On 19/09/2021 at 16:54, Strontium Dog™ said:

£23 only gets you a half of lager in Norway to be fair. 

That’s very true. 
 

But a fucking strawberry daiquiri and a Shiraz ice tea with a fry up? 
 

I get pissed off if anyone goes more exotic than tea or a pint, coffee is out the fucking door too. 

[cloggypop]

The Shiraz is fucking great. It's a bargain if you aren't buying blert drinks. 

 

Pretty sure they also do beans for normal people. 

[easytoslip]

On 18/09/2021 at 12:53, Tony Moanero said:

Acceptable plates.

Haha. 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

The Shiraz is fucking great. It's a bargain if you aren't buying blert drinks. 

 

Pretty sure they also do beans for normal people. 

Wrong. 
 

Not with a fucking breakfast. 

[Section_31]

Privatisation's still going well then? 

 

- privatise 

- fuck it up 

- get bailed out/nationalised

- walk away wealthy 

 

That's how it works right?

 

[Strontium]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Privatisation's still going well then? 

 

- privatise 

- fuck it up 

- get bailed out/nationalised

- walk away wealthy 

 

That's how it works right?

 

 

I can just imagine the arguments on here if they did nationalise cooked breakfasts.

 

I almost want it to happen.

[cloggypop]

6 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Wrong. 
 

Not with a fucking breakfast. 

You don't even have eggs you freak. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Go to 12:00 for the action.

 

 

[TheBitch]

Moose Coffee on Hope Street came fully endorsed by @Liverpool lad

 

I had the Lone Star Moose. 
 

Neg away you cock heads. 

[YorkshireRed]

4 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Moose Coffee on Hope Street came fully endorsed by @Liverpool lad

 

I had the Lone Star Moose. 
 

Neg away you cock heads. 

Custard on bacon! The end of the world is nigh. 

[Anubis]

I like Moose Cafe, but you have to like eggs or you’re fucked.

[Curly]

18 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Moose Coffee on Hope Street came fully endorsed by @Liverpool lad

 

I had the Lone Star Moose. 
 

Neg away you cock heads. 

The fact you’ve got your mrs to take the picture from her side of the table to take the focus away from yours and keep it at a distance, suggests that there’s things lurking on that plate that would make a sailor’s toes curl.

 

One thing I did notice was there seems to be a dubious substance on the sausage that looks distinctly like lumpy and dehydrated jizz. I would have eaten around that.